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Anonymous Robot posted:Brainstorm w/me, CineD. I go by a single-letter name, and I'd like my Facebook to reflect that, but single-letter names aren't permissible on FB unless it's on your driver's license or some poo poo. You also can't use any punctuation or special characters. Is there some kind of workaround for this? And why the Zuck gotta be so fuckin lame? (I know why, it's because FB is an info vampire and they need actionable intel). Legally change your name so that it's on your driver's license.
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:34 |
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UGK single-handedly saved Texas. Fun fact: Diamonds and Wood is probably the song I've listened to the most in my lifetime. Also, Z-RO's Mo City Don (Freestyle) is like the unofficial anthem of Houston, which makes that city better than most cities.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:14 |
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Snak posted:My rice cooker used to make perfect rice every time. Then my fuckin moron roommate threw out the measuring cup that came with it and now it's basically worthless. I can never get the measurement right. I have a cheap $14 Black and Decker rice cooker I've had for ten years. I've cooked rice, quinoa, grits, oatmeal, and even pasta with it. Don't even bother with measurements - just use the same cup/scoop/thing for the water and put just under twice as much as the dry. Mine has a plastic basket to go on top, so I can put in some broccoli to go with some rice or quinoa.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:16 |
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Lobok posted:All these sides people are suggesting for steak assume it's dinner. What about breakfast? Do up some steak and eggs. Protein with more protein doesn't alleviate the bareness, get some vegetables in the mix. Also you're all cretins for not hunting, killing, and gnashing out the still warm heart of your prey, smdh.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:16 |
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therattle posted:Congratulations, daddy goon! Why isn't it called Rotterdam, Ik Houd Van Jou (I mean aside from the obvious reason than no one outside the Netherlands would have a clue about how to pronounce it)?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:17 |
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The Mountain Goats aren't out of Texas, but All Hail West Texas is their best album. So that sorta counts.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:21 |
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ok fine I made a Love Witch thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3808786
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:22 |
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Skwirl posted:Legally change your name so that it's on your driver's license. Feels pretty unpunk to send FB my driver's license. Also, the phonetic spelling of my name is in itself a different name (K. vs Kay).
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:22 |
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wyoming posted:Protein with more protein doesn't alleviate the bareness, get some vegetables in the mix. You have all day to eat veggies. If you're getting your steak on at 2am do what feels good, dude.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:24 |
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wyoming posted:The Mountain Goats aren't out of Texas, but All Hail West Texas is their best album. All Hail West Texas is like 60% amazing tracks and 40% boring. Looking forward to seeing Darnielle at Targets this week. The guy's music communicates to the more difficult, eccentric parts of my brain in a way that isn't totally healthy (I find it kind of agitating and triggering even) but is really powerful regardless. I'd like to read his first novel soon.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:25 |
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Lobok posted:How do you expect to get in a productive day of farming then. The options for a greasy breakfast are drat near unlimited.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:29 |
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Breakfast food is the best food.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:33 |
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Snak posted:Breakfast food is the best food. My favorite food group is "dips"
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:36 |
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:phonetic spelling of the letter? What if it's H?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:39 |
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Budgie Jumping posted:What if it's H? Haitch
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:42 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Haitch what the gently caress
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:43 |
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Samara crashes an airplane to kill two people who watched the tape. Gotta make it bigger!
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:44 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Haitch Noice.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:45 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Haitch That's British as hell. But kind of a rad name to go by now that I think about it.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:44 |
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Tenzarin posted:Samara crashes an airplane to kill two people who watched the tape. Gotta make it bigger! Now I want a Samara did 9/11 Truther film.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:47 |
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Tenzarin posted:Samara crashes an airplane to kill two people who watched the tape. Gotta make it bigger! They play the tape on the Times Square jumbotron and she rampages through New York, crushing buildings and stomping on people.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:48 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:They play the tape on the Times Square jumbotron and she rampages through New York, crushing buildings and stomping on people. What I don't understand is how was the video shot? Someone happened to have a video camera on a tripod? I haven't seen The Ring, but the whole premise sounds dumb.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:52 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Holy gently caress, it looks like the person that recorded and leaked the tapes of republicans talking in Philly about how they have no idea what to do after repealing Obamacare is a friend of my wife. Way to go homie, enjoy child. I'm getting another one, first one is turning out ok so. The problem for the GOP is that the the market exchange WAS their plan, Obamacare was a fiddled with rehash of a Heritage Foundation plan mooted by pre Stagflation Nixon 50 years ago. And their insurance and pharma backers are insanely pissed about losing the mother of all government supplements. They painted themselves into a corner.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:52 |
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If a dumb premise is stopping you from seeing a movie I don't know what to tell you.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:53 |
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married but discreet posted:If a dumb premise is stopping you from seeing a movie I don't know what to tell you. I don't mind a dumb premise if it's handled right, but Rings looks kind of dumb from the trailer.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:58 |
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Egbert Souse posted:What I don't understand is how was the video shot? Someone happened to have a video camera on a tripod? The video manifested itself.
