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Henchman of Santa posted:Dale would never vote Rusty Shackleford would.
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Anyone who thinks Hank would remotely like Trump has a fundamental misunderstanding of his character and probably doesn't know much about the show other than it being about Texans. Still, a KOTH season now would be interesting. Dealing with the election would probably just break Hank's mind full stop as soon as Trump won the nomination for the Republicans. Bill would get super into the alt-right though and publicly declare himself an incel. Dale would find himself falling in with a crowd of anti-government anarchists. Boomhauer will have turned out to be a Democrat for the last decade. WickedHate has a new favorite as of 00:41 on Jan 31, 2017 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:The Cult 1980s Action Movie Cinematic Universe. Burt Gummer teams up with Chuck Norris and Cynthia Rothrock to fight a shadowy cabal led Malcolm McDowell, Robert Patrick and Lance Henriksen. This is a concept that I've been wanting for some time now. 
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Patattack posted:This is a concept that I've been wanting for some time now. If you had an American team in the 1980s, I reckon it would be fun to fill it out with more obscure or less obvious characters like Lee Stetson and Amanda King, Kassandra from Warlock, Johnny from The Dead Zone and so on, and the "M" character would be Laura Holt acting through Remington Steele.
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Patattack posted:This is a concept that I've been wanting for some time now. If you want something close, there's a comic crossover between Escape From New York and Big Trouble in Little China just coming to an end now.
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WickedHate posted:Anyone who thinks Hank would remotely like Trump has a fundamental misunderstanding of his character and probably doesn't know much about the show other than it being about Texans. Still, a KOTH season now would be interesting. Dealing with the election would probably just break Hank's mind full stop as soon as Trump won the nomination for the Republicans. We have to remember that Dale, while being pretty nutty crazy, was progressive in his own way. He was supportive of John Redcorn's attempts to get his land and fine with him being gay. gently caress, he was fine with his own dad being gay! I doubt Hank would like Trump just based on the fact the man has an ego the size of Texas, he's never wrong, and the second Hank tried to explain propane, Trump would bark about charcoal. Or Trump would put his hands on Luanne, and Hank would have to kick his rear end. Bill would do whatever Hank told him. IE, Trump might have a wonderful head of hair, but he's a huge jerk. Cotton would love Trump until the latter insulted veterans or his height. Then game on, you Yankee!
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Patattack posted:This is a concept that I've been wanting for some time now. I realize Kurt Russell's character is more instantly recognizable, but Wang Chi was the actual badass in Big Trouble.
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Cowslips Warren posted:We have to remember that Dale, while being pretty nutty crazy, was progressive in his own way. He was supportive of John Redcorn's attempts to get his land and fine with him being gay. gently caress, he was fine with his own dad being gay! I could totally see this happen, and probably would have if Brittany Murphy was still alive.
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I like to imagine an episode that ends with all the guys plus Khan, Cotton, Luanne, Peggy, and everyone else drinking beer and bonding over their distinct reasons for hating the Trump administration. But analysis is spot on. Hank would have probably been a Kasich or Jeb guy.
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Hank wouldn't have voted for trump, with tiny hands like that he couldn't give a firm handshake.
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Patattack posted:This is a concept that I've been wanting for some time now. I'm wondering if Michael Knight should be in that ensemble. If there was a 90s version the Hoffs character from Batwatch would definitely be in it.
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joshtothemaxx posted:I like to imagine an episode that ends with all the guys plus Khan, Cotton, Luanne, Peggy, and everyone else drinking beer and bonding over their distinct reasons for hating the Trump administration. I would like that too, as it would mean Brittany Murphy was still alive.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Johnny from The Dead Zone
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My Lovely Horse posted:Now here's a modernized remake waiting to happen. It's called Real Life, isn't it?
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The smell of latex triggers Kyle and reminds him of the old model Terminators. Hence the raw-dogging... That'd be my excuse anyway.
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ultrabindu posted:I'm wondering if Michael Knight should be in that ensemble. I think this is as close as it got. 
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Who is that woman on the left next to Edward Scissorhands? Is that supposed to be Sarah Bailey or Nancy Downs from The Craft? Also my IIMM is how much of that photo is more 80's references than 90's.
