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Number Ten Cocks posted:https://digest.bps.org.uk/2017/01/18/if-you-like-sick-jokes-maybe-its-because-youre-just-so-smart/ GiP iq off the charts
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https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/826264660806553600
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 01:55 |
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Just trying to cash in on the success of Decembeaver.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 02:03 |
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ahahaha i had totally forgotten about this
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 02:10 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Just trying to cash in on the success of Decembeaver. Fanny February is coming up
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:12 |
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don't women do this anyway because it's freaking February and you're not wearing sleeveless tops and skirts?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:15 |
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well we can't have a meaningless gesture when somebody might see it and think we're totally gross. I'm having a smoke outside the dfac if you all shut up i'll slip you extra bacon in tomorrows bfast edit: and I might forget to lock up this case of rip-its (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:16 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Fanny February is coming up American or British?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:17 |
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I don't think I've yet used the phrase "desperately trying to poop" before, but here it is. I didn't learn my lesson about that Thai place last time.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:49 |
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Naked Bear posted:"desperately trying to poop" name change pls
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:05 |
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Muff March
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:05 |
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https://twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/826853993439776775 Would
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:02 |
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Bitch tries that with me she's just gonna end up makin more violence
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:05 |
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Is the tattoo "this too shall pass" ? Cause it really should be
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:16 |
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http://i.imgur.com/skF9Jq9.mp4 This is incredibly accurate if any of my suspicions of any given lower enlisted guys' myspace girlfriends are even in the same ballpark
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:50 |
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So it's my birthday but I'm spending it going to work and doing classwork. Apparently I'm getting a semi-surprise party on Friday where the surprise is who shows up; the party is at my house and I'm not being allowed to know who's coming. I'm kind of okay with this.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 23:51 |
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https://twitter.com/eddv_/status/826930786850844673
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:28 |
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https://twitter.com/smokingdick/status/826678914906996737
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:06 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:11 |
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Too late
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:14 |
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the hell is going on there
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:45 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:54 |
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That guy just took it like a bitch.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:56 |
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SEE YOU ALL IN HELL
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:24 |
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Okay, it's just a skit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4UXzvHPw0
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:26 |
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Hey guys I'm P. drunk but I gotta get up at 0330 that's military time for 3:30 A.M i'm p. smart to drink the night before work.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:16 |
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MurderBot posted:Hey guys I'm P. drunk but I gotta get up at 0330 that's military time for 3:30 A.M i'm p. smart to drink the night before work. Let me buy you a shot.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:23 |
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MurderBot posted:Hey guys I'm P. drunk but I gotta get up at 0330 that's military time for 3:30 A.M i'm p. smart to drink the night before work. Pro move is drinking at work
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:25 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Pro move is drinking at work I am orienting a new hire tomorrow so drinking at work is gonna be tough. Usually gotta get a vibe for nurses if they're down with work drinking or if they'er gonna be narc's n poo poo. SBAR edit: I've never "drank" at work, may have been partially drunk as an E.R tech but I still provide the same lovely care to all my patients.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:37 |
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lol i was joking and you clearly have a problem na jk Im lead detective on a homicide for the first time & I just put a bottle of scotch in my desk I plan to open when we get a conviction
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:43 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:lol i was joking and you clearly have a problem Congrats
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:47 |
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hah, fortunately I'm just getting up to work out in the A.M before work. I'm also a lightweight so 4 beers with an ABV of 6.6% have me feeling pretty spiffy. It'll be a lovely workout session but whatever alcohol coursing through my veins oughta be outta my system then. Being 170 lbs has some advantages, cheap date for all u hunks out there looking for a soon to be single man :bigtran:
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:48 |
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Good luck catching the murderer, guy
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:49 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:lol i was joking and you clearly have a problem Why is your wife investigating her own work?
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 17:50 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 18:05 |
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Attack its weak point for massive damage.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 18:07 |
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Fury Road/Waterworld mashup?
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 19:04 |
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Godholio posted:Fury Road/Waterworld mashup? Metal Gear Crab
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 19:06 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Metal Gear Crab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
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Crab tank best tank
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