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Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Spatial posted:

Also change your avatar you hosed up weirdo

change it to Chuck Schuldiner's cum

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Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Hemingway To Go! posted:

I'm surprised rlm threads haven't gone through the cycle of getting a bunch of injokey avatars that convince the rest of the forum that it's too popular to like and then everyone has to get rid of their fan avatars to escape the stigma

We have skipped the whole "like things" part and just descended into incessant bitching about stuff forever. Its just more efficient to hate everything.

Although Warcraft was Mike's secret love of the year so who knows.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

reignofevil posted:

Get this. Rich Evans used to no poo poo do construction work.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Ben affleck isn't directing his batman movie!!! The dceu is gonna implode, wooooo!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Ben affleck isn't directing his batman movie!!! The dceu is gonna implode, wooooo!

I think Warner is just going to slit the DCCU's throat after Justice League.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I think Warner is just going to slit the DCCU's throat after Justice League.

Good, Zack Snyder should be jettisoned into space for BvS

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Ben affleck isn't directing his batman movie!!! The dceu is gonna implode, wooooo!

ben affleck is a good actor and director



but yeah dc is toast

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Goa Tse-tung posted:

ben affleck is a good actor and director



but yeah dc is toast

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I laughed so hard when I saw a tweet saying Aquaman was their only hope now.

loving aquaman

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Womder Woman does kinda look like poo poo sadly.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
I've said it before but when Wonder Woman is screeching like a banshee and cracking people's skulls in the trailer, I'm sold. Then the rest of it looks like a boring slog to get through.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I hope they go full feminism with Wonder Woman.
And in the end she gets happily married to a nice guy.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

ultrabindu posted:

I've said it before but when Wonder Woman is screeching like a banshee and cracking people's skulls in the trailer, I'm sold. Then the rest of it looks like a boring slog to get through.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

MikeCrotch posted:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Isn't he constantly playing construction workers of various types on Half in the Bag when he's not playing Plinkett? He also made the wheel of the worst, I'm pretty sure.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Overwtach would be best broken up into several spin-off IPs, frankly. You could have a movie telling the original Overwatch and Omnic war story, while spin-off games and comics explore contemporary stuff.

Like I don't care about movies (gently caress movies) but if they really wanted to do something fire with the brand, take Tracer, put her in a side-scrolling Metroidvania game and expand her time and mobility powers out to facilitate a ton of great gameplay challenges. Feature Widowmaker as a cameo boss, a bunch of giant mechs and a throwaway plot to facilitate a bunch of boss fights, have it end with a surprise appearance from Reaper and a big battle with a "I'll catch you next time, Gadget!" ending and boom. Money.

Sell it for thirty bucks.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Or they can just make 4 new skins for Overwatch for an "event" and make a million dollars from people buying lootboxes, like they're currently doing

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
The only "overwatch" going on here is you fucks watching your lovely cartoon porn and WHACKIN IT.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
oh gently caress i gotta go buy loot boxes

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Dork Pallet

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Poindexter Package
Spaz Bag
Dweeb Bucket

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I like the simplicity of Dorkbox

Dorkvessel

Dorkchest

Dorkcoffer

Dorkbag

pretty much anything with dork in it, works

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Loot Lord

Loot Boot

Crate Box

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Zzulu posted:

Dorkvessel

The Dork Souls go in the Lamevessel to link the Freak Flame

things I know

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Incel Parcel
Dorkus Hoard
Booty Box
Useless Sack of poo poo
Sadsack
Dickbag
Nerdlinger Basket

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:

Zzulu posted:

Or they can just make 4 new skins for Overwatch for an "event" and make a million dollars from people buying lootboxes, like they're currently doing

It's just Farmville with a bigger excuse.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I laughed so hard when I saw a tweet saying Aquaman was their only hope now.

loving aquaman

No joke I used to say nobody on the planet actually cared about aquaman but then my ex got contacted to make an aquaman garter with a little clay aquaman figure to hang from it for an aquaman themed wedding between two people who really loved aquaman.

I poo poo you not.

So you know. Them and their kid. Supporting an entire company. Good luck.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I've got an idea for a premium subscription box. Very exclusive. Each month you get a desolate high rise building filled to the roof with cheap nerd-themed tat.

I will call it Nerdillionaire Box.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm gonna make a service called stox box. You get some random stocks in a box.

Maybe they are good stocks! Maybe not! Send me lots of money!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

reignofevil posted:

I'm gonna make a service called stox box. You get some random stocks in a box.

Maybe they are good stocks! Maybe not! Send me lots of money!

Ironically if you legit just picked random stocks you would likely vastly outperform managed funds.

The stock market is bullshit.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

reignofevil posted:

I'm gonna make a service called stox box. You get some random stocks in a box.

Maybe they are good stocks! Maybe not! Send me lots of money!

Can you instead send different types of stock? One month it's chicken stock, then beef stock, but then, when people start thinking about unsubscribing, you send them something pricey, like lobster stock. And human stock for premium subscribers.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Paladinus posted:

Can you instead send different types of stock? One month it's chicken stock, then beef stock, but then, when people start thinking about unsubscribing, you send them something pricey, like lobster stock. And human stock for premium subscribers.

Ahh you want my other service; Livestock-Stockup.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
My business plan is, get this: A box within a box :stare:

What's inside the box inside the box?

ANOTHER BOX :dukedog:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
*Opens box; finds another box. This box has pikachu wrapping paper*
*Loses poo poo*
*Opens box; finds another box.....*

Imagine the views!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
OK, hear me out. We make a box full of nerd poo poo, but it's a ROUND box! It will break new ground!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Loot Sphere

DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.

Nerd Orb

Norb

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:
Get this.

We send them poo poo. Literal poo poo. No gimmicks, we tell them it's poo poo, and they pay for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57y1Ryr66cM

It's already been done, gentlemen. You can't do this any more than the doing that's done did.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I'm torn about Aquaman. I mean, sure, Aquaman is lame af, but on the other hand, Jason Momoa.

If he slashes open a dudes throat and rips his tongue out through the wound then the DCCU has hope.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I love Jason Mamoa for his energy and acting, but he can't really do much if the script is kinda 'meh'.

He's in the 'Frontier' TV series which is neat, but not really amazing due to the script. He tries! Just like AffleckBat tried in BvS.

That's my gloomy prediction anyway. It's gonna be poo poo.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Here's another spoiler: Every DC film is gonna be poo poo

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