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High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
Jesus that upholstery

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That is an antique midcentury modern sectional with the original fabric and it is in FANTASTIC CONDITION.

You diss my couch you eat me out

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



RandomFerret posted:

That is an antique midcentury modern sectional with the original fabric and it is in FANTASTIC CONDITION.

You diss my couch you eat me out

Is it the kind with the li'l slanted wooden legs?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I like the slanted-wooden-leg midcentury modern furniture even more than I like the glorious Mies Barcelona chair

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's funny, I never liked the Barcelona in black, but it looks amazing in any other colour. Definitely one of the top ten chairs.

tacodaemon posted:

Is it the kind with the li'l slanted wooden legs?

Nah, it's got McCobb round feet in walnut with a flat top plate. I've got a credenza with square taper slant tops if we just want to make the thread be about modernist furniture from this point on.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
I'll see if there's a bottle of blue label in my hand.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RandomFerret posted:

That is an antique midcentury modern sectional with the original fabric and it is in FANTASTIC CONDITION.

You diss my couch you eat me out

Please use larger tarantulas in your pictures... Ooh la LA!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Pretty sure I've read every strip and blog but somehow never found or completely forgot Ray's Place.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

The boys are back in town.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Pretty sure I've read every strip and blog but somehow never found or completely forgot Ray's Place.

I'M TAKING RAY'S ADVICE

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I still endorse Ray's suggestion that each time you scan an item at a self-checkout stand, the stand should say "cheers!" to you in a pleasant British accent

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



tfw u think u T-Adore, but u rly Pat

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
You, too, can have Airwolf.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

FactsAreUseless posted:



tfw u think u T-Adore, but u rly Pat

"doo N tha meatballz/Hella Taco Bell stylezz" is one of those Achewood concepts/phrases that is absolutely ingrained in my vocabulary that I would be hard pressed to explain to anyone not familiar with the comic.

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
The number of times Pat keeps editing his indignant posts is one of the funner parts of that comic to me

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

"This is f—ing nuts, right?" asks developer Bruce Makowsky of the Bel Air spread boasting 12 bedrooms, 21 baths, a $200,000 built-in candy wall, $30 million in cars and the helicopter from '80s TV show 'Airwolf.'

The house that Minecraft Guy bought also had a candy wall. I would not have expected that kind of thing to be so popular in El Lay.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

The article posted:

The helicopter from the '80s TV show Airwolf sits parked on a rooftop helipad (it's a "sculpture," says Makowsky, who notes that the helicopter is inoperable).
Sorry, I can live with doctored-up Estes Comanches with D engines, covered in black paint, but if that helicopter ain't even flyable then the deal is off.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
I have Airwolf. This is not code language. I am flying Airwolf because I own Airwolf. Nothing else I could say would make more sense given what I own and what I'm doing at this moment.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Teodor did *not* in fact know that Airwolf was faster than any jet.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

MikeCrotch posted:

Teodor did *not* in fact know that Airwolf was faster than any jet.

The gently caress did you do in GWS?

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

ColdPie posted:

The gently caress did you do in GWS?

Had an opinion on sauce, apparently.


Every subforum has a Pat.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

JethroMcB posted:

"doo N tha meatballz/Hella Taco Bell stylezz" is one of those Achewood concepts/phrases that is absolutely ingrained in my vocabulary that I would be hard pressed to explain to anyone not familiar with the comic.

I'm like this with 'i have had whoper'

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Shmoses posted:

I'm like this with 'i have had whoper'

*thoughtfully fingers Onion Offense card*

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Johnny Aztec posted:

*thoughtfully fingers Onion Offense card*

"Have It Your Way, ®" I guess.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Javid posted:

Had an opinion on sauce, apparently.
It's my favorite red text on the entire site.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

My research indicates a pepparami(sp?) is some kind of Slim Jim type snack stick.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Shmoses posted:

I'm like this with 'i have had whoper'

"I was sad and scared" and "You can do what you want in life" are two phrases I use and will never reveal their source.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ColdPie posted:

The gently caress did you do in GWS?

Lie Bot asked me what the saddest thing was

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I fully support getting real angry about food.

And I also use "you can do whatever you want in life" all the time.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
People being real angry about recipes is achewood as gently caress.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The only characters that weren't foodies was Todd....and I guess Lie Bot? Phillipe doesn't count, he's 5. The Robots dont count either, they are robots.


Anyway, remember the time that Todd tried his hand at being a gigolo? That was a good storyline.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



bongwizzard posted:

I fully support getting real angry about food.

And I also use "you can do whatever you want in life" all the time.

But have you ever had a chance to say "Have fun having sex, dude"?

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Johnny Aztec posted:

The only characters that weren't foodies was Todd....and I guess Lie Bot? Phillipe doesn't count, he's 5.

Phillipe knew exactly how those pork chops were supposed to taste.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
"Got my nerves done up all wretched" has become my go-to phrase.

Also any reference to SAD brings up my need for special lamps to be in society.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Man, I've been looking for this song forever; thanks.

Truly you are... the people's dogg

Merton Blask
Jun 30, 2008

So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?
Truly MC Frontalot's finest work.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Reading a news piece on NAFTA today, and it had this line:

quote:

In his news conference, Peña Nieto advocated for Mexicans to buy products "Hecho en Mexico" or "Made in Mexico" -- a clear response to Trump's "America First" slogan.

God drat it, Achewood.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I had a Tinder date with a lady whose favorite author was some Latin American magical realist I had never heard of. Sadly, he wasn't Mexican and I almost slipped up and said "Mexican magical realism" immediately.

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Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez?

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