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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
the doomsday clock is dumb as hell but it serves as a good reminder to listen to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

IRON MAIDEDBALLS

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



euphronius posted:

If a tiger could tell time, he couldnt tell us what time it is

it's currently roaaaar past maul o'clock actually

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



That DICK! posted:

Hufflepuff Jackoff Sessions, Attorney General

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

[in a very matthew mcconnaghey voice] Time...is a flat circle.....alright alright alright

:same: but a matthew broderick voice

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

Worth noting, a lot of these appointees were probably promised sweetheart scenarios that it is becoming extremely obvious that Trump will never be able to, and in fact probably never even intended to, deliver
can't even on deliver on giving half a trillion to Putin :allears:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


I honestly completely forgot that the Doomsday Clock was a real thing and not just something Alan Moore made up.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


For real though has anyone seen Trump in the last hour since that sort-of-unfinished tweet? Do we know for sure that he didn't have a heart attack and Bannon is right this moment trying to prop him up for a Weekend At Bernie's session of EO-signing?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

1. The clock was at 2 minutes to midnight from 1953-1960, the closest it's ever been to midnight.
2. The clock is not set in immediate response to current events, but rather at biannual meetings. The Cuban Missile Crisis occurred entirely between meetings.
3. The clock is at 2 1/2 minutes right now. as of last week This is the first time a half-minute has been used.

lol people have meetings about an imaginary clock

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dolash posted:

For real though has anyone seen Trump in the last hour since that sort-of-unfinished tweet? Do we know for sure that he didn't have a heart attack and Bannon is right this moment trying to prop him up for a Weekend At Bernie's session of EO-signing?

"Mr Bannon this is a serious event could you PLEASE stop playing that luau music?"

*sweating visibly*
"Uh no sir, you see, it's uhhh, traditional cultural practice for billionaire new yorkers"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



GET READY FOR THE CYBER

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/826197552995373057

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

:same: but a matthew broderick voice

:same: but with a matthew perry voice

with all the sarcasm

Oh whoaaa, Time is a FLAT circle :jerkbag:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




jesus how lunatic and incoherent will this be

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Whatever this was, it's gone now.

Try this https://apnews.com/80497cfb5f054c9b8c9e0f8f5ca30a62?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Dolash posted:

For real though has anyone seen Trump in the last hour since that sort-of-unfinished tweet? Do we know for sure that he didn't have a heart attack and Bannon is right this moment trying to prop him up for a Weekend At Bernie's session of EO-signing?

The tweet wasn't unfinished, the grammar was just terrible.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
That doomsday clock is pretty dumb some theirs no real superpower war imminent.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


hmm maybe he should stop for a bit

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Dolash posted:

For real though has anyone seen Trump in the last hour since that sort-of-unfinished tweet? Do we know for sure that he didn't have a heart attack and Bannon is right this moment trying to prop him up for a Weekend At Bernie's session of EO-signing?

the golden king on his golden throne

bannon desperately trying to read the medicine bottle labels that have been smudged with piss

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Augus posted:

I honestly completely forgot that the Doomsday Clock was a real thing and not just something Alan Moore made up.

Alan Moore actually made it interesting and foreboding

Also rape victim s falling for their attackers , what a strange guy

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

this is gonna be good lol

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Dolash posted:

For real though has anyone seen Trump in the last hour since that sort-of-unfinished tweet? Do we know for sure that he didn't have a heart attack and Bannon is right this moment trying to prop him up for a Weekend At Bernie's session of EO-signing?

he died of a heart attack mid-tweet, in a case of statistically probable poetic justice.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

My body is ready lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

jesus how lunatic and incoherent will this be

the net is longer neutral

i repeat, it is no longer neutral

i declare this post a sovereign state and admission fee to quote it is 5 dollars

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Epic High Five posted:

Tag for the story was Mobile, AL IIRC so probably his state office

Could be either but that's my guess

Yeah, that's his state office. Other high-level NAACP got pulled out of it days earlier. The news mostly ignored that. It is really loving hard to get a peaceful protest reported on.

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010


RIP Net Neutrality?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Epic High Five posted:

jesus how lunatic and incoherent will this be

:siren: good news, a draft of the cyber already leaked

https://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/documents/world/read-the-trump-administrations-draft-of-the-executive-order-on-cybersecurity/2306/

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

no more internet until we figure this thing out

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Dolash posted:

For real though has anyone seen Trump in the last hour since that sort-of-unfinished tweet? Do we know for sure that he didn't have a heart attack and Bannon is right this moment trying to prop him up for a Weekend At Bernie's session of EO-signing?
i wish i could be surprised at this if it is true

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47


as part of our comprehensive revision of cyber rules, anime is now illegal

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


well baloogan guess it's just us tomorrow

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Yivgev posted:

as part of our comprehensive revision of cyber rules, anime is now mandatory

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

:same: but with a matthew perry voice

with all the sarcasm

Oh whoaaa, Time is a FLAT circle :jerkbag:

i had something but then i found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xRJivMxs3s

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
the state department has been told not to answer questions from congress

i'm legitimately scared at this point and its keeping me awake and i wish i had something to say to myself to let me function

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

SgtSteel91 posted:

RIP Net Neutrality?

So this is really gonna piss on tech bros sandwiches, eh? Good, there's money enough in silicon valley to stoke some flames.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Betting starts now on "will compare internet to series of tubes", going at 1:10000 odds

egoslicer
Jun 13, 2007
https://twitter.com/foxnews/status/826235762907688960


Weeeee

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the cyber eo is probably going to be not terrible and have lots of "form committees and create strategies in the event of cyberwar and poo poo"

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I can't wait to not post about it because he's just going to turn off internet access for the country. https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/826247279103320066

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

you disgust me~ :q:

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
twitter is now nationalized, jack out barron in

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Dolash posted:

For real though has anyone seen Trump in the last hour since that sort-of-unfinished tweet? Do we know for sure that he didn't have a heart attack and Bannon is right this moment trying to prop him up for a Weekend At Bernie's session of EO-signing?

there's historic precedent for that

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