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DOA
Nov 17, 2016


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darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
VR porn isn't that glorious... Not yet.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Clever girl



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

When you've done all that and still have most of a billion dollars, then what?

Start at the top of the list again :) See, me, if i got a billion bucks I would just assume everyone was after my money, cause no one likes me now while i'm poor.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Phlegmish posted:

I've seen several of these, is there a name for them? Cracks me up every time

They're called 'screencaps'.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
the thing with notch is that he literally burned bridges with people he knew before he got mega-rich, he just took his money and ran away

he also got really annoyed that when he wanted to chill out and play video games with them all day, they had to say no because they had to go to work. somehow he wasn't able to figure out a solution to this problem.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Just start a billion dollar weed farm, this poo poo ain't complicated

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

poo poo he wouldn't even notice the hit to his interest payments if he just literally hired his friends

Duey
Sep 5, 2004

Hi
Nap Ghost

Chard posted:

Just start a billion dollar weed farm, this poo poo ain't complicated

Just pull an "Entourage" and hire your idiot friends to play video games with and laugh at your dumb jokes all day. Won't cost you more than a few 100k a year and you'll make that back in interest alone.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Duey posted:

Just pull an "Entourage" and hire your idiot friends to play video games with and laugh at your dumb jokes all day. Won't cost you more than a few 100k a year and you'll make that back in interest alone.

:smugndar:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless








VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh hockey, how I love you. :swoon:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I don't know if there's a name for them, but I love these stupid comics with a gif as a punchline :allears:.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Behind the gif.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



CzarChasm posted:

Tweets. They're called tweets.

Seems they're usually YouTube comments, actually.

There was one where it took 7 replies to go from something completely innocuous to World War II. I thought I had it saved, but sadly can't find it

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I don't know if there's a name for them, but I love these stupid comics with a gif as a punchline :allears:.
Have I got a treat for you.

A classic:







SurreptitiousMuffin has a new favorite as of 09:12 on Feb 1, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Stupid dog doesn't even realize that's cabbage!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Well that's okay, I didn't have anything planned for tonight anyway. :stare:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
For me this is like in Dune where that guy is like "we thought there are just a few wandering in the desert but actually exist in vast numbers".

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Casu Marzu posted:

Can you even snort a hooker?

Depends on how finely you can grate 'em.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Solice Kirsk posted:

Stupid dog doesn't even realize that's cabbage!

Looks like iceberg lettuce.

Thanks for sharing those, smuffin

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

bitterandtwisted posted:

Looks like iceberg lettuce.

Some kind of pastry.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
The best one by far is this one.

EDIT: Here ya go

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
By how far would you say

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:
Why were those guys abusing that hockey player ? Whats the story ?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Didn't you read the comic?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Data Graham posted:

Didn't you read the comic?

Yeah, idiot

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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That dude was going to eat a shitload of cheetos. Portion control, buddy.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

mds2 posted:

That dude was going to eat a shitload of cheetos. Portion control, buddy.

That was the least appropriate amount of cheetos.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
everyone knows the proper portion size is 13 cheetos for maximum fun

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

The ole bakers dozen.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
How about just one?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Karate Bastard posted:

How about just one?



Suicide Girls got weird(er).

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Aleph Null posted:

Suicide Girls got cheesy.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Wilford Cutlery posted:

Aleph Null posted:

Suicide Girls got dangerously cheesy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


That's not easy.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Fozaldo posted:

Why were those guys abusing that hockey player ? Whats the story ?

Attention whores.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Men

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Karate Bastard posted:

How about just one?



Hmm, where's it been?

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I asked Goatse man "How much do you love me?" and he said "ThIs Much", then he stretched his anus and cried

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