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Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:Also my IIMM is how much of that photo is more 80's references than 90's. The photos are of the previous generation. That's why the 80s one has 70s icons in the photos.
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My irrationally irritating moment about that picture is the Pokeball. I'm aware Pokemon came out in 96 but the number of people here in the US that go "I started playing Pokemon with Red/Blue in 96" forgetting we didn't get the games until 98 is irrationally irritating. And I know these people. They aren't capable of running an emulator or reading Japanese in 2017 they certainly weren't 20 years ago. 
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Alaois posted:smdh at all these casual KotH fans who forgot Cotton died in the show. You know a crazy bastard like Cotton would figure out how to leave assassination instructions behind in case a fascist took over the US.
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Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:Who is that woman on the left next to Edward Scissorhands? Is that supposed to be Sarah Bailey or My first thought was actually Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice but that's completely wrong. 
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Phanatic posted:The photos are of the previous generation. That's why the 80s one has 70s icons in the photos.
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Yeah I'm pretty sure it's Fairuza Balk from The Craft.
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10 Beers posted:I think this is as close as it got. I thought Rufus was Ringo Starr at first and was thinking "Mr. Conductor?" But either way that's George Carlin.
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Dale would get really attached the word c-uck and it would make the guys all shift nervously.
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I would love a cabin in the woods type series involving Burt Gummer murdering and taxiderming various cryptids. Vampire Bigfoots, Fijian Mermaids, Xenomorphs, etc.
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Panfilo posted:I would love a cabin in the woods type series involving Burt Gummer murdering and taxiderming various cryptids. Vampire Bigfoots, Fijian Mermaids, Xenomorphs, etc. Only if they reverse the order of things and it's the monsters who are terrified of Burt.
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Oh cool nerd fanfiction.
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Panfilo posted:I would love a cabin in the woods type series involving Burt Gummer murdering and taxiderming various cryptids. Vampire Bigfoots, Fijian Mermaids, Xenomorphs, etc. Piell posted:How about a TV show? Only some of the episodes were graboid related.
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10 Beers posted:I think this is as close as it got. Ok this is my jam. I'm thinking the 80s team should definitely have Bert Gummer.
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ultrabindu posted:Ok this is my jam. Tremors came out in 90
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My Lovely Horse posted:Now here's a modernized remake waiting to happen. There was a front page article about basically exactly this a week or so ago and it made me depressed at how feasible it sounded.
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Len posted:Look man it isn't Burts fault that graboids keep changing. Dude tries so hard but then they become flightless bird looking things and then they become rocket propelled things and then whatever the gently caress was up with Queen Bitch. He did pretty well against Shriekers even when he was caught unprepared, though. Burt fought off giant lizard beasts with his goddamned hands. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 00:01 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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Tremors is good because the characters meaningfully engaged with the premise. The monsters weren't just invincible until killed via deus ex machina. The characters had to figure things out and sometimes a monster just hosed up and got shot to death. The sequels feature an escalation because the characters actually succeeded in understanding the threat and people know how to beat it. The graboids are just dangerous animals and you need precautions for for dealing with them. Kind of like the first Terminator and Alien sequels which are more action oriented because the characters are prepared but the threat is bigger than expected. My irritating movie moment is all of the Jurassic Park sequels. The original lays out an entire chain of failure that leads to a disaster. The sequels just have idiots dying to the same dumb animals because contrived events occur, like the Jaws sequels.
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Bar Crow posted:Tremors is good because the characters meaningfully engaged with the premise. The monsters weren't just invincible until killed via deus ex machina. The characters had to figure things out and sometimes a monster just hosed up and got shot to death. The sequels feature an escalation because the characters actually succeeded in understanding the threat and people know how to beat it. The graboids are just dangerous animals and you need precautions for for dealing with them. Kind of like the first Terminator and Alien sequels which are more action oriented because the characters are prepared but the threat is bigger than expected. It's been too long since I've seen The Lost World, but JP3's premise seemed pretty okay? It was basically that some rich idiots ended up at Site B or whatever that island was called after InGen pulled up stakes and moved out. Jurassic World, now there's a movie with a loving weak premise. I still can't understand how that triceratops shitpile of a movie got so much praise.
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