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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Marquez had to cheat by juicing to beat Pacquiao. He does not own

Pacquiao juiced his way through eight weight classes and developed a convenient needle phobia whenever stringent drug testing was suggested. Marquez could have been 110 pounds and the punch he put Pacquiao down with would have still kept him on the canvas for five minutes, because it was an absolutely perfectly timed and placed counter.

Also, Pacquiao deserved it for being a lovely person who blamed every loss on his socks or calf cramps or some other bullshit.

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Intruder posted:

Warrior was a fun movie but lol despite winning the fight the one dude got battered at some amateur MMA setup at a shopping mall or whatever, then goes on to get decimated in every fight in the tournament before pulling a win out of his rear end, then proceeds to win a fight against his brother, a guy who had knocked everyone out in like 10 seconds, was a significantly better fighter, and had a seething grudge against his brother

He got beat up a bit but he still won the fights. Then there was that whole going into real training part of the movie to prepare him. He also won every fight in the tournament convincingly through technical knock outs.

In fact I'd say that movie was a great representation of the beginnings of UFC in general. A bunch of hot head brawlers getting taken out by the ground game.

big money big clit posted:

Pacquiao juiced his way through eight weight classes and developed a convenient needle phobia whenever stringent drug testing was suggested. Marquez could have been 110 pounds and the punch he put Pacquiao down with would have still kept him on the canvas for five minutes, because it was an absolutely perfectly timed and placed counter.

Also, Pacquiao deserved it for being a lovely person who blamed every loss on his socks or calf cramps or some other bullshit.

Yeah lmao if you think Pacquiao never juiced.

From this:



To this:



yeah okay

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

In other words your sister's livestream?

What (or who) she does on her twitch stream is none of my business

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

What (or who) she does on her twitch stream is none of my business

It's good stuff. PM me for details.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

weird Asian candy posted:

I feel like Princess Bride is the clear winner here. And if you are still in the movie watching mode, The Neverending Story

drat a little early for a deflategate documentary don't you think

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

big money big clit posted:

Pacquiao juiced his way through eight weight classes and developed a convenient needle phobia whenever stringent drug testing was suggested. Marquez could have been 110 pounds and the punch he put Pacquiao down with would have still kept him on the canvas for five minutes, because it was an absolutely perfectly timed and placed counter.

Also, Pacquiao deserved it for being a lovely person who blamed every loss on his socks or calf cramps or some other bullshit.

Disagree

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Doltos posted:

Yeah lmao if you think Pacquiao never juiced.

I'm sure it happened, but there's juicing a little for an advantage and then there's Lyle Alzedo gently caress everything I am going to get ripped juicing. Look at little Juan here:



And then here:



Someone find the Jason Giambi comparison pics from his time on the olympic team to the yankees, because those are the most amazing roid pics.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Boxing is dead

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I watched network last night for the first time. For some reason this whole time I thought it was a sci fi movie.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Boxing is dead

GGG is fun though :unsmith:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
I've found a good measure of your whiteness is how strong of an opinion you have on characters on Friends.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

seiferguy posted:

I've found a good measure of your whiteness is how strong of an opinion you have on characters on Friends.

Explain Lrr's opinions on it then smart guy.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Ross did nothing wrong. They were on a break.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

I've found a good measure of your whiteness is how strong of an opinion you have on characters on Friends.

It's true, I've never even watched an episode of Friends.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Kalli posted:

It's true, I've never even watched an episode of Friends.

Same

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I've had to watch Friends with ex girlfriends.

I have no opinion.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Also same.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

A Man and his dog posted:

I've had to watch Friends with ex girlfriends.

I have no opinion.

Why are you watching TV with escorts?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

weird Asian candy posted:

I feel like Princess Bride is the clear winner here. And if you are still in the movie watching mode, The Neverending Story

Time Bandits > Willow > Princess Bride > Labyrinth > The Dark Crystal > The Neverending Story

hope that helps

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Lots of talk about Friends but no talk about The Critic. Shame.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I'd list the best TV shows of all time but surprisingly few of them feature Will Ferrell in a main role

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

seiferguy posted:

I've found a good measure of your whiteness is how strong of an opinion you have on characters on Friends.

Friends is awful

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


To be fair, Rachel was an idiot for assuming that the annulment happened without having to sign anything

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

the mean lunch lady posted:

Friends is awful

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

the mean lunch lady posted:

Friends is awful

I was always more of a How I Met Your Mother fan.

