Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth advises Natalie Imbruglia on a career change.

Or Anne Preven, perhaps.

Johnny Walker posted:

"Dear Torn, I suggest you stop bothering me."

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:54

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# ? May 14, 2024 12:51

Kammat: Feb 9, 2008; Odd Person

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

That chapter of Revelation describes the Whore of Babylon. Draw your own conclusions.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:08

Dr. Dos: Aug 5, 2005; YAAAAAAAY!

Slammy posted:

They'll Do It Every Time (April, 1940, click for big)

Newspapers really were a lot bigger back in the day.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:33

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Kammat posted:

That chapter of Revelation describes the Whore of Babylon. Draw your own conclusions.

I guess she heard about the live-streamed gently caress fest.

Luann

The Amazing Spider-Man

Sally Forth

The Heart of Juliet Jones

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:21

Bobbie Wickham: Apr 13, 2008; by Smythe

Ghostlight posted:

Yeah, it's around because fringe ancient alien stuff is all basically a game of telephone started in the 19th based on third-hand accounts taken out of their original context. Basically the Spanish did report conquering the land of the Maya, but they reported that the Mayan cities were already in ruins by the time they arrived - which was true. To scientists of the day the arc of civilisation was ever-upward, so they simply didn't bother mentioning that the Maya were still there, just not still living in the megalithic cities - instead, the fact that they did not live in the cities was used to argue they weren't the native populace and therefore taking their land was fine. That argument was used also against the Native Americans based on them no longer building mounds.

So, according to shittily understood quotes across the late 20th century that alien theorists keep citing from each other, the Spanish just walked into Maya and found massive abandoned cities that hadn't been destroyed due to war, so therefore the Maya must have chosen to leave, and of course if they were predicting thousands of years in the future through the power of stars and math, then maybe they left for the stars!!!(???)

Buy my book about why previous calculations on the end of the Mayan Long Count were miscalculated and it's actually taking place in January 2017.

I want my money back.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:27

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean

Are these out of order? The weird emotional differences seem so disconnected. Also, that quarter-sized mass feels like a fakeout. It's probably an actual quarter.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:37

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set gets its just reward.

Working Daze looks horrified to realize what comic it is.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is a peek into a nightmarish reality.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:39

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Baldo

Wizard of Id

Big Nate

Wallace the Brave featuring holy crap that little acorn.

Curtis keeps it realer than I think they realize.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:47

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Wallace the Brave is such a ~~good~~nice comic.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:54

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

On Friday, Sluggo watches an unlabeled tape. It's starts off with a static shot of a well. Then the lights go off...

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:58

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze looks horrified to realize what comic it is.

Well. That certainly does describe President Trump.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:07

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:45

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Slammy posted:

Feiffer (1971, click for big)

"Oh! Ah! What a dream! No more rarebit for me!"

# ? Feb 2, 2017 07:23

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Wallace the Brave is to me a more-than-suitable successor to the spot in comic strips that Calvin and Hobbes filled.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 07:50

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail

Pearls Before Swine

The Phantom

*
*Lame Jungle Saying

Pooch Caf�

# ? Feb 2, 2017 08:15

Andorra: Dec 12, 2012

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom
*
*Lame Jungle Saying

Why is the Phantom so mad about a stamp? I want to be on a stamp!

# ? Feb 2, 2017 08:34

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

So did James Allen's editor crack down on his adventure leanings and we're in for a few months of "yes indeed I am very happy in my cabin, this is where I belong, LOOK HERE ARE SOME loving DEER I COULD BE DRAWING AN EXPLOSION RIGHT NOW BUT gently caress IT HERE'S BAMBI AND THUMPER" or what

# ? Feb 2, 2017 09:00

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Andorra posted:

Why is the Phantom so mad about a stamp? I want to be on a stamp!

The Phantom is the stamp, he stamps thuggees with his fists and needs no competition!

# ? Feb 2, 2017 09:13

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

My Lovely Horse posted:

So did James Allen's editor crack down on his adventure leanings and we're in for a few months of "yes indeed I am very happy in my cabin, this is where I belong, LOOK HERE ARE SOME loving DEER I COULD BE DRAWING AN EXPLOSION RIGHT NOW BUT gently caress IT HERE'S BAMBI AND THUMPER" or what

Perhaps I'll get lucky and it's a final winding down before the strip folds forever.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 09:22

CaptainCaveman: Apr 16, 2005; Always searching for North.

