Super Bowl LI GDT: Patriots vs Falcons

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The research I did for this game (listening to Bill Simmons gross erotic fantasy podcasts) suggested this was going to be a high scoring affair.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Vintimus Prime posted:

A pro oil commercial?

i'm an energy voter

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wa27: Jan 15, 2007

Space oil? Like in Armageddon?

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Jack Forge: Sep 27, 2012

gently caress jerry jones

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Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

a commercial by literal Big Oil followed by internet memes

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TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
different; Hot Rope Guy

God I am soo hard for OIL right now.

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Grouchio posted:

Am I the only Pats fan here?

Pats are good, friend

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Dr. Cuddles: Jul 18, 2010

never heard of this "oil" stuff

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

that oil commercial was.....pretty slick :grin:

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Grouchio posted:

Am I the only Pats fan here?

Please tell me you were born and bred in new england at least

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

nooneofconsequence posted:

Pats are good, friend

PATS!!

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

nooneofconsequence posted:

why the hell is the halftime show not Taylor Swift?!

she got banned over in C-SPAM

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DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Winkie01 posted:

Let the games begