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Strangler 42: Jan 8, 2007; SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

alf_pogs posted:

M.E.R.C. Corp having 'crafting' as the C is really funny to me for some reason

What the gently caress does "Economy" even mean?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:24

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# ? May 15, 2024 13:24

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

hot balls man no homo posted:

What the gently caress does "Economy" even mean?

Pilot space ships gently caress space girls get profit

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:25

DapperDon: Sep 7, 2016

hot balls man no homo posted:

What the gently caress does "Economy" even mean?

I think we should let the UEE Secretary of the Economy explain that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boy_tLWeqA

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:27

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

hot balls man no homo posted:

What the gently caress does "Economy" even mean?

didn't you ever get your 'economy' eagle scouts badge

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:31

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Go to 'week' - https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

Is that tracker displaying 0$ earned for Week 50 of 2016? :crossarms:

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:42

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Go to 'week' - https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

Is that tracker displaying 0$ earned for Week 50 of 2016?

Looks like it's a couple pixels below $0, actually

Maybe the guy who updates the tracker took that week off

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:53

Kosumo: Apr 9, 2016

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Go to 'week' - https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

Is that tracker displaying 0$ earned for Week 50 of 2016?

Yep, all funds 'donated' during Week 50 go directly to Sandi or else she will move forward with the devoice proceedings which will then delay the game as Chris would be back on the market and hitting fresh citizen putang nightly which would stop him coding all night.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:57

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Go to 'week' - https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

Is that tracker displaying 0$ earned for Week 50 of 2016?

Good catch. Where is that google spreadsheet?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:57

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

happyhippy posted:

This is why CIG should have two code bases.
The proper one, and one that Chris thinks is the proper one.

He is allowed full access to gently caress about and change whatever on the one he thinks is the real one, he will forget what he has changed anyway.

I don't think there is any need for this. If you think Chris actually codes things, then you also likely think he plays his game.

I wish all this money could have went to a developer who actually cares about games.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:57

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

Maybe they do track refunds And choose that week to accumulate all the money

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:00

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

The Titanic posted:

I don't think there is any need for this. If you think Chris actually codes things, then you also likely think he plays his game.

I wish all this money could have went to a developer who actually cares about games.

But but Chris is a gaming savant and is here to save pc gaming

I still wonder how long the original Kickstarter will hold up before they can issue a refund request for the entire kick started amount

How many years past expiration does it take ?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:01

TrustmeImLegit: Jan 14, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

I dunno but they're banned from Kickstarter until they deliver. Theoretically all of them are entitled for a refund now but the people have to ask for one.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:04

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

Libluini posted:

Ugh, that hurts to look at. I'd only ever have something like this in my house if I could install real retro-rockets into those things, so if someone pulls that emergency lever, they're getting slammed into the ceiling at light speed.

You and I both know Chris Roberts is getting his report on thread activity, and some unlucky guy has to stand there and look at the ground as Chris looks over these pictures.

Slowly his fists ball as he crumples the paper, a single tear streaking down his face. Then he tugs on his phone and pushes it towards the poor underling as he demands, "I don't know how to use this thing so get Restoration Hardware on the loving phone now!!" :byodood:

He'll be damned before some dumb broad, who thinks B-52s flew in WW2, gets to have a better airplane office than he does.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:05

Fat Shat Sings: Jan 24, 2016

Colostomy Bag posted:

Good catch. Where is that google spreadsheet?

As always I recommend saving local copies of this in case whatever funding rainman that obsessively maintains it gets interested in sonic the hedgehog instead. There's a ridiculous amount of data.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tMAP0fg-AKScI3S3VjrDW3OaLO4zgBA1RSYoQOQoNSI/edit

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:11

Saint Drogo: Dec 26, 2011

alf_pogs posted:

pepe the frog took human form just to make Ben look normal, that was nice of him.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:26

Dejawesp: Jan 8, 2017; You have to follow the beat!

That is amazing. You guys must be having so much fun. I could not even imagine a game with so much cool stuff in it.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:26

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:27

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

The Titanic posted:

Cutting myself now in anticipation.

