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haha high five i am too lol let's go to waaaaaaaaar!
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oh dont worry there wont be a war with china. and if there is itll be nuclear and we'll all be dead in atomic hellfire in an instant 
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thathonkey posted:lol'd Looks like a lions cap to me
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poopzilla posted:oh dont worry there wont be a war with china. and if there is itll be nuclear and we'll all be dead in atomic hellfire in an instant Don't blame me I voted for Shillary. 
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Donald Trump is actually president of the United States, lol
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Federal judge just told DT to go gently caress himself with the Muslim ban and put it in hold. source? I'm only seeing things from the Federal Judge ruling yesterday.
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This presidency is like an awesome old school GBS meltdown thread. President Gorgeous George
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:i lack the clarity of masterful statesmanship posessed by secretary of state rex tillerson so does he
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Looke posted:Looks like a lions cap to me i mean that's even worse ...
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:idk blockading their poo poo for no reason to call their bluff seems like a bad idea but i lack the clarity of masterful statesmanship posessed by secretary of state rex tillerson Other recent bad ideas: The instatement of Donald Trump, the man the sad trombone noise was invented to describe, as President of the United States. 
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:This presidency is like an awesome old school GBS meltdown thread. President Gorgeous George I would do anything possible to make it so Trump had a call-in show on Fox News Even better if every call-in was a toilet flushing
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Holy gently caress I just remembered, Donald Trump is a birther. A birther is now the President of the United States!! 
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Spatial posted:Holy gently caress I just remembered, Donald Trump is a birther. A birther is now the President of the United States!! Lol
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:biff tannenesque
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What if Trump was actually a secret Muslim from Kenya
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:idk blockading their poo poo for no reason to call their bluff seems like a bad idea but i lack the clarity of masterful statesmanship posessed by secretary of state rex tillerson its not their poo poo. they are actively trying to steal ocean rights from vietnam, taiwan Philippines etc
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just because an oil company ceo says they shouldnt, dosent mean they shouldnt be confronted about their poo poo
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poopzilla posted:its not their poo poo. they are actively trying to steal ocean rights from vietnam, taiwan Philippines etc  Yeah well here's the thing about that. If China can build giant ocean outer heaven doom fortresses on it, it's theirs.
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oddly enough the UN has thought of this scenario https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Convention_on_the_Law_of_the_Sea
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you cant like own the ocean, man
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Just lolled pretty hard Some foreigner working for amazon prime arrived via taxi to deliver me my case of la Croix and Oreos. Lol thanks trump what a world lmao
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Egbert Souse posted:What if Trump was actually a secret Muslim from
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I guess I naively thought Trump would have "handlers" in office but nope he's just flippantly tweeting about WW3 lmao
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his facebook acct puts out much more cleaned up statements with better grammar that say things like "false reporting" instead of FAKENEWS
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I think he has handlers in the White House but they're completely overwhelmed. They're like overworked nurse's aids and Trump in the angry dementia patient who can't be stopped from removing his pants and making for the exits.
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well he did say we should go after the family of terrorists it really unlucky that donald trump is the first president ever to keep his campaign trail promised
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Hahahahahaha this man just killed an 8-year-old gratz. Like Obama got Bin-Ladin, Trump got a guy's 8 year old. Oh I just remembered that Trump is prez and  When he launches the missiles do you think we'll hear about it from The Media or Twitter first?
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reminder that it's cool and good that donald "j" trump is president of the united states
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lol just thought of him again and have been since he became our Dear Leader. just lol
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You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him (Donald J Trump) He's following you about thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you (Donald J Trump) You're looking for your car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! [Chorus 1] Running for your life from Donald J Trump He's brandishing a knife, it's Donald J Trump Lurking in the shadows President superstar Donald J Trump Living in the woods, Donald J Trump Killing for sport, Donald J Trump Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Donald J Trump [Verse 2: Rob Cantor] Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! [Chorus 2] Gnawing off your leg, quiet, quiet Limping toward the cottage, quiet, quiet Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Donald J Trump Sharpening an axe, Donald J Trump But he doesn't hear you enter, Donald J Trump You're sneaking up behind him... Strangling superstar Donald J Trump Fighting for your life with Donald J Trump Wrestling a knife from Donald J Trump Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Donald J Trump [Verse 3: Rob Cantor] You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Donald J Trump [Chorus 3] Wait! He isn't dead, Donny surprise! There's a gun to your head And death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu (You can do it) Body slam superstar Donald J Trump Legendary fight with Donald J Trump Normal Tuesday night for Donald J Trump You try to swing an axe at Donald J Trump But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Donald J Trump [Outro: Rob Cantor] His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Donald J Trump
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Was just thinking about late stage capitalism and the chaos inherent then I remembered that while things will continue to get more and more crazy the man presiding over the united states is Donald Trump jfc lol
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Of course, Trump’s efforts to avoid releasing his tax returns is nothing new. Recall, he engaged in a widely publicized bait-and-switch a few years ago, promising to release the returns if Barack Obama released his long form birth certificate. Once that happened in 2011, Trump promised he would release his tax returns at “the appropriate time.” Now, in 2017, Trump’s tax returns are still nowhere to be seen. Funny enough, Trump over the past few weeks has said that no one even cares about his tax returns anymore. Alas, that couldn’t be farther from the truth. A current WhiteHouse.gov petition seeking to have Trump release his tax returns has already garnered more than 385,000 signatures, easily making it the most widely supported initiative to ever appear on the White House website. The petition reads: “The unprecedented economic conflicts of this administration need to be visible to the American people, including any pertinent documentation which can reveal the foreign influences and financial interests which may put Donald Trump in conflict with the emoluments clause of the Constitution.” The White House petition system is anything but binding, but it has reached the designated 100,000 threshold to warrant an official response from the powers that be. As it stands now, it’s a safe bet that Trump will never release his tax returns. Addressing the issue a few days ago, Kellyanne Conway said: “The White House response is that he’s not going to release his tax returns. We litigated this all through the election. People didn’t care. They voted for him.” Consequently, Trump will be the first President in nearly four decades to shield his tax returns from the public. lol, suckers.
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