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Dylan McKay posted:rich and his weird self wife are adorable All this talk reminds me of Rimmerworld from Red Dwarf. Rich and his clone concubines that only he may look upon because they're so beautiful.
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Feb 5, 2017 00:36
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I don't know how Rich possibly gets through life without drinking
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Feb 5, 2017 00:43
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He has videogames, he has a clonewife, a good circle of friends and all he has to do for a living is play videogames and watch movies He is living "the good life" He'll die early because he's incredibly obese and unhealthy, but until then he will prosper
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Feb 5, 2017 08:18
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Dude's prob pulling ~25-35k just by doing his bi-monthly dying seagull impression, good for him.
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Feb 5, 2017 08:32
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A known AIDS profiteer Rich Evans.
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Feb 5, 2017 10:58
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Shame he has the back of a 96 year old man, or he could get back into construction and get hella buff.
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lmao Rich's lady friend doesn't really like games, and isn't funny, so I didn't get why she was there. Although, she might be the only person that can cut through Rich's forcefield of overconfidence in his own opinions - other than Mike who just emotionally batters him. Plus they're kind of cute with the 'I love you's. It's like she's thawed his ice ogre heart - just a bit.
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Feb 5, 2017 16:58
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Captain Lavender posted:Rich's lady friend doesn't really like games, and isn't funny, so I didn't get why she was there. They were doing an experiment, let someone who doesn't play games play The Stanley Parable. It failed, but it's not hard to understand why she was there and why she was bad at games.
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Feb 5, 2017 17:01
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WampaLord posted:They were doing an experiment, let someone who doesn't play games play The Stanley Parable. I had the same idea and tried the same experiment last year. I let my dad play the Stanley Parable and he was too confused about using the mouse and the keyboard at the same time. Because he was too confused about basic things like moving around he didn't really care about the game itself and what was going on. By the time he got to the broom closet he started getting dizzy and we had to stop.
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Feb 5, 2017 18:26
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One time, my mom tried playing Ecco the Dolphin. She couldn't jump over the first rock in her way. She wouldn't let us help her cuz she wanted to do it on her own. It was infuriating.
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Feb 5, 2017 18:30
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WampaLord posted:They were doing an experiment, let someone who doesn't play games play The Stanley Parable. I meant more so in general. She's one every other steam of theirs.
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Feb 5, 2017 19:07
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MrSlam posted:I had the same idea and tried the same experiment last year. I let my dad play the Stanley Parable and he was too confused about using the mouse and the keyboard at the same time. Because he was too confused about basic things like moving around he didn't really care about the game itself and what was going on. By the time he got to the broom closet he started getting dizzy and we had to stop. Gutcruncher posted:One time, my mom tried playing Ecco the Dolphin. She couldn't jump over the first rock in her way. She wouldn't let us help her cuz she wanted to do it on her own. It was infuriating. This is pretty much why games now have been really dumbed down to where a few of them are just "press a single button at the right moment after watching the game play itself on auto-pilot". The general public doesn't really play video games, at least not ones requiring a controller or keyboard and mouse. The dudebros who play sports and Call of Duty games grew up playing EA Sports games on their Playstations and Sega Genesis, so they have at least some gaming experience, and the regular video gamers grew up with the NES or Super Nintendo. It's like you have to learn to crawl before you learn to walk, and jumping into some modern games is like trying to run a marathon when you're barely a toddler. Like, Jay can play platform games and is actually pretty decent at them, because he learned those skills back in the NES days and hasn't lost them. But he'd be at a total loss trying to play a modern FPS or some esoteric game that doesn't have a clearcut "go from point X to point Y" goal.
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Feb 5, 2017 19:54
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Mike knows how to poo poo on the floor and that's about it.
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Feb 5, 2017 19:56
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King Vidiot posted:The general public doesn't really play video games GTA 5 sold 60 million copies. A large part of the general public plays video games.
