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El Estrago Bonito posted:I'd prefer this to the lesbian thing where everyone is always trying to sell you on how great their ex is and how you should totally date. And it's like "didn't you say that your ex loved her dog more than you, had a coke problem and got you kicked out of Red Lobster for spitting on a waiter?" Don't dox me
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Was looking for a local Chinese place, and found this review. Probably not the *most* entitled manbaby out there, but still. 
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Enhydra Lutris noooooooooo
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I love/hate how the red pill in the Matrix symbolized the decision to pursue enlightenment, or uncovering a horrifying secret about the nature of reality. And that terrifying truth is apparently just "Women be shopping."
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Dr Christmas posted:I love/hate how the red pill in the Matrix was symbolized the decision to pursue enlightenment, or uncovering a horrifying secret about the nature of reality. And that terrifying truth is apparently just "Women be shopping." Hell, if our clothes were as interesting I'm sure men be shopping too. But they aren't, we get black tie, t-shirts and some basic stuff in between.
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BioEnchanted posted:Hell, if our clothes were as interesting I'm sure men be shopping too. But they aren't, we get black tie, t-shirts and some basic stuff in between. Live the dream, buddy.  https://www.buzzfeed.com/mathewguiver/i-wore-skirts-for-a-week?utm_term=.kmDNw7qGv#.jrmlNyJYq
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Feb 5, 2017 07:21
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that orange sandals and the polka dot socks 😑
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BioEnchanted posted:we get black tie, t-shirts and some basic stuff in between. Black tie and tshirts 
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Facebook Aunt posted:Skirtman The rest of his image is so bad I wouldn't have noticed the skirt if it hadn't been pointed out to me.
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BioEnchanted posted:Hell, if our clothes were as interesting I'm sure men be shopping too. But they aren't, we get black tie, t-shirts and some basic stuff in between. Men be shopping at the hardware and electronics store. Also clothing stores but for the same reason buying another drill attachment that you might use once if ever isn't frivolous, neither is spending two hours to pick out bicycle shorts at the REI.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Live the dream, buddy. Now that is a punchable face.
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His article makes him seem even more insufferable than orange loving Birkenstocks. I would absolutely be rude to him on purpose and the goddamn skirts aren't the problem.
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Wearing pants with the skirts is cheating!
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ilmucche posted:The rest of his image is so bad I wouldn't have noticed the skirt if it hadn't been pointed out to me. Doesn't really say much about how it works out if you're a human who's familiar with how Earth-people dress.
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Tiggum posted:So I guess the lesson is that if you're an alien who just raided an op shop in a misguided attempt to blend in, the fact that's you're apparently a man in a skirt won't make much difference. I mean it just kind of blends in. The first one I'm too busy looking at the socks and sandals, the second and fourth look like shorts over running tights, and the third the skirt looks more like a diner server's pocket thing where they keep their change.
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 Wow, cool, Brad.
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 Drew Curtis' product placement going well, I see.
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They'll bombard us with anime memes. Also, this is a host of a fairly popular radio show:  This guy was really loving proud during the election for promising to not vote at all and recommending other Floridians do the same. He even sold a bunch of Tshirts based on that idea.
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tight aspirations posted:
Please consult your doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours.
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RoboRodent posted:Please consult your doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours. Too bad meth doesn't usually come with this warning label. Content:  Goddamned immigrants taking good American jobs.
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you ate my cat posted:Too bad meth doesn't usually come with this warning label. I really want to know what that appetizer was because neither one of those looks or tastes even close to calamari. Well imitation crab sort of does I guess.
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He's like Joseph Gordon Levitt's much less attractive younger brother. Like Chad to Rob Lowe. Or Clint to Ron Howard.
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Ularg posted:They'll bombard us with anime memes. 
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Punkin Spunkin posted:The truth is in the middle bullshit is lame, but I have found it disappointingly true that a lot of the white "far left" granola patchouli types are super anti science. Still, least they aren't Nazis
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Have I got some crystals to sell you
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Have I got some crystals to sell you Are they precharged? Or do I have to charge them myself?
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You know what you have to do to charge them.
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If you wanted some insight on how a hardcore evangelical might reconcile the teachings of Jesus with Trumpism...
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tight aspirations posted:
Read this in the voice of the seagull from Watership Down farkkkkk
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Blind Pineapple posted:If you wanted some insight on how a hardcore evangelical might reconcile the teachings of Jesus with Trumpism... I mean they're not entirely wrong. They may have missed who doesn't get in though: Luke 18:25 posted:For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”
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Serperoth posted:I mean they're not entirely wrong. They may have missed who doesn't get in though: Watch them twist themselves into some weird explanation where "Eye of the needle" actually refers to a particular city gate in jerusalem, which was fairly small, so that it would just be kind of difficult for a rich man to get into heaven but not extremely so. Please ignore that no historical evidence of such a gate exists, and that the entire goddamn metaphor would make absolutely no sense even if it did.
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I'm pretty certain the provision against rich people has been supplanted by a generalized "god will provide". So if you're rich it's because God meant to reward you. At least that's how preachers in mega churches justify rolling around in Bentleys.
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Says man who lives in socialist society where the goals not to acquire wealth but to better one's self.
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For a fleeting moment I thought maybe it was referring to the 1%, or lobbyists or CEOs or anyone else regularly skewered by Sanders. No, it's making GBS threads on poor people, again.
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You know what I love? How people bring up that Milo is a gay immigrant with a black boyfriend, as if that excuses the right-wing BS and is meant to make his critics look like the REAL bigots. Clearly those degenerates should sit there and loving take it, otherwise so much for the tolerant left. loving crossword blogs got anon talking about virtue signaling too.
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here have a superbowl gift from me to you. I call it the wall of  
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