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Was just loling thinking about how there could be enough people in the Secret Service who would take a bullet for Trump. Must be a lot of hosed up people in the SS, LOL.
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Zorodius posted:Sundays are for the Lord. He's probably busy praying and reflecting on how to be the best president he can be. He's praying for ratings loving lol
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thathonkey posted:lol i was wondering the same he usually gets up at like 5-6am EST and lobs a few tweets off the top about whatever the mornings headlines are and this morning was a juicy one that the DOJ appeal of the muslim ban being overturned temporarily was denied My guess is his aides put his phone into airplane mode and when he asks why his phone won't work they tell him the internet is down Its my running theory anytime I expect a ragetweet and his account is silent
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cnut posted:Was just loling thinking about how there could be enough people in the Secret Service who would take a bullet for Trump. Must be a lot of hosed up people in the SS, LOL. He's firing them and going private security
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When it comes down to it I can't picture anyone in the Secret service taking a bullet for him. They'd all be like "nope lol"
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Feb 5, 2017 17:09
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Jose posted:He's firing them and going private security Holy poo poo, really?! LOL, Blackwater probably would, the cunts. LOL. Tiny Lowtax posted:When it comes down to it I can't picture anyone in the Secret service taking a bullet for him. They'd all be like "nope lol" I'd have to think so, too. lol
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Feb 5, 2017 17:11
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Tiny Lowtax posted:When it comes down to it I can't picture anyone in the Secret service taking a bullet for him. They'd all be like "nope lol" int: white house, day. terrorists are attacking GERARD BUTLER, secret service muscle man screams: GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT! MEDIUM SHOT: secret service muscle man running in slow motion to leap in front of the hail of terror bullets, but we pull out to reveal everything happening around him in real time, he's just running comically slow
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Feb 5, 2017 17:12
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Jose posted:He's firing them and going private security Honestly I'd guess the service members are more likely to take a bullet than some blackwater guard who is there for a paycheck. They at least have some semblance of importance and duty, guarding the office and not the man is their biggest tenet. There are some consequences to their institution if the president is hurt on their watch, since protecting him is their primary function A private guard can just say gently caress it, fail to act or move to slow and not get in trouble, if his company gets a bad rap they just dissolve and remake a new security firm and go back to business as usual
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Feb 5, 2017 17:13
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Jose posted:He's firing them and going private security cnut posted:Holy poo poo, really?! LOL, Blackwater probably would, the cunts. LOL. Dont use future tense He already did this... where have you guys been lol
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Feb 5, 2017 17:14
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Dont use future tense Is it true because I'm about to lol again
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Feb 5, 2017 17:15
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to be fair, if you look at some of the secret service follies gag reel from the last president, it's probably a wash in terms of professionalism and sense of duty (but way more in terms of all the extra money it's costing joe taxpayer)
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Feb 5, 2017 17:15
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Feb 5, 2017 17:16
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thathonkey posted:replacing SS with private security sounds like a recipe for disaster eventually he'll replace SS with SS (i don't think the SA font has the lightning bolts so you can't see the difference sorry)
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Dont use future tense This is the first I've heard of it. Google News you let me down 
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Feb 5, 2017 17:19
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The US will make a new ally in Russia, at the cost of all our old allies. It's going to be tremendous.
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even mitch mcconnell is being reasonable about the travel ban and said putin is a thug. never thought id find myself on the same side as mitch but these are the times we live in 
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unpacked robinhood posted:Is it true because I'm about to lol again Well I guess the answer is maybe. He said he was going to keep his private security all the way through his residence at the white house, but we don't have any official word because obv that would be very damaging to his and our image. He has put schilling in charge of oval office security and meeting prep, so it seems more likely than not I guess it comes down to if you take trumps word or not, just another reason to lol
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I've just remembered that Trump is the POTUS lol. lol.
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:I've just remembered that Trump is the POTUS lol. gently caress! Same. Lol.
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Zorodius posted:Sundays are for the Lord. He's probably busy praying and reflecting on how to be the best president he can be.
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Lacey posted:Some people probably actually think this. After the prayer breakfast my FB was full of people celebrating that a Real Christian was finally! back in the White House. Lol gently caress this stupid goddamn earth
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Feb 5, 2017 17:50
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lol at Trump supporters constantly calling democrats overly sensitive snowflakes but now they're calling for a boycott of all Anheuser Busch products over a loving commercial
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TwoStepBoog posted:lol at Trump supporters constantly calling democrats overly sensitive snowflakes but now they're calling for a boycott of all Anheuser Busch products over a loving commercial Also milo crying about not having a safe space lol
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Lacey posted:Some people probably actually think this. After the prayer breakfast my FB was full of people celebrating that a Real Christian was finally! back in the White House. the lord, too, would have frowned upon arnold schwarzenegger's the apprentice performance
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:int: white house, day. terrorists are attacking i had a very solid lol at this, thank you
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Lacey posted:That sounds like a good concept for a video game: chasing Trump around the White House to get his phone before he launches the nukes. The fat old basted is quick and wily! Use his weaknesses against by baiting him with a taco bowl out in the hallway or try cornering him near some stairs. This needs to happen. Where are the game dev goons?
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Is Frederick Douglass in that pic? I hear he's been doing great things recently!
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Lime Tonics posted:H.R.861 - To terminate the Environmental Protection Agency. LOL Matt Gaetz of FLORIDA.
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Lime Tonics posted:H.R.861 - To terminate the Environmental Protection Agency. Americans are going to drink so much lead and funny agricultural runoff lol
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unpacked robinhood posted:Americans are going to drink so much lead and funny agricultural runoff lol Most of my job is telling people if their water has too much lead Gonna be cool when trump casually eliminates our jobs lol
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Most of my job is telling people if their water has too much lead You can oppose him in the streets, or you can sit at home and hide, either way you're gonna eat some lead lol
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Reminder that Joshua Fuerstein is the guy who made a video telling people to fight back against gay marriage with their guns. A video that his several million followers watched. lol
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Wonder if Trump personally vetted all these to make sure they weren't born in Kenya. Blacks are welcome in the White House for one month a year. Blacks were not welcome in any Trump House, ever, for the last 4 or so decades. And in Trump Casino's they had to HIDE when Trump was about. And he LOVES Mexicans too.
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do u know jenny posted:Reminder that Joshua Fuerstein is the guy who made a video telling people to fight back against gay marriage with their guns. A video that his several million followers watched. He's a real piece of poo poo. Thankfully a lot of his long time supporters are finally realizing this, and many of the comments on his facebook page are people ridiculing him for being a "phony christian." Unsurprisingly, his go-to response is always "IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY FEEL FREE TO UNSUBSCRIBE!!!"
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Flesh Forge posted:Nixon was evil but he had a sense of shame, and resigned, lol if you think Trump would ever resign (and god knows what it would take to get Bannon out at this point) their racism was stronger than their common sense. lol.
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