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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

"he did a very good job in that aspect of the scenario"

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Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

H.H posted:

lolling over here:

Dr. Bornstein, who spoke by telephone in four interviews over the past month, also said that Mr. Trump takes a daily baby aspirin to reduce the risk of a heart attack.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/us/politics/trump-prostate-drug-hair-harold-bornstein.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

The only kind of baby aspirin I know goes in the butt

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


All medication can go in the butt if you're ambitious enough.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/827161211447934976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/827159656602730496/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
lol \/


That's solid, Donald

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

haha

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lmao he talked about apprentice ratings

glad we have elected the pettiest man in the world

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

thathonkey posted:

lmao he talked about apprentice ratings

glad we have elected the pettiest man in the world

Oh poo poo I am firmly "lolling" now.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



we elected a thin skinned baby man who can let nothing to, ever, to a job that entails being blamed for everything at all times and being able to let that go and do important president stuff

lol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Lol, we elected the most American of all americans.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

If you search for "Trump killed an eight year old girl" you can see pictures of the adorable girl he killed when she was alive and also of her dead

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I just flashed forward to the first time we have a big national tragedy and he's obliged to give one of those speeches previous presidents have had to strike just the right balance between reassuring, mournful, and determined with a somber gravitas.

and lol he's gonna make it all about him and it's gonna be just revolting and terrible.

"our thoughts and prayers go out to the thousands dead in the pacific northwest mega-eruption. as the magma chars their skeletons i can't help but think of the char-seared brisket taste from my line of trump steaks."

"This was a yuuge tragedy folks. Let me tell you. Almost as bad as the voter fraud that stole many votes from me. I'm sure many of the people who died were good people who supported me. I had the biggest inauguration and my next one will be smaller because these good people who died won't be there. Some of them might not have supported me. I guess that's one silver lining in the tragedy."

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Feb 11, 2007

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Trump wasn't so much elected, as congealed out of America's collective subconscious

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


They were up Obama's rear end for every single thing, now dems have the don served up on a silver platter and don't say anything just LOLLLLLL

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
He's not the American we need, but he's the American we deserve.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lowtax posted:

He's not the American we need, but he's the American we deserve.

No, we need him. Sometimes you have to look in the mirror honestly and do a frank self assessment, and lol at how you became a bloated bigot.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Oscar Wild posted:

No, we need him. Sometimes you have to look in the mirror honestly and do a frank self assessment, and lol at how you became a bloated bigot.

That would require at least a rudimentary level of self-awareness.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I remember when Bush was the most embarrassing president

*lols gently*

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Moola posted:

I remember when Bush was the most embarrassing president

*lols gently*
When was the last Republican president who *wasn't* called Hitler? That's the problem with the slippery slope of literally hitlerism, another Republican president will pop up, and since folks have been calling Republicans "Hitler" for so long, it loses its impact. Now we've got literally Hitler in the White House, and all the Hitler comparisons have been watered down by the idiots on the left over the past two decades. We need another comparison, a Hitler 2.0, if you will.

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Feb 2, 2009



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A Philadelphia Legend
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I wonder who will be the first politician to be called literally Trump. Probably Eric Trump, after he takes over for dad in 20 years.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lowtax posted:

When was the last Republican president who *wasn't* called Hitler? That's the problem with the slippery slope of literally hitlerism, another Republican president will pop up, and since folks have been calling Republicans "Hitler" for so long, it loses its impact. Now we've got literally Hitler in the White House, and all the Hitler comparisons have been watered down by the idiots on the left over the past two decades. We need another comparison, a Hitler 2.0, if you will.

ya we got one and him name donalb tromp :twisted:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Re: the yemen bombing from The Guardian:

"After initially denying there had been any civilian casualties, US Central Command [...] acknowledged some of the dead may have included women and children, though claimed some of the women were armed"

Lol, and after the bombing I bet some of them were just torsos.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Lowtax posted:

When was the last Republican president who *wasn't* called Hitler? That's the problem with the slippery slope of literally hitlerism, another Republican president will pop up, and since folks have been calling Republicans "Hitler" for so long, it loses its impact. Now we've got literally Hitler in the White House, and all the Hitler comparisons have been watered down by the idiots on the left over the past two decades. We need another comparison, a Hitler 2.0, if you will.

we need to start calling him MEGA HITLER imo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
paul ryan starting to speak out against iran just loving lol we are going to war

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2017-02-02/neil-gorsuch-founded-fascism-forever-club-report-says

quote:

Gorsuch both created and headed the "Fascism Forever Club" at Georgetown Preparatory School, which he graduated from in 1985, The Daily Mail reports. The school is a selective all-boys Jesuit prep school, and now reportedly costs day students $30,000 annually and boarding students $50,000.

"In political circles, our tireless President Gorsuch's 'Fascism Forever Club' happily jerked its knees against the increasingly 'left-wing' tendencies of the faculty," a Georgetown Prep high school yearbook states, according to The Daily Mail.

lol

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Feb 2, 2009



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He was the kid who drew swastikas all over his math worksheet

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Lowtax posted:

When was the last Republican president who *wasn't* called Hitler? That's the problem with the slippery slope of literally hitlerism, another Republican president will pop up, and since folks have been calling Republicans "Hitler" for so long, it loses its impact. Now we've got literally Hitler in the White House, and all the Hitler comparisons have been watered down by the idiots on the left over the past two decades. We need another comparison, a Hitler 2.0, if you will.

I found out he can't be Hitler or a Nazi because nazis hated Jews exclusively.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

When was the last Republican president who *wasn't* called Hitler? That's the problem with the slippery slope of literally hitlerism, another Republican president will pop up, and since folks have been calling Republicans "Hitler" for so long, it loses its impact. Now we've got literally Hitler in the White House, and all the Hitler comparisons have been watered down by the idiots on the left over the past two decades. We need another comparison, a Hitler 2.0, if you will.

Yeah it's kind of dumb how quick everyone is to shout 'fascist.' I don't think Trump is a fascist so much as he is just a dickhead being given poo poo advice by some racists.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

Yeah it's kind of dumb how quick everyone is to shout 'fascist.' I don't think Trump is a fascist so much as he is just a dickhead being given poo poo advice by some racists.

yeah but it's sad that that is one of the best case scenarios

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

tao of lmao posted:

I found out he can't be Hitler or a Nazi because nazis hated Jews exclusively.

He's neither for entirely real reasons ya goof

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Toadvine posted:

He's neither for entirely real reasons ya goof

Yeah I know I'm just relaying what I learned today.

To clarify: I don't think Trump is Literally Hitler.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
oops i did it again (loled)

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Trump is like Biff from Back to the Future but also with syphilitic insanity.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





scrubs season six posted:

Trump is like Biff from Back to the Future but also with syphilitic insanity.

He totally is biff from the second movie. I wonder which time traving rear end in a top hat caused all this lol

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

XMNN posted:

oops i did it again (loled)

h*ck, same

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Moridin920 posted:

Yeah it's kind of dumb how quick everyone is to shout 'fascist.' I don't think Trump is a fascist so much as he is just a dickhead being given poo poo advice by some racists.

Yea but that is literally fascism.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i hope celebrities continue to insult him publicly so he tweets about them for 4 years lol

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
lmao Trump is mad that Milo didn't get to give his Berkeley (?) speech. Now he's threatening to pull federal funds from the school (over Twitter, of course)

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