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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Jazerus posted:

1/4 correct

do you even know a fuckin' thing about ireland???

Blarney stones

Ed balls

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jan 30, 2017

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

if this happens im looking into a third term

You'll be forced to when abortion is illegal.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Also, whenever I think about where Obama or Clinton are in all of this, this clip comes to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-n4wkkzcvU

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


They were on their radio show this morning setting this up talking about "We'll see if CAIR really stands for American values and free speech today!" so it was probably Fat Boyle standing there yelling "gas the muzzies gas the muzzies oi oi oi" until he got kicked out, so he could do his nasally whining tomorrow morning.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

He literally meant this as a compliment

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Well trump says his time in school was an important part of his life so I can see the Ceaucescu comparison if aspirational at best.

gregday
May 23, 2003

how many boxes of gum do you think spicer has swallowed this morning

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ex post facho posted:

none of the invitees will dare to actually "joke" about trump either, i'm pretty convinced that obama ripping him was why he ultimately decided to run for president

Nah. He's been running for president since 2000. He initially announced his candidacy back then on the Howard Stern show.

It was always a publicity stunt; except it somehow took this time.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
i dream of a day when spicer shows up for a press conference on time

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

gregday posted:

Predicted both the canceling of the Mexican president's meeting and photoshopped inauguration photos.

Predicting the inevitable is hardly predicting

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

gregday posted:

how many boxes of gum do you think spicer has swallowed this morning

Oh he's probably swallowed a few mouthfuls of gum.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
This music is driving me insane

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

gregday posted:

how many boxes of gum do you think spicer has swallowed this morning

most of them. all of them?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


mormonpartyboat posted:

we're number one but every time they say one, its preceded by "bernie would have"

"Are you a real Marxist?"
"Well, uh, technically, nah."
"Have you ever caught a fascist, like, a real tyrant?"
"Nah"
"Have you ever taxed the 1%?"
"Nah, nah"
"Alright then, I see I'll have to teach you how to be Marxists!"

Hey!
Bernie woulda won!
Hey!
Bernie woulda won!

Now listen closely,

Here's a little lesson in the bourgeoise
This is going down in history
If you wanna see how Bernie woulda won
You have to chase a dictator on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh...
*steps on e-mails*
No, don't touch that!

Bernie woulda won!
Hey!
Bernie woulda won!
Bernie woulda won!

Ha ha ha!
Now look at this tweet, that I just found
Whenever he lies, send angry replies!
Now!
Get angry at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
His nominations will get repealed!
Ha ha ha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Bernie woulda won!
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Bernie woulda won!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Bernie woulda won!
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Bernie woulda won!
Bernie woulda won!
Bernie woulda won!
Hey! Hey!

Augus fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jan 30, 2017

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

gregday posted:

how many boxes of gum do you think spicer has swallowed this morning

There's no way of knowing that number, numbers don't have objective reality. He swallowed about as many as the President feels that he swallowed.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

egoslicer posted:

I've open sourced the code for http://www.dailytrumpening.com/ in case anyone wants to PR, since a few goons asked. Hosted here:

https://github.com/slb350/dailytrumpening

Please branch off any features and submit PRs if you have anything you'd like to contribute.

this is great but holy poo poo you're doing all the editing by hand?

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
I hope Spicer is in the back crying and cutting himself, trying to get the courage up to go out and lie to the American public.

But who am I kidding, he's probably jacking off to his notes as I type this.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Pead posted:

This is the exact same response i get when I point out problems in some fake "obama is coming for our guns" type poo poo my dumbass relatives posted on facebook.

The difference being that I don't put it past DJT to not care about the shooting, although the language makes it fake as hell.

People who thought Obama was coming for their guns didn't understand the million ways that didn't make any sense.

False equivalence.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

boethius posted:

There's no way of knowing that number, numbers don't have objective reality. He swallowed about as many as the President feels that he swallowed.

i like these alternative facts

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
wtf there's a simulated applause and cheering track on play at the white house press conference lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPxZC_vaWnk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

We poo poo on the press but they have been doing a decent job getting leaks out of the wh

sick brunch kills
Nov 18, 2016

Brunch DJ goin' hard as fuck


This avatar brought to you by the Lowtax Needs a New Spine Fund
Lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rbdcOMWyhCE

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Pooky posted:

I hope Spicer is in the back crying and cutting himself, trying to get the courage up to go out and lie to the American public.

But who am I kidding, he's probably jacking off to his notes as I type this.

I like to imagine Trump is yelling at him and his tie and hair are comically flapping in the spitstorm

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
i wonder if we're ever gonna get a trump presser in the near future

egoslicer
Jun 13, 2007

McGlockenshire posted:

this is great but holy poo poo you're doing all the editing by hand?

For now :( I'm working on a slack bot that will help curate and I can just reply to publish.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the more i think about it the more i think paying off an existing debt I have is a better idea than investing rn

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Ahahahahahahahahaha

What the gently caress is this

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump: When I say jump, you say

Spicer: How high?

[Trump smacks Spicer in the face with his smallish hand, leaving a tiny red splotch on his cheek]

Trump: When high, you say when high goddamit.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Is this a press conference or a propaganda video?

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
what the gently caress is this ad spot in the press announcement

are they previewing their super bowl commercial??

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
i don't know if this is the stream or the press conference

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



gregday posted:

how many boxes of gum do you think spicer has swallowed this morning

ah there's the lmao I needed today
thx

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
The banks and therefore the market will be fine, just give it like 3 months before you do any significant investing.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

quadrophrenic posted:

i wonder if we're ever gonna get a trump presser in the near future

the only way that would happen is if they stack the pool with sycophants and shut out anyone who might ask a real question. PR Putin-style, baby

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
bah god that's sean spicer's music!!

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

twoday posted:

Ahahahahahahahahaha

What the gently caress is this


BgRdMchne posted:

Is this a press conference or a propaganda video?

What happened?

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

LordAbaddon posted:

i don't know if this is the stream or the press conference

it's the stream

alternative link, no dumb music:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oHi9TDzSPE

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Feb 2, 2017

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Radio Paranoia posted:

What happened?

More like what isn't happening :nallears:

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
That's cause you guys are watching some pro trump stream. This is the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEJJ0-9nS4A&feature=share

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