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icantfindaname posted:why does britain care so much about russia? isn't theresa may one of the dreaded Right-Wing Populists herself? are you guys just really mad they're bidding up housing prices in london? or maybe the liberal internationalist warhawk impulse is so strong even something as trifling as a far-right government can't touch it?
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mfcrocker posted:Well, we all survived January 2017. Maybe this is the month for the sweet release of death. Please don't say that, I'm in hospital right now, and happy to note the staff are better than we deserve. Two things I have learned: I) Shouting ' Get your hands off me, you black bastard' does not assure preferential service and II) Catheters are the work of the devil, and I wish them to every Tory.
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Trickjaw posted:Please don't say that, I'm in hospital right now, and happy to note the staff are better than we deserve. Two things I have learned: I) Shouting ' Get your hands off me, you black bastard' does not assure preferential service and II) Catheters are the work of the devil, and I wish them to every Tory. why are you calling the staff black bastards?
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Trickjaw posted:Please don't say that, I'm in hospital right now, and happy to note the staff are better than we deserve. Two things I have learned: I) Shouting ' Get your hands off me, you black bastard' does not assure preferential service and II) Catheters are the work of the devil, and I wish them to every Tory. it was a bit shocking to learn just how wide they are when i visited my dad in hospital
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:22 |
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JFairfax posted:why are you calling the staff black bastards? how else would they know?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:26 |
icantfindaname posted:why does britain care so much about russia?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:28 |
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Oberleutnant posted:Shut your loving face it's a real question though. does may have significant neocon impulses?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:28 |
I don't think she's had an impulse in her life. That's why she stayed as Home Sec for 6 years.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:29 |
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Trickjaw posted:Please don't say that, I'm in hospital right now, and happy to note the staff are better than we deserve. Two things I have learned: I) Shouting ' Get your hands off me, you black bastard' does not assure preferential service and II) Catheters are the work of the devil, and I wish them to every Tory. NHS staff are loving great, won't catch me disputing that, but not even they'll save you from the impending apocalypse. Sorry about your catheter.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:34 |
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JFairfax posted:why are you calling the staff black bastards? Bantz, in it. For the record, I was not the old boy (who has Alzheimer's)
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:41 |
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Baron Corbyn posted:But fore means "in the front of"? There's a difference between the meaning of words and their historic derivation.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:42 |
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big scary monsters posted:Pretty good speech to be honest, strange to find yourself more in agreement with a Tory minister than the Labour leader on this issue. Ex-minister. No way is he being allowed anywhere near the current government
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:43 |
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Trickjaw posted:Bantz, in it. For the record, I was not the old boy (who has Alzheimer's) He probably voted Brexit. Tie a knot in his catheter.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:46 |
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Jedit posted:He probably voted Brexit. Tie a knot in his catheter. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/former-socceroo-steve-herczeg-died-after-catheter-connected-to-oxygen-coroner-told
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Jose posted:https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/former-socceroo-steve-herczeg-died-after-catheter-connected-to-oxygen-coroner-told Christ, that poor bastard... How similar looking are the tubes that something like this could happen?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:54 |
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My mother has hired an immigration lawyer. Hopefully things go smoothly.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:07 |
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Jose posted:https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/former-socceroo-steve-herczeg-died-after-catheter-connected-to-oxygen-coroner-told That reads like some sort of isis execution. Horrific.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:11 |
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Coohoolin posted:My mother has hired an immigration lawyer. Hopefully things go smoothly. I'll keep everything crossed.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:12 |
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WeAreTheRomans posted:Youd give your forename first if you met someone though, QED. Bond James Bond?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:12 |
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Jose posted:https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/former-socceroo-steve-herczeg-died-after-catheter-connected-to-oxygen-coroner-told gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:12 |
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Tesseraction posted:How similar looking are the tubes that something like this could happen?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:14 |
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You British folk best keep out... accidents do happen...
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:16 |
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Guavanaut posted:This is why I was always told to follow a wire back to its source before hooking it up. I imagine the same goes for tubes, if it's going into a dick, it's probably not the oxygen tube. *follows tube all the way to a wall socket* "how the fu-"
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:28 |
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Better than following a length of twin and earth and finding it coming out of an Aussie's pecker.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:31 |
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I see we share tastes in adult films.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:32 |
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Tesseraction posted:*follows tube all the way to a wall socket* "how the fu-" I don't know if it was your intention, but thank you for reminding me that the Wetherspoons Piss Dungeon is a thing that existed. I needed a laugh/ this morning.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:34 |
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Tesseraction posted:Christ, that poor bastard... they're both clear tubes but different enough sizes that it would take some effort to mix them up
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:49 |
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Now free of tubes, thankfully before reading all that. I cantvremeber the name but it rather amazes me people get off on it, but then again I'm not into pig gobs or children, so what do I know? With luck, out today and no bed blocking. Endoscopy and home with one night stay, practically Aryan in efficiency.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 11:59 |
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Trickjaw posted:Please don't say that, I'm in hospital right now, and happy to note the staff are better than we deserve. Two things I have learned: I) Shouting ' Get your hands off me, you black bastard' does not assure preferential service and II) Catheters are the work of the devil, and I wish them to every Tory. Just wait til they pull it out...
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:06 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:11 |
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First Northern Ireland polling results show a marginal shift https://mobile.twitter.com/LucidTalk/status/826739905720152064 The power of political inertia
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:16 |
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Trickjaw posted:I cantvremeber the name but it rather amazes me people get off on it I believe you're thinking of "Urethral Sounding"
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:18 |
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Tesseraction posted:Christ, that poor bastard... Iirc from what people were saying when this happened is that they're different enough that even connecting them would take quite a bit of effort
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:26 |
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haakman posted:Just wait til they pull it out... Can confirm that the removal of a catheter really loving hurts.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:39 |
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Dead Goon posted:Can confirm that the removal of a catheter really loving hurts. Last time I had a catheter out I had other concerns. I barely noticed. They also told me when I asked for a piss bottle that I might feel like I needed to go for a while but wouldn't be able to, and were surprised when they almost had to get another bottle. On the other hand, or possibly the other penis, gently caress catheters.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:47 |
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In reply to the last thread: Yeah, I think the job of explaining why the referendum was bad on the basis of stuff that's wrong with general elections too is harder, but I do also think general elections are pretty poo poo. Democracy relies on a well informed population making decisions, and as a whole we're not well informed, we barely ever get a near-totality of the population involved, and the degree to which any decisions made are accurately represented is also pretty tenuous. By far the biggest flaw with democracy is that it's thoroughly compromised by partisan press and sheer bloody ignorance, but this isn't to say we don't have other deep flaws someone probably should've addressed before we stopped off at tiny train world.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 13:00 |
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icantfindaname posted:why does britain care so much about russia? A few of us are a bit peeved that they kinda have a habit of killing people in Britain, sometimes with polonium. It kinda rubs us up the wrong way. There's also the invading neighbouring countries thing. I'm sure nothing bad happens following a country wanting a bit of room to live by expanding, eh?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 13:02 |
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Jedit posted:On the other hand, or possibly the other penis, gently caress catheters. I know it's poor form to kink shame, but steady on lad.
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The PMQs Zinger of the Week™: May about Corbyn - "He can lead a protest, I'm leading a country."
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