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Everyone needs that giant train wreck of a relationship. Something that seemed OK while you were in it until it just go so crazy that one of you ended it and when you look back you have no idea how it lasted as long as it did. Its important so you can identify warning signs before it escalates to explaining to the police that you're just reporting your car stolen so if they find her they can bring her home and you don't want her arrested.
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You can learn it by observing others broken failed relationships, or just being mildly self aware and putting an actual effort into getting to know the person you're dating before making a big commitment.
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Feb 1, 2017 23:16
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No matter how this turns out I really hope there won't be some lame twist at the end where it turns out she's a lizard person or something. Don't toy with my heart therapist goon. I am not ashamed to say that I might cry.
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Feb 1, 2017 23:21
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Put your dick in crazy, but don't leave it there.
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Feb 1, 2017 23:30
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Nocheez posted:Put your dick in crazy, but don't leave it there. Even this advice can bite you. My friend had a crazy dude torch his car after a one night stand.
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Feb 1, 2017 23:49
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i'm going to gently caress up him loving the therapist with my posting about anxiety stopping his dick working until he replies saying exactly that happend if he wasn't thinking about it before he is now
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Feb 1, 2017 23:53
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That may be one of the more nefarious ways to cock block someone I've ever seen, you beautiful bastard you.
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Baronjutter posted:You can learn it by observing others broken failed relationships, or just being mildly self aware and putting an actual effort into getting to know the person you're dating before making a big commitment. Learning from the failed relationships around you would involve leaving your basement. Much easier to get the experience of a toxic relationship directly from your realdoll
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Solice Kirsk posted:That may be one of the more nefarious ways to cock block someone I've ever seen, you beautiful bastard you. i'll offer my standard thread recommendation upon confirmation
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quote:My confession is that I'm a man in his mid 20's with a good job that pays well and has benefits and I am super conflicted about this girl I just started sleeping with. She works at a Gamestop and isn't what you'd call conventionally attractive. She's super into video games and anime and has no real future plans beyond working at Gamestop (which she loves, worryingly). But holy poo poo the sex is good, she's into some really intense BDSM stuff (as am I) and loves all kinds of things that no one I've ever been with has ever even considered doing. When we hang out on the weekends we spend hours in my house doing all kinds of amazing sex stuff with some brief breaks to walk my dog and watch netflix or whatever. The reason I'm worried about all of this is that I used to be like her. When I was in my late teens I was a painfully nerdy guy who loved anime, warhammer, JRPGs, magic the gathering, Harry Potter fanfic, and everything else like that. I worked really hard to get in shape, stop eating like poo poo, and limit my time with those kinds of hobbies to a set amount per week. I went from a guy with no prospects working at a dead end minimum wage job to being extremely well off for a guy who dropped out of college twice. I'm worried that being with her will make me revert back into my previous form and I'll lose everything. I know my friends already judge me for being with her because she's considerably younger than me (she was born in 1996, I was born in 1990) but I think I actually love her and even if she wanted to work retail until she died our combined income would still make us pretty well off for the area we live in (Central Oregon) so it really wouldn't be that big a deal. dude what is she, 20? Stop worrying about that all she wants to do is work at Gamestop and play video games. She's 20. Of course she's a little manchild-y, she's basically a child. I'm not judging you for the age difference here, I'm just saying, keep in mind you guys are in different phases of your life. And guess what? Maybe she will change you a little bit, but you can change her right back. Make her start working out and eat a vegetable, and in exchange you can let her show you her pokemans, and whip each other a lot or whatever it is you were alluding to in very little detail, and don't overthink it. quote:I went in to the military at age 18 because I was on a fast track to ending up homeless and dead. I was a terrible student, a real POS to my family, and had no prospects. The army taught me discipline, courage, and pride. I'm not really sure how you can pick up crossdressing in the Army, but you do you, bud
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Feb 2, 2017 04:27
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Wearing that red, white and a nice baby blue, soft enough to play off my eyes but bold enough to complement my shoes, HOO-RAH
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Feb 2, 2017 04:51
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I think therapybae goons facilitated communicator wants to bang him
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loquacius posted:I'm not really sure how you can pick up crossdressing in the Army, but you do you, bud You never watched mash didnt you
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Brotip for bad therapy goon: Enter a relationship with your bad therapist, than go see a second, less bad therapist! Like every other motherfucker in the thread said before me... but yeah, do it. Dew it. Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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Feb 2, 2017 13:04
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Motherfucker posted:Brotip for bad therapy goon: Enter a relationship with your bad therapist, than go see a second, less bad therapist! I mean yeah he has to ask, so he doesn't think he missed out, but she's not going to say yes
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Captain Cool posted:She doesn't want to date him, she kissed him in a moment of pity and immediately started to realize how wrong it was We'll know tomorrow! Dude gonna get his dick wet.
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She's not going to date him, I don't think so. I'm not sure how he feels actually, he said "she's attractive" which is not exactly a declaration of love either. That being said - young people, take it from somebody who's old af - there's no kiss out of pity. There's certainly no kiss out of pity in such a setting. Without some base of attraction this just does not happen. These were genuine, good old fashioned hormones inhibiting the part of her brain knowing that this was wrong. This wasn't a rational decision of her because rationally, this couldn't end well in any way. A very human moment, which this world desperately needs. Therapy goon should just listen to what she has to say and do/say himself whatever he thinks is right and what he thinks would be the best for him. If she is going to be honest as of why this happened, no matter what I'm sure it'll give him a nice boost of confidence which he sounds like he needs, besides all that psychological mumbo-jumbo. Call me an old-fashioned softie, but that's the way I see it. Namaste and god bless.
