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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






euphronius posted:

Which day last week was the stool story on ?

I heard it around noon or so on Saturday

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm starting to think that the whole Trump thing is breaking Howard... like, he genuinely doesn't know how to handle it.

Despite Howard privately being an ardent Hillary supporter (as a matter of public record, you can verify that he contributed the maximum amount allowable by law to her campaign), Beth has an unquenchable thirst for attention, and desperately wants to go to Camp David, Mar-a-Lago, and any other place/event that Howard's association with Trump might allow.

The closest you'll likely get to any political discussion are those painfully unfunny, Morning Zoo-esque celebrity phone calls, where Howard can "talk" (a/k/a read a script) and you'll hear zany responses from "Donald Trump" (a/k/a sound bytes previously recorded), but very likely no opinion statements from Howard that could hurt his chances of getting the invite.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






They also gave Gary poo poo for having his house featured in a magazine, but didn't Howard and Beth do the same exact thing with their Hamptons house?

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

haljordan posted:

They also gave Gary poo poo for having his house featured in a magazine, but didn't Howard and Beth do the same exact thing with their Hamptons house?

The photography site took them down.

EDIT: found them.


















Geekslinger fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Jan 30, 2017

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Sand Monster posted:

Despite Howard privately being an ardent Hillary supporter (as a matter of public record, you can verify that he contributed the maximum amount allowable by law to her campaign), Beth has an unquenchable thirst for attention, and desperately wants to go to Camp David, Mar-a-Lago, and any other place/event that Howard's association with Trump might allow.

The closest you'll likely get to any political discussion are those painfully unfunny, Morning Zoo-esque celebrity phone calls, where Howard can "talk" (a/k/a read a script) and you'll hear zany responses from "Donald Trump" (a/k/a sound bytes previously recorded), but very likely no opinion statements from Howard that could hurt his chances of getting the invite.

A tempting theory, but let's not blame this one on Beth... I think Howard just doesn't have the taste for conflict anymore. That's why he is doing fully pre-recorded bits. This is just another step in the evolution that started with him screening the calls.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Geekslinger posted:

The photography site took them down, but this tool still shows it off in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ex334Bkx9c&t=34s

HOLY loving poo poo BALLS, a two-lane bowling alley in his man cave?

After all the poo poo he has given Scott the Engineer over the years... There isn't a single sport I can think of that he hasn't goofed on more then bowling.
I guess it's only lame if you have to use a public alley, eh?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Howard was publicly for Hillary on his show for the entire campaign ....

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Geekslinger posted:

The photography site took them down.

EDIT: found them.


















The house that Billy West/Jackie/Artie/The Wack Pack built.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Beach house is not bad at all.

Some mismatching styles I guess but over all I like it

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

Let us no forget that he also owns a penthouse as well as the two apartments directly below it in downtown Manhattan and his retirement mansion in Palm Beach.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah .

THe palm beach one is modest tho.

The Long Island house must be a fortress.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
What a pompous, stuffy looking piece of sh.... oh drat that game room is bad rear end.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
That's definitely a house and not a home. I'm assuming his Manhattan residence probably has more of him in it and seems like more of a home.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

I think Howard probably just thinks that people tuning into his show these days are looking to escape the news. I know I am at this point. After listening to CNN non-stop the last thing I want to hear is those yahoos talking out of their rear end about Muslims or a wall or the ACA or whatever.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Smeep posted:

I think Howard probably just thinks that people tuning into his show these days are looking to escape the news. I know I am at this point. After listening to CNN non-stop the last thing I want to hear is those yahoos talking out of their rear end about Muslims or a wall or the ACA or whatever.

A fair point. I used to listen to a ton of NPR, and I can barely take it anymore.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
After seeing those pictures, all I can think of is "Why does he keep re-signing?"

He gets up at 4:00 a.m. to go into work and look at Gary's big teeth and lips. I'd rather just stay in that beach house all of the time.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Howard always had hair like Louis XIV and now he has a palace like Louis XIV.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

DeadBonesBrook posted:

After seeing those pictures, all I can think of is "Why does he keep re-signing?"

