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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I like brown rice and vegetables.

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Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Rice is great not because there is anything healthy about it, but because 2000 calories of rice is like less than a dollar.

I make a food I call "hot dog fried rice".

Because that's what it is. I cut up 1-2 hot dogs, and fry them with the (cooked) rice in some butter.

Oh wait. actually I put the cut up hotdogs in the ricewater while the rice is cooking, so that the hot dog "juice" helps flavor the rice.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
My mom went on a brief but intense brown rice, broccoli, and salmon kick when I was a teenager, and as much as I enjoy all three components of that dish separately, putting them together makes me gag.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I cannot stand broccoli. I don't actually hate it, but bad brocolli is the worst. And that's cheap brocolli. So any fuckin frozen food or cheap food that has broccoli in it tastes like rear end to me.

I like green beans. Corn. Spinach.

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

[culla=big red]TufFEE did nO THINg W̡RA̸NG[/read]


Snak posted:

Rice is great not because there is anything healthy about it, but because 2000 calories of rice is like less than a dollar.

I make a food I call "hot dog fried rice".

Because that's what it is. I cut up 1-2 hot dogs, and fry them with the (cooked) rice in some butter.

Oh wait. actually I put the cut up hotdogs in the ricewater while the rice is cooking, so that the hot dog "juice" helps flavor the rice.

You fill me with disgust and I am making this for dinner tomorrow

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Hbomberguy posted:

You fill me with disgust and I am making this for dinner tomorrow

Overwhelming existential disgust is the proper reaction to anything involving the human physiology, imo

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Here's a top tier rice recipe: Make a small indentation into a hot bowl of rice, pour in a raw egg, add soy sauce and whatever spices you want, scramble it up. Bam, japanese dish whose name I can't remember, maybe don't google bukkake eggs at work.

Also laughing my rear end off at the cat getting grabbed.

edit: Found it!
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/04/tamago-kake-gohan-egg-rice-tkg-recipe-breakfast.html

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Hbomberguy posted:

You fill me with disgust and I am making this for dinner tomorrow

Yeah like, I do a decent amount of actual cooking, but everything I've learned about real cooking has been applied to my disgusting budget comfort food menu.

But speaking of hot-dogs, the difference between the cheapest all-beef and the most expensive "regular" hot-dogs is huge. All beef hotdogs are pretty good.

Nathan's is my favorite brand.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Magic Hate Ball posted:

𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙱𝙾𝚉𝙸𝙰

BAUGHB

I WHAUNT MY GARMNBAEUXIA (pain and sorrow)

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


Tamago gohan I think. I tried it a couple times but ended up preferring a fried egg on top instead.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

It's called tamago Gohan and I absolutely do not trust American food safety enough to ever try it

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
All of my experiments with adding eggs to foods come out way better if you fry/scramble the egg separately and then fold it in.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
Cook some ramen noodles, transfer them to a pan and fry em up a little bit, then add eggs to make an omelette. Namaste

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

My preferred method of making a rice plus egg dish is pretty standard, take a cup of leftover rice, fry it in some butter/oil, add an egg while it fries and season appropriately, usually with some adobo

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Oh my god, tamago gohan is amazing. Stirring the raw egg into the hot rice is essential because it essentially whips the egg, cooking it with the rice and making this really nice, velvety texture. I love it with furikake. And yes, it's safe, jfc. It's about as dangerous as an egg over easy.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Undercooked eggs give me horrendous gas


I mean I still eat then but whoa

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Magic Hate Ball posted:

And yes, it's safe, jfc. It's about as dangerous as an egg over easy.

Intellectually I know this, but I live near industrialized chicken farms so I have a conditioned mistrust after the poo poo I've heard from people who work there

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97AKy7mViBg

?!?!?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I just watched this video on narrative devices in Fury Road. Nothing amazing, but puts things into words pretty well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLGN7zv-3k

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
why is twin peaks everywhere

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

corn in the bible posted:

why is twin peaks everywhere

The show we like is coming back in style

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Because Twin Peaks is rad.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Minute for minute, Twin Peaks is more bad than it is good.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I could not get into Twin Peaks. I'm not much of a Lynch fan as it is, but I watched the whole first season and then people told me that it was downhill from there and I was like "wow, I was waiting for it to get good. gently caress this I'm out".

I think I understand what people like about it, but it's just not for me.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
season 1 is good and season 2 is not good. so thats not a great record tbh

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Minute for minute, Twin Peaks is more bad than it is good.

Counterpoint: it's highs are much higher than its lowest points are low

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
One of us is watching it on Twitter and keeps relaying all the worst parts of S2, which is like when facebook's "on this day" shows you your lovely ex.

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

Counterpoint: it's highs are much higher than its lowest points are low

This is true. Also, it gave us FWWM, which is a masterpiece.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

corn in the bible posted:

BAUGHB

I WHAUNT MY GARMNBAEUXIA (pain and sorrow)

*is monkey*

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Rice is awesome and a staple in my diet. Great with chicken and to soak up sauces and stuff.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
This should go without saying, but obviously I use soy sauce when making hot dog fried rice.

I'm gonna go make some now.

So hungry.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmKuFV4dFL8

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
i put ketchup on my hot dog sandwich

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

That does not look good.

But it gives me a chance to bust out this quote:

Crow Medicine Woman: Are you gonna go after her?
Sheriff Walt Longmire: There's no point. If she's a hawk, that's outside my jurisdiction.

God drat I can't wait for Longmire to come back.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Magic Hate Ball posted:

i put ketchup on my hot dog sandwich

*discreetly calls HUAC*

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

Snak posted:

Yeah like, I do a decent amount of actual cooking, but everything I've learned about real cooking has been applied to my disgusting budget comfort food menu.

But speaking of hot-dogs, the difference between the cheapest all-beef and the most expensive "regular" hot-dogs is huge. All beef hotdogs are pretty good.

Nathan's is my favorite brand.

I fry em in butter with garlic powder and they're delicious.

also, eggs + ramen is powerful poor man food

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Oh yeah i always put an egg in ramen. I also find that minced garlic from a jar is a great addition to almost any food.

Edit: I wish this fuckin rear end in a top hat would just die. The cops won't do anything even though he's borderline catatonic and drinking like 3 bottle of liquor a day. The hospital won't loving admit him. If none of the people you're supposed to call in a situation like this are going to do anything for him, what the gently caress.

Snak fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Feb 4, 2017

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I've been really enjoying ramen + fish balls + baby bok choy recently.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

my favorite food is putting random things in my mouth with some bread.

its always a surprise sandwich!

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Like I don't get it. When someone has alcohol poisoning, you're supposed to get them medical help. But apparently when you do that, they are just like "yeah we're not gonna help him, there's nithing we can do". What is the loving point of that?

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Have you considered putting him through a laundry mangle?

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