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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl LI GDT: Patriots vs Falcons
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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


 Yuge punt

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Nice Punt!

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Is every commercial going to have a rainbow flag tonight

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
 MVP curse

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
This game better not be a boring slog for field position.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Ugh... bunch of sappy commercials is all we're gonna get

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Chinatown posted:

lol every corporation is basically just making GBS threads all over the president

it rules

This Google ad has a shoutout to both gays AND furries.

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 ok Google find me a girlfriend

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Nutmeg & cinnamon is not a substitute for cardamom!

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Shots fired by Google there

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007

Democrazy posted:

This game better not be a boring slog for field position.

Now that you've jinxed it...

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Democrazy posted:

This game better not be a boring slog for field position.

same but opposite

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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
saw the dude in the mascot outfit and immediately said out loud to my wife "was that a loving furry"

she gave me A Look

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 Google pro furry.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 I FUCKIN LOVE TIRES FUK YA

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anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one

AsInHowe posted:

This Google ad has a shoutout to both gays AND furries.

There was also a lingering shot on a mezuzah

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chinatown posted:

lol every corporation is basically just making GBS threads all over the president

it rules

even the milquetoast "ra ra patriots usa" section was preceeded by "HEY GUYS WE SHOULD ALL TOGETHER AS A COUNTRY YOU KNOW FOR EQUAL RIGHTS LIKE IN THE CONSITUTION" and it was hilarious

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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Codependent Poster posted:

Looks like the Pats were holding one receiver after 5 yards. Let's see if they keep cheating!

Refs never call those penalties on the patriots. It's loving unbelievable. The offensive line will also be blatantly holding all game.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 multienthc families

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LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

hahahaha that was great for so many reasons, especially the optimistic patriot runnin' it in.

With the ways the refs fuckup, you run it in every loving time.

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

Shots fired by Google there

After the H1-B dust-up they're out for blood

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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



 lmao put lovitz in everything

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:

Nutmeg & cinnamon is not a substitute for cardamom!

Shut up Alton

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Democrazy posted:

This game better not be a boring slog for field position.

I want the Pats to win 2-0.

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

 Hahahaha a pro-Mexico ad yesssss

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

 Keep running it you drat Falcons

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Oh cool a jokey Satanism commercial, that'll freak out the Trump voters

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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress avocados from Mexico btw. America grown ONLY.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 FUCKIN MEXCINO

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/828389158867570689

I dunno, that's a pretty tight window and could be a pick if the 2nd CB sees it.

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Why are you running Edelman

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
 Avocados from Mexico!!!*

*now 20% more expensive

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 late hit

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 Wanna wall some avocados into my goddamn maw.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:rip: that camera dude

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 don't ban avocados #fuckingwall

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Edelman is so unlikable

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MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
That's a late hit.

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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
should flag edelman for whining for a flag there.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 lol get owned edelman

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