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quote:I have had the song "X Gon' Give it to Ya" stuck in my head for nearly 6 years straight. It'll go away for a while, then come back. My marriage dissolved because of this. We would make love and I'd start singing it, I'd be meeting her family and start humming it. And worst of all - I had to give a speech at her Mother's funeral. It started fine and then the song got in my head. I finished the speech with several lyrics from the song, to horrified reactions from her family. quote:OK, I have a weird one. I got through depressive spells every now and then, and they gently caress with my sex drive. I go from liking regular sex and porn to liking weird poo poo like voyeurism, BDSM, etc. Not posted: a particularly low-effort post about Donald Trump being our last line of defense against the aliens
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X Gon Give It To Ya guy: have you considered "Party Up (Up In Here)" or "Get It On The Floor" instead? Earl "DMX" Simmons has a wonderful body of work worth considering for your life-destroying needs
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X Gon Give It To Ya is a great loving song. I had "Steal My Sunshine" by loving Len stuck in my head for like a month a while back and wanted to die, I would have killed to jam out to DMX instead. Also to that second confession, that sounds like an actual personality disorder, probably should go see (and subsequently kiss) a therapist.
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food court bailiff posted:I had "Steal My Sunshine" by loving Len stuck in my head for like a month The horror. I was about 17 and picking up my sister from a babysitting gig at around 1AM when that song came on the radio. I accidentally crashed my car while it was on and have never forgotten it. "L-a-t-e-r that week"....
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Depressive, hosed up sexual life goon: So you got depressed and produced some fiction. Wooo! go you. Make more next time, depressed or not. Something you'd like to read yourself, or not, however, you roll. Then go compete in the writing threads. e: and link it
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Feb 2, 2017 20:38
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I still always whistle a tune that I think I'll never be able to place. I've made a thread about it, but rap really provides some excellent mantras.
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It's a great song full of great life advice. Because you put in work, but it's all for the kids, and these cats done forgot what work is.
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purple death ray posted:It's a great song full of great life advice. Because you put in work, but it's all for the kids, and these cats done forgot what work is. And the thing is, it ain't even about the dough. It's about gettin down for what you stand for yo
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loquacius posted:Not posted: a particularly low-effort post about Donald Trump being our last line of defense against the aliens i mean how low effort we talking? i kinda want to see it 
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Sure, feast your eyesquote:When the Large Hardon Collider was turned on it alerted us to aliens who seek to kill/enslave us all.
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I'm pro-Trump now.
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fruit on the bottom posted:And the thing is, it ain't even about the dough. It's about gettin down for what you stand for yo For real
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Feb 2, 2017 21:32
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loquacius posted:Sure, feast your eyes cool just wanted to see how off he was turns out a lot
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loquacius posted:Sure, feast your eyes I for one welcome our new alien overlords. We had a good run, but maybe it's time to let the Xenos run the planet.
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Feb 2, 2017 21:38
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Honestly, an alien invasion if precisely what earth needs to finally unite under one banner
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Feb 2, 2017 21:54
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free basket of chips posted:Honestly, an alien invasion if precisely what earth needs to finally unite under one banner That's the problem with this theory, it casts Trump as Ozymandias when he's obviously closer to The Comedian
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loquacius posted:That's the problem with this theory, it casts Trump as Ozymandias when he's obviously closer to The Comedian
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free basket of chips posted:Honestly, an alien invasion if precisely what earth needs to finally unite under one banner Even an alien attack wouldn't do that.
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quote:I am terrified of ET and clowns. For Halloween last year my boyfriend decided it would be hilarious to dress up as a super ghetto version of ET and a clown and sit in the closet until I got home. When I went to put my coat away and saw him, I screamed and started panicking because I was absolutely sure ET was coming back to finish the job of murdering me horribly. Instead my boyfriend laughed and once I calmed down I started laughing too because honestly it was pretty funny. I'm not really sure what a combination of ET and a clown would look like but yeah that sounds like it would be pretty scary and I don't even have either of those phobias quote:I am on my local community's city council, and am a staunch Republican. One of my major selling points in the past election involved transgender bathrooms. This one's biggest tell was "at least among the white, wealthy and straight parts of the city", no Republican would define their support in those terms using those words
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food court bailiff posted:X Gon Give It To Ya is a great loving song. It really is.
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Here's some more, I've got way too many feshes rnquote:I haven't been able to get logged in to my computer at work since coming back after the Christmas Holiday. yeah honestly as a corporate drone all I can think is this is gonna backfire majorly eventually. It's IT's fault you still don't have access (have you made sure this is still the case?), sure, but if anyone pays the slightest bit of attention to you they will notice that you didn't talk to anyone about the problem or about getting more work for over a month and that will not look good Don't worry though you're fine compared to the next guy quote:I pretended to have cancer for about 18 months. I did it at first to get out of work. I needed a week off, my bosses refused, so I "woke up feeling really sick". I came in to work and said I had cancer, and since I work in a small grocery store and nobody gives a poo poo, that was it. I then proceeded to take a bunch of time off for the next year, inlcuding holidays, which are BULLSHIT to work at agrocey store anyway.
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Hey, Republican council goon Assuming you exist, you're a loving oval office Just wanted to get that out there
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Pretend cancer goon sounds very young. Corporate drone goon should start using this time to look for a new job, because I'm sure he won't be able to keep the old one. It wasn't really his fault in the beginning but it certainly is now. You didn't really do anything to solve this issue and you did no work or tried to. I'm more astonished how you can just hang around at work like that for such a time. I think I'd go out of my mind with boredom. Your job must really suck. All the more reason to look for a new one IMHO
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