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Feb 5, 2017 19:55
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If someone has a smart phone, they have probably at some point played a game on it. Video Games are mainstream as gently caress
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I recently got talked into a friend to try "sven co-op" and it's flat out just classic half life but multiplayer. I totally forgot about crouch-jumping and how important it was to the game. Today there'd be some "mantle" system that would activate in context sensitive places and play a little animation of you pulling your self up. But nope, in half life you have to jump then duck in order to pull your self up certain heights. I remember back in the day a lot of people got stuck on things like that, and tricky key-combos like that have pretty much died out in video games. I also remember when "mouselook" first became a thing. Previously you'd play FPS games with the arrow keys, or the mouse to actually turn left or right. The whole mouse to look and keyboard to move/strafe thing created a big division with tons of people saying it was way too hard and unintuitive and would never catch on. Now it's totally standard to the point that we all take it for granted, but you give a game like that to someone's grandpa or someone's who's never played games and they always have a very very hard time at it. I remember watching my dad try to play quake because he loved wolfenstien but he could not get it. He was just like Lady-Rich, totally unable to use both at the same time. He'd have to totally focus on moving around with wasd while he rubs up against walls not facing the right direction, then stop, then switch over to the mouse to look around, then switch back to the keyboard. Could never use them at the same time. Unlike rich's ladyfriend he was highly motivated, he wanted to play Quake, but he simply could never develop the mouse + keyboard at the same time skill. He'd eventually start remembering the levels, moving, looking/shooting, moving, looking/shooting, but always stopping between each, never at the same time 
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Back in my day, you had to EARN a cutscene with a mysterious man in a suit who wouldn't explain poo poo to you. We spent all day clicking spacebar on various walls to progress with no prompts whatsoever and we liked it dammit. People today so spoiled with their tutorials and PS4 trophies for doing NOTHING that's what's wrong with this console generation I tell you what.
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Feb 5, 2017 21:09
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King Vidiot posted:Like, Jay can play platform games and is actually pretty decent at them, because he learned those skills back in the NES days and hasn't lost them. But he'd be at a total loss trying to play a modern FPS or some esoteric game that doesn't have a clearcut "go from point X to point Y" goal.
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Feb 5, 2017 21:36
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https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/828356157395894272 hope the pats lose plinketto.
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Feb 5, 2017 22:48
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that better mean they're releasing a new botw today
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Baronjutter posted:I recently got talked into a friend to try "sven co-op" and it's flat out just classic half life but multiplayer. I totally forgot about crouch-jumping and how important it was to the game. Today there'd be some "mantle" system that would activate in context sensitive places and play a little animation of you pulling your self up. But nope, in half life you have to jump then duck in order to pull your self up certain heights. I remember back in the day a lot of people got stuck on things like that, and tricky key-combos like that have pretty much died out in video games Its the blurring of games and software, where games that automate things as since as improvements instead of gameplay concepts. I used to ET:QW (came out at the same time as TF2, no one remembers its) and it encourage people to circle jump and wall jump past obstacles. It was broken and really unfair to most noobs that couldn't understand how the enemy team ended inside their base and shot them in the back. I kinda felt sorry for them.
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dreezy posted:https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/828356157395894272 It's the Landis episode, isn't it?
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Feb 5, 2017 23:18
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Paladinus posted:It's the Landis episode, isn't it? I think that got scrapped because max landis is a little bitch boy.
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Feb 5, 2017 23:25
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a bone to pick posted:that better mean they're releasing a new botw today They probably won't release anything until tomorrow.
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dreezy posted:I think that got scrapped because max landis is a little bitch boy. Max Passed Thru their lives, huh
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Feb 6, 2017 00:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVijUWZwZo4
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Feb 6, 2017 00:09
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Hooray! And it's Max Land-less to boot!
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Landis over Josh tbh
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EmmyOk posted:anyone over Josh tbh
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Feb 6, 2017 00:17
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No Mike, has Jack damnit oh well imma watch anyways
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Feb 6, 2017 00:21
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Rich lookin good with that haircut. He's gonna have his own Jay-type transformation.
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Feb 6, 2017 00:29
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josh looks like a thumb that's about to explode.
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Feb 6, 2017 00:36
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The only things under Max Landis are preteens
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Feb 6, 2017 00:37
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lmk if Mike emotionally batters Rich
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Feb 6, 2017 00:52
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Very good ending. Shut up josh.
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Feb 6, 2017 01:01
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Josh is one of those guys that the more hair they lose on top the more comes out on the bottom. He's like halfway to ZZ Top.
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Feb 6, 2017 01:07
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Thirty one minutes in. They are still talking about the first movie.
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Baronjutter posted:Very good ending. Shut up josh. ending was so good
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