Also have the next 15 Photoshopped refund "screenshots" ready for review by high command. o9

Quavers posted:

I'm cutting myself now in anticipation.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:29

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

poo poo! This INN v Relay is totally happening. And once again, Dolvak gets handed his rear end

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5rhv2f/what_happened_to_inn/dd7jhbq/

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:33

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

The only cutting that will happen is content

all of it will be cut

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:46

TrustmeImLegit: Jan 14, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

D_Smart posted:

poo poo! This INN v Relay is totally happening. And once again, Dolvak gets handed his rear end

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5rhv2f/what_happened_to_inn/dd7jhbq/

Kinda inferring here but Jake is gone? I havent seen him in a long time. Dolvak just responded to someone calling him a lying thief by "Nice alt jake"

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:46

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

D_Smart posted:

poo poo! This INN v Relay is totally happening. And once again, Dolvak gets handed his rear end

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5rhv2f/what_happened_to_inn/dd7jhbq/

Another *fists ball up* Dolvak *foams at mouth* LIE *rips own head off*

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:49

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

D_Smart posted:

poo poo! This INN v Relay is totally happening. And once again, Dolvak gets handed his rear end

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5rhv2f/what_happened_to_inn/dd7jhbq/

lol.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:50

TrustmeImLegit: Jan 14, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

I hate Wulf and think hes knowingly profitting off a scam but those ex INN dudes did a lot of illegal poo poo to him lol. Its an awesome story.

lol the Relay dudes still haven't returned INN's original Twitter account.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:51

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

TrustmeImLegit posted:

I hate Wulf and think hes knowingly profitting off a scam but those ex INN dudes did a lot of illegal poo poo to him lol. Its an awesome story.

lol the Relay dudes still haven't returned INN's original Twitter account.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:54

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

I don't understand, I need more red boxes

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:58

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Mr.Tophat posted:

I don't understand, I need more red boxes

There's a bunch more crap to that but it boils down to CIG hiring an online image guy to make websites/social media/articles that show them in a positive light.

Here's his own description of what he does

And he owns the INN domain.

spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Feb 3, 2017

# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:00

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

TrustmeImLegit posted:

I hate Wulf and think hes knowingly profitting off a scam but those ex INN dudes did a lot of illegal poo poo to him lol. Its an awesome story.

lol the Relay dudes still haven't returned INN's original Twitter account.

They were totally in the right to gently caress him as much as they could, he's a scumbag that ripped them off for years. The problem is that they are gigantic idiots (or they wouldn't have been ripped off to begin with) and they not only did a lot of dubious or straight out illegal poo poo, they loving admitted to it in public. PRO-TIP Dolvak, if your "lawyer" is aware of the poo poo you say on reddit he's also ripping you off.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:02

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

This dumpster fire sure is toasty, I don't even have to wear a jacket, I love this pillar of flame and I hope it never ends

# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:10

nawledgelambo: Nov 8, 2016; Immersion chariot

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Kinda inferring here but Jake is gone? I havent seen him in a long time. Dolvak just responded to someone calling him a lying thief by "Nice alt jake"

Jake is WolfLarsen, not that retarded annoying fucker on the INN team

# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:10

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

How is it that the entire SC saga keeps creating additional laughs like this

Other games manage to gently caress up and self own all the time , but they usually keep it internal

It's like anyone and everything associated why this dumpster fire just insists on being the worst at everything

# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:13

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

TrustmeImLegit posted:

ATV is the 'Music of SQ42" several minutes of a short episode dedicated to doxxing the sound guys entire life story

music/sound updates are the new caterpillar updates.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:23

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

D_Smart posted:

poo poo! This INN v Relay is totally happening. And once again, Dolvak gets handed his rear end

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5rhv2f/what_happened_to_inn/dd7jhbq/

man this is great. wulf has by far the more sympathetic and crowd-pleasing writing style. dolvak's cramped sentence have no flow; he comes across as bitter about everything.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:26