Ignoring the last season, of course.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Sick days are for binging sitcoms. It can hold your attention and if you fall asleep or have to go to the bathroom you don't have to worry about pausing it or missing anything.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Since Friends was put on Netflix, my fiancée has had it on literally every day

Literally every day

I don't think I've sat down to watch a single entire episode but I know all the storylines just from background listening

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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seiferguy posted:

I was always more of a How I Met Your Mother fan.

Ignoring the last season, of course.

I couldn't watch HIMYM because the main character had the same issue with J.D. from Scrubs. They were both dorky looking assholes that didn't know how good they had it when hot girl after hot girl threw themselves at them week after week. Then they whined and moped about their relationships every episode when it was their fault cus they were so lovely and boring in the first place.

Both those shows suffer from all the other characters being ten times better than the main character.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ted was a total knob

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Lots of talk about Friends but no talk about The Critic. Shame.

It stinks!

Doltos posted:

I couldn't watch HIMYM because the main character had the same issue with J.D. from Scrubs. They were both dorky looking assholes that didn't know how good they had it when hot girl after hot girl threw themselves at them week after week. Then they whined and moped about their relationships every episode when it was their fault cus they were so lovely and boring in the first place.

Both those shows suffer from all the other characters being ten times better than the main character.

Cox coolest confirmed

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Bad Moon posted:


Cox coolest confirmed

Dr cox rants are some magical poo poo

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I always figured Dr. Cox called JD girls names because JD treated women like poo poo, so it was the perfect way to belittle the little pua rear end in a top hat.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I still get very upset at the finale of HIMYM. One if the worst endings ever, and they were thisclose to ending it decently.

JD proved himself to be the ultimate bitch when he almost cheated on Kylie with Heather Graham. Kylie was fine as poo poo!

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Blitz7x posted:

Since Friends was put on Netflix, my fiancée has had it on literally every day

Literally every day

I don't think I've sat down to watch a single entire episode but I know all the storylines just from background listening

Same, except swap fiance with gym, Netflix with syndication, and Friends with Charmed. It doesn't matter where I am or what time I'm working out, if there's more than three TVs in the place, one of them will be tuned to Charmed at all times.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Kalli posted:

I always figured Dr. Cox called JD girls names because JD treated women like poo poo, so it was the perfect way to belittle the little pua rear end in a top hat.

I always enjoyed the fact that Turk, the seemingly stereotypical cocky jock ended up with the most stable relationship while JD is the "sensey" but is a trainwreck

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Bad Moon posted:

I always enjoyed the fact that Turk, the seemingly stereotypical cocky jock ended up with the most stable relationship while JD is the "sensey" but is a trainwreck

And J.D. actively ruined Turks relationship by refusing to move out when his girlfriend moved in and constantly trying to drag Turk away from his wife at every opportunity. Oh and then he hosed with Elliot's relationships at every turning point while actively trying to get her to cheat on her boyfriends or break up with their boyfriends for him.

Also I know Zach Braff's cousins and they say he's a douche that abandoned the family

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Doltos posted:

Also I know Zach Braff's cousins and they say he's a douche that abandoned the family
Sounds like a certain quarterback with a beard

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Zach Braff and Aaron Rodgers

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Dammit too slow on the Zach Braff Aaron Rodgers joke.

Elliot never got a lot of sympathy as she was just as awful to pretty much everyone in her relationships as well

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal
Nick Swardson did some stand-up where he talked about how he's really good friends with Aaron Rodgers despite Swardson himself being a massive Vikings fan.

Doltos posted:

I couldn't watch HIMYM because the main character had the same issue with J.D. from Scrubs. They were both dorky looking assholes that didn't know how good they had it when hot girl after hot girl threw themselves at them week after week. Then they whined and moped about their relationships every episode when it was their fault cus they were so lovely and boring in the first place.

Both those shows suffer from all the other characters being ten times better than the main character.

To be fair, Ted picked really dumb women to be with up until the mom. Yeah, maybe don't date the woman with a kid who's dad is still in the picture, or the woman that's trying to ruin you professionally.

Lily and Marshall were a cool couple though. And I'd want to date Robin, which I get why they went with the ending they did, but man that was terrible execution.

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