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Egbert Souse posted:What I don't understand is how was the video shot? Someone happened to have a video camera on a tripod?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:01 |
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Good Texas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SE54MZOPGU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmWIfvD_kn4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6niPO-wKYQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUC1TDPe0o Egbert Souse posted:What I don't understand is how was the video shot? Someone happened to have a video camera on a tripod? She used her psychic ghost powers to create a VHS tape from thin air.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:05 |
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Egbert Souse posted:What I don't understand is how was the video shot? Someone happened to have a video camera on a tripod? Samara's psychic power is to manifest images on tape and film. This was something she could do while she was alive. She could cast images into things. Possible even people (I think she caused nightmares). But now she's a ghost, so these images are haunted by her and allow her to manifest. It's not really that dumb, and I think it is kind of a cool twist on traditional haunting mechanics.
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Egbert Souse posted:What I don't understand is how was the video shot? Someone happened to have a video camera on a tripod? It has literally been over a decade since I watched anything Ring related, but the haunted tape and the image of Sadako/Samara crawling out of a well are two separate, distinct aspects of the haunting - the haunted video that plants the curse in you is the result of someone building a house over sadako's death site and the ghost haunting the poo poo out of a VHS recorder, and isn't actually a depictional video so much as a montage of freaky poo poo. Samara/Sadako crawling out of a TV and glaring you to death is what happens seven days later when the curse has matured and the ghost can physically manifest in your presence.
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:It has literally been over a decade since I watched anything Ring related, but the haunted tape and the image of Sadako/Samara crawling out of a well are two separate, distinct aspects of the haunting - the haunted video that plants the curse in you is the result of someone building a house over sadako's death site and the ghost haunting the poo poo out of a VHS recorder, and isn't actually a depictional video so much as a montage of freaky poo poo. Samara/Sadako crawling out of a TV and glaring you to death is what happens seven days later when the curse has matured and the ghost can physically manifest in your presence. This is also true. edit: And remember, it's not just the VCR, it's everything. The photos don't come out. Her spirit is haunting that place, and it has the ability to influence images.
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Snak posted:Samara's psychic power is to manifest images on tape and film. This was something she could do while she was alive. She could cast images into things. Possible even people (I think she caused nightmares). But now she's a ghost, so these images are haunted by her and allow her to manifest. It's not really that dumb, and I think it is kind of a cool twist on traditional haunting mechanics. Alright, that makes sense. I was thinking they were doing something lazy like using b-roll for security camera footage.
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GARMANBOZIA
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corn in the bible posted:GARMANBOZIA 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙱𝙾𝚉𝙸𝙰
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I like brown rice in theory but it just doesn't taste as good, what am I doing wrong?
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Hbomberguy posted:I like brown rice in theory but it just doesn't taste as good, what am I doing wrong? Eating it on its own, probably, put some beans with that poo poo the actual health differences between white and brown rice are kind of marginal and rice on its own isn't actually that great for you anyway
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Egbert Souse posted:Alright, that makes sense. It's like, the images are a manifestation of her suffering, and she she can transmit them into various media. And when a person sees them, those images are now in that person's mind. Which gives Samara a link to that person and allows her to haunt them. It's a mimetic, psychic malware. I really like the idea that a series of images can "infect" a person. And a deeply disturbed psychic has created a series of images that functions as a rootkit to other people's perception of reality. It's basically the opposite of that terrible movie "One Missed Call" that was one of many imitators of the The Ring. The premise of that movie is that, for some reason, the ghost leaves you a voicemail. Your phone never actually rings, because it's a ghost call, but a missed call and a voicemail appear. And once you* listen to this voicemail, the ghost kills you. *It turns out it doesn't matter who listens to it. The script says the ghost works one way, but let me break down how this ghost works according to the actual events of the film: The missed call part is accurate. That happens. But you don't have to hear it. One of things that happens in the movie is that someone's phone is in police evidence, and someone else listens to it. Then the ghost goes to the phone owner and kills them. But it gets better: The ghost actually has now limitations of power. Sometime it manifests as, like, a fuckin ghost you can see and tries to stab you with a ghost-knife. But other times, it can actually just final destination people: One character is killed when a freak accident at a nearby construction site launched a piece of rebar into his chest from a hundred feet away. So the ghost doesn't have to call you, you don't have to hear the message, and then you just end up dying somehow. While I might have accidentally made it sound good, it's loving terrible boring, because there's nothing to understand or figure out. It's a textbook haunting story, with a bunch of scenes designed to ape the feel of The Grudge and Final Destination and a gimmick like The Ring, but none of it fuckin works at all. And this is an actual scene that happens in the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dummM9M_0Qc Skip to like 1:20 if you don't want to be bored out of your mind for... well 1 minute and 20 seconds.
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Eating it on its own, probably, put some beans with that poo poo It's not that they are so drastically different in nutritional content but that they are metabolized differently.
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Nothing. It's like communism it only works in theory.
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I always wanted to read Ring and Rasen because from what I heard they're both extremely the sort of psychopunk horror genre you see in stuff like Tetsuo the Iron Man or Akira, just on a smaller scale
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