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Jay Rust posted:What does cucking even mean anymore Red Panels guy is a sexless loser with an internet tough guy attitude. Donald is having sex with all the libs' wives and girlfriends for Red Panels guy and his ilk. Through Facebook. But they're not Nazis, you're a Nazi. But demanding to be called Alt-Right instead of Nazis isn't being sensitive, YOU'RE SENSITIVE!!!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:41 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:51 |
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D.N. Nation posted:
Can P Stew and Jonathan Frakes disintegrate Sean Spicer like happened to that dude?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:51 |
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... Four players: a white man, a Muslim woman, a black man, and a white woman. And it's the white guy in the only cushioned chair whose idea it was to play the game that is being beaten? I don't think Not-Bors puts too much thought into his comics.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:02 |
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Ben posted:Starbucks CEO vows to hire '10,000" muslim refugees in the next five years over American citizens and our vets. Boycott Starbucks!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:02 |
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Literally a Kelly cartoon
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:07 |
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Duke Igthorn posted:
You can't see the seat of any of the other chairs and what you see of them is identical, it's reaching a little to assume only the white guy's chair is padded.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:09 |
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I'm the specifically-black vet the US Right still doesn't actually want to spend any money on.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:10 |
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Taciturn Tactician posted:You can't see the seat of any of the other chairs and what you see of them is identical, it's reaching a little to assume only the white guy's chair is padded. The white guy was sitting on a purple-padded chair, because purple is the color of kings. Clearly Lubchansky is a dumb racist idiot hell fucker.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:10 |
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...how can someone who loving idolizes Trump act like they give a poo poo about US veterans?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:12 |
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gently caress you Garrison, I'm a vet and it put me at the front of the line for my current job. Eat a bucket of poo poo.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:14 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:14 |
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Duke Igthorn posted:
that guy is Lubchansky's self-insert (see: my av) and he probably felt more comfortable drawing himself getting brutally beaten than drawing someone else getting brutally beaten (and it's been said but I dunno where you're getting the chair thing from) Persecuting religious minorities is further in line with sharia law than accepting them into American society, which both is the proper democratic Western thing to do and runs directly counter to ISIS's real-life interests clap emojis interspersed throughout
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:14 |
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God drat, they're charging eight bucks for a decapitationccino now? What a rip off.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:15 |
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not even calling it Decappuccino loving shameful loving shitass "political cartoonist" can't even make a pun when it's staring him in the face
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:15 |
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loquacius posted:clap emojis interspersed throughout What's with the clap emojis, anyway? Is it a reference to something?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:20 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:27 |
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I like how Arabian coffee beans and goat's milk are sinister Islamist concoctions on par with segregation and beheadings.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:32 |
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It's weird that even in this imagined apocalyptic worst-case-scenario situation Garrison's dreamed up, where the hired employees overtake the company down to fundamental policy (even against US law), that the only negatives he could really come up with were "they'll be expensive", "the store will have a different theme", and "a group of people will be segregated partially". Like you couldn't have coffee brewed with the blood of dead children or something? At least exclude women from the store entirely instead of giving them a second entrance. Also "goat's milk" listed as if it's self-evident to be an indicator of the worst possible future. The horror of it all. And like everyone mentioned let's not pretend Garrison actually gives a gently caress about the homeless. The ultimate concern trolling is when comics like this point out how anti-LGBT Muslim countries are given what Garrison's actual beliefs on women and gays are. And that's not even to mention him pointing out "oh my god they'll introduce segregation" when he's the one who in the same comic wants to segregate a group of people.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:33 |
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:I like how Arabian coffee beans and goat's milk are sinister Islamist concoctions on par with segregation and beheadings. "Arabica coffee" henceforth to be known as "liberty beans"
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:36 |
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loquacius posted:that guy is Lubchansky's self-insert (see: my av) and he probably felt more comfortable drawing himself getting brutally beaten than drawing someone else getting brutally beaten
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:37 |
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I know Delonas isn't exactly the subtlest motherfucker in the world but I'm still having trouble believing this isn't sarcasm
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:39 |
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Vib Rib posted:Also "goat's milk" listed as if it's self-evident to be an indicator of the worst possible future. The horror of it all. Goat's milk is getting pretty popular among hipsters these days. This one might actually happen if Starbucks decides to stock it along with all their other various milks.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:40 |
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Concern trolling for veterans benefits is something you would think would get old but it never does.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:41 |
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Spiffster posted:Oh get hosed with the concern trolling McCoy. You give no shits about immigrants and their plight
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:45 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:Concern trolling for veterans benefits is something you would think would get old but it never does. Democrats: Increase veteran's benefits after a fight with the GOP. GOP: "Why don't Democrats care about veterans?" *Cuts benefits to veterans* *Laughs openly at vets* Veterans: *Votes GOP*
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:44 |
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loquacius posted:I know Delonas isn't exactly the subtlest motherfucker in the world but I'm still having trouble believing this isn't sarcasm You're not alone.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:45 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:56 |
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I can't even get mad at this because that beaver is just so stoked to have coffee.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:02 |
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BarbarianElephant posted:Goat's milk is getting pretty popular among hipsters these days. This one might actually happen if Starbucks decides to stock it along with all their other various milks. Goat milk is pretty strong-tasting compared to cow. I don't know if it would go well in coffee.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:03 |
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Prism posted:Goat milk is pretty strong-tasting compared to cow. I don't know if it would go well in coffee. I believe goat milk is used in the manufacture of feta cheese, so possession should really be treated more harshly than a sackful of plutonium.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:04 |
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...I kinda wanna see this get a Zyklon Ben treatment. ed: not that it isn't already pretty on-the-nose, just I wanna see how far folks could ramp it up.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:09 |
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KillerQueen posted:...I kinda wanna see this get a Zyklon Ben treatment. It already did
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:10 |
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prefect posted:I believe goat milk is used in the manufacture of feta cheese, so possession should really be treated more harshly than a sackful of plutonium. Feta is made from sheep's milk, I think. Edit: Sheep's milk or sheep's milk mixed with up to 30% goat's milk, apparently. Sheep's milk is the primary ingredient though.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:11 |
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Prism posted:Feta is made from sheep's milk, I think. It's still monstrous and entirely wipes out the advances in science and government that Greece contributed.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:14 |
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this needs more love/horror
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:20 |
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This page just about killed me laughing. e: Delonas has the mind of a cartoon villain.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:37 |
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Starbucks is a business not a charity, that vet needs to find his bootstraps and pull his own drat rear end up. We have enough takers in this country already. E: Also that Delonas is literally a Simpsons skit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68C99kWcW2s Axetrain fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Feb 1, 2017 |
# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:42 |
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full bentext, my underlining: quote:A meme box is circulating on the Internet. It features the face of Steve Jobs with the proclamation that he was the son of a Syrian refugee and therefore we should accept all Syrian refugees. The logic of the left is often predicated on such fallacies of logic. The average IQ of a Syrian is 83. Hardly ‘insanely great.’ If you mention that to one of the leftist virtue posturers however, you’ll most likely be smeared as a ‘hater’ or ‘racist.’ The protestors demanding the importation of Muslim refugees are doing it to feel good about themselves. Feelings are of paramount importance to them. They probably feel a happy warm glow inside because they think they are helping people. Helping people is progress. They are progressive.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:44 |
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Here's also a few Henries for cartoons since nobody posts this garbage here anymore 1 2 3
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:45 |
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I find myself hoping that Garrison slides into a Dees level of crazy for my entertainment. Does this make me a bad person? E: Henry can just die screaming in a fire.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:46 |