He gets up at 4:00 a.m. to go into work and look at Gary's big teeth and lips. I'd rather just stay in that beach house all of the time.

Because no matter what he says, he does not want to be locked in a house with 20 cats and 20 cat shits a day

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

DeadBonesBrook posted:

After seeing those pictures, all I can think of is "Why does he keep re-signing?"

He gets up at 4:00 a.m. to go into work and look at Gary's big teeth and lips. I'd rather just stay in that beach house all of the time.

He likes the work and he feels loyal to his staff*


* lol I know

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

STUTTERING JOHN MELENDEZ posted:

I am officially announcing that I will be running for Senator of California planning to unseat Diane Fienstein. She has been great but we need a much younger, a much more aggressive, & a much needed change to handle the many challenges we face in this great state.

http://stutteringjohnmelendez.com/

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

She's terrible. She's voted for Trump nominees more than any other Democrat so far.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Also stuttering John is 52, not really a spring chicken

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Well we do need a much more aggressive

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Because no matter what he says, he does not want to be locked in a house with 20 cats and 20 cat shits a day

The dude has a full fledged sports bar in his basement. I don't think 20 cats is an issue at all.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I heard he is running with Niggerless Cage and Pamerler Anderson

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






DeadBonesBrook posted:

I heard he is running with Niggerless Cage and Pamerler Anderson

Hopefully he can use the music of Staind at his campaign rallies

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I guess John is comfortable joining the list of D-list celebrities who became joke candidates in California, like when porn star Mary Carey ran for governor. Smart move.

He's right that the establishment Democrats are all old, ineffectual centrists who don't accomplish anything. "That guy who used to be on Stern 13 years ago" isn't the person to change that though.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






John is more of a Q-list celebrity at this point

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
John would be great at at ffff--f-f-f-f-f-filabuster

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I would much rather see John the Stutterer run for office...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lifespan posted:

I would much rather see John the Stutterer run for office...

I...I....I.....I.....I....I...I....will be your next senator

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:

I...I....I.....I.....I....I...I....will be your next senator

Those last "I"s are more like "OYYYYYYYYY" :colbert:

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

haljordan posted:

I...I....I.....I.....I....I...I....will be your next senator

You f....f...f....f....f....f...f.....loving George...George Bush rear end.....asss....s.s...s...s.....s...s... rear end in a top hat I hope you die, yeah.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Memet is an obnoxious douche but he has a point about condoms. It never ceases to amaze me when old man Howard says it feels the same to him and he actually prefers to use them. He must be using magical condoms made in Narnia or something.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Former Human posted:

Memet is an obnoxious douche but he has a point about condoms. It never ceases to amaze me when old man Howard says it feels the same to him and he actually prefers to use them. He must be using magical condoms made in Narnia or something.

Why, because of the time dilation? A few seconds for him is likely an eternity for Beth?

"Robin, I had to go beat off, that's how fuckin' hard I was... "

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Former Human posted:

Memet is an obnoxious douche but he has a point about condoms.

Perhaps, but the whole "wear 'em down and eventually convince 'em to let me go in bareback" thing kind of trumps any argument he makes.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Sand Monster posted:

Perhaps, but the whole "wear 'em down and eventually convince 'em to let me go in bareback" thing kind of trumps any argument he makes.

The only reason he doesn't already have every possible STD is because he only bangs young, inexperienced women.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Squashy Nipples posted:

The only reason he doesn't already have every possible STD is because he only bangs young, inexperienced women.

He reminds me of a friend of mine who was the exact same way all through his 20s.

Said friend knocked up at least one, possibly two, of his one night stands, and picked up a smorgasbord of STDs. What a shock, huh?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Didn't they did this same exact bit with Ronnie a few years ago? He said he didn't wear rubbers either

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/826820434951802880
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/826821348198608897

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