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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:07 |
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Radium gets a massive amount of poo poo however at the end of the day he built the forums that people still pay money to post on because it has the best look and feel on the internet, thanks in large part to him. Parts may be hacked and duct taped together but it has no real effect on the users. The search is poo poo, but it turns out that's not a feature people really care about on a poo poo talking humor forum.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:52 |
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wide stance posted:Radium gets a massive amount of poo poo however at the end of the day he built the forums that people still pay money to post on because it has the best look and feel on the internet, thanks in large part to him. Parts may be hacked and duct taped together but it has no real effect on the users. you come in from the cat thread or something?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 09:56 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something? lol
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 10:53 |
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wide stance posted:Radium gets a massive amount of poo poo however at the end of the day he built the forums that people still pay money to post on because it has the best look and feel on the internet, thanks in large part to him. Parts may be hacked and duct taped together but it has no real effect on the users. changing the copyright date at the bottom of the page broken the forums
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:51 |
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wide stance posted:Radium gets a massive amount of poo poo however at the end of the day he built the forums that people still pay money to post on because it has the best look and feel on the internet, thanks in large part to him. Parts may be hacked and duct taped together but it has no real effect on the users. So Radium does still post here
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:52 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:07 |
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i too will write a replacement forum, how hard can it be? its just a few tables, i could knock that up in asp.net and ef in a week, brb
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:48 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something? look what the cat thread dragged in
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 17:46 |
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wide stance posted:Radium gets a massive amount of poo poo however at the end of the day he built the forums that people still pay money to post on because it has the best look and feel on the internet, thanks in large part to him. Parts may be hacked and duct taped together but it has no real effect on the users. people are definitely paying ten dollarinos for sa because of the crisp, buttery smooth performance of radium's work like if you look at other forum's theyr full of people saying cya later, i only post on bespoke radiums just get a radium, is the common advice for forum visionaries who want to attract all the best posters
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:33 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:45 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:47 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something? No he came in a computer.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:54 |
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if someone can't factor a lovely codebase then why are they even in the industry i mean we've heard about the sprawling functions.php file, am I really supposed to believe that it's impossible to sort that out with modern vc tools
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:56 |
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do you think he realized that this guy is going to take 2 years to deliver a barely functional forum and once he does he's just going to avoid him for months anytime he's asked for changes, just like radium did? like, this is literally team barry deux as far as i can tell.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:27 |
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Gazpacho posted:if someone can't factor a lovely codebase then why are they even in the industry once you use the php refactoring tool "rm" you might as well not reimplement the same poo poo in php
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:32 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:once you use the php refactoring tool "rm" you might as well not reimplement the same poo poo in php lol
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:41 |
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a website of this caliber demands only the finest in bespoke software. nothing here can be done using mere "off the shelf" solutions, it all must be painstakingly crafted from the highest quality, hand-selected bits and bytes.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:49 |
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wide stance posted:Radium gets a massive amount of poo poo however at the end of the day he built the forums that people still pay money to post on because it has the best look and feel on the internet, thanks in large part to him. Parts may be hacked and duct taped together but it has no real effect on the users.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:44 |
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same goes for all of lowtax's !important hacks in the stylesheets btw, rewriting the forums in mathematica or whatever does absolutely nothing to address that. it can only be fixed through a brute-force resolution of the rules currently in effect here too vc comes into play because if you have a thousand rules to resolve you better have a way to resolve a few at a time and keep track of the work Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Feb 6, 2017 |
# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:50 |
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has lowtax ever made the code for the forums accessible so people can evaluate how bad it is i mean i dont' doubt it's bad but...
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:00 |
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Hammerite posted:has lowtax ever made the code for the forums accessible so people can evaluate how bad it is you don't want to see it it's like the ark of the covenant except it will make you rapidly gain weight and social awkwardness when you see it
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:18 |
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loving clean break is the only solution
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:32 |
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Hammerite posted:has lowtax ever made the code for the forums accessible so people can evaluate how bad it is one thing that was mentioned: certain columns in the database contain integers divided into bit fields that control various features, and sometimes one bit position is assigned to represent a logical combination of conditions represented by other bits in the same column radium was, at least in the later years, the sort of coder who works entirely in the moment, as if the project (and software engineering in general) has no past worth understanding, nor future worth planning for. because apparently he wasn't a coder in the first place, more of an administration/ops guy who gained coder cred by hacking in some caches to reduce the server load
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:49 |
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Gazpacho posted:there's still plenty of jelsoft code so it can't just be published, but many examples were posted in QCS and thye left no doubt as to radium's sociopathic tendencies they weren't ints, they were actual strings of 1s and 0s that he was simply calling bitfields.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:52 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:53 |
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so i wonder if he had the position meanings documented somewhere (which would be totally uncharacteristic) or they had to be reverse engineered also whether there was a utility function somewhere to extract bit positions or he just used string primitives each time
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:06 |
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Gazpacho posted:so i wonder if he had the position meanings documented somewhere (which would be totally uncharacteristic) or they had to be reverse engineered my money is on fetching every row and using a regular expression on the results
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:18 |
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no one wants to believe it, but the "clean break" is just another iteration of the thinking that created the situation in the first place
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:37 |
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the only clean break that will fix sa is cleanly breaking lowtaxs neck
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 06:27 |
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I'm sorry that was a little too dark
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 06:27 |
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I'm sure lowtax has a succession plan in place in case he wraps his gtr around a pole and the forums are secure
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 06:30 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you come in from the cat thread or something? MALE SHOEGAZE posted:look what the cat thread dragged in emoji posted:No he came in a computer.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 07:32 |
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i heard the forums db is just one table with one column called freetext
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 08:25 |
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Looks like they stopped posting in late December so I'd guess not well, OP:Dr. Hans Klangwerk posted:I'm extremely busy at the moment but again, progress has been made and though three months was unfortunately not accurate because of the reasons I mentioned before, plans have not changed.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 09:30 |
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Gazpacho posted:there's still plenty of jelsoft code so it can't just be published, but many examples were posted in QCS and thye left no doubt as to radium's sociopathic tendencies LeftistMuslimObama posted:they weren't ints, they were actual strings of 1s and 0s that he was simply calling bitfields. thats terrible and stupid but hardly unfixable
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 11:13 |
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Gazpacho posted:one thing that was mentioned: certain columns in the database contain integers divided into bit fields that control various features, and sometimes one bit position is assigned to represent a logical combination of conditions represented by other bits in the same column wow
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 13:58 |
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like that's impressive in how sophisticated you can make something while simultaneously missing the point of it entirely
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 13:59 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:they weren't ints, they were actual strings of 1s and 0s that he was simply calling bitfields. lmfao
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 14:01 |
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My inside sources say it's going well
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