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (May, 1916)

I'm kind of surprised at this point there's anyone who would still willingly try to talk to Everett if he hadn't seen them first.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 12:32

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis Classic (Dec. 2, 1994)

# ? Feb 2, 2017 13:00

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

Wait, what room are they in? Is that a second full sofa in a dorm room?

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

And whose hands are those!?

:laffo:

if the colorist gave rocket a manacure

# ? Feb 2, 2017 13:56

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Nancy

Today's Dogg

Dustin

Mandrake

And then they can combine their power to reach 200%!

# ? Feb 2, 2017 14:21

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kennel posted:

Nancy

Gilchrist's Wonder Woman fetish is soo creepy when he's extending it to children as well

# ? Feb 2, 2017 14:36

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Nenonen posted:

Gilchrist's Wonder Woman fetish is soo creepy when he's extending it to children as well

"Gee Aunt Fritzi, will I ever be a sex object like you?"

# ? Feb 2, 2017 14:39

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

WickedHate posted:

Yes, the most scandalous and pornographic material available to children these days is VHS tapes of Charlie's Angels.

"Eww this 80's aerobic workout video is totally GROSS and GNARLY! But this 60'S SUB CHEESECAKE VIDEO? HACHI MACHI!"

# ? Feb 2, 2017 14:49

Mountaineer: Aug 29, 2008; Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Pickles

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

# ? Feb 2, 2017 15:47

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

# ? Feb 2, 2017 16:12

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

[
Compu-Toon
img]http://i.imgur.com/b9CMyrN.gif[/img]

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Feb 2, 2017 16:18

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Calvin and Hobbes

Ripley's

# ? Feb 2, 2017 16:53

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Andorra posted:

Why is the Phantom so mad about a stamp? I want to be on a stamp!

The Phantom has to be the kind of thing people whisper about, not some kitschy piece of local folklore that they slap on mugs to sell at the airport. In order to be effective, he has to be an unseen menace. He needs to be feared.

So naturally the solution is to show up in person and have a serious talk about image rights and the dilution of his brand.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 17:00

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

Jesus, Bernice. Tone down the cuntiness a couple of notches, will you?

Also, loving TRYST?! One: Who the gently caress even says that word anymore and TWO: No wonder you're still a joyless virgin. Even a vegan can't stand your self righteousness.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 17:25

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

wikipedia posted:

She was a prominent society woman; an advocate of prison reform, women's suffrage and educational modernization; a white supremacist and slave owner; and one of the few prominent women who spoke in favor of lynching.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 17:47

WindyMan: Mar 21, 2002; Respect the power of the wind

Kennel posted:

Mandrake

And then they can combine their power to reach 200%!

I can see how this storyline is going to end. Mandrake does something or another that eventually leads to the evil brothers turning against one another, saving the day.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 17:57

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

A pity Derek and Luciphor called Cobra didn't just plug Mandrake when they revealed themselves

# ? Feb 2, 2017 17:58

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Bobbie Wickham posted:

I want my money back.

It's a really interesting story of how that miscalculation came about. You can read about it in my new book Maya Apocalypse Now October 2017 For Real This Time (Aliens Did It), on sale now.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 18:14

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Kennel posted:

Wait, how old was she when she was appointed? If she, personally, owned slaves, she'd have to be like 80.

Edit: She was 87. drat.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 18:39

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Kennel posted:

wikipedia posted:
She was a prominent society woman; an advocate of prison reform, women's suffrage and educational modernization; a white supremacist and slave owner; and one of the few prominent women who spoke in favor of lynching.

Good golly did my "Hell yeah!" turn into an "Ohhhhh, noooo" awfully fast.

Luann

Johnny Aztec posted:

Jesus, Bernice. Tone down the cuntiness a couple of notches, will you?

Also, loving TRYST?! One: Who the gently caress even says that word anymore and TWO: No wonder you're still a joyless virgin. Even a vegan can't stand your self righteousness.

No, no, it's Tiff who's being the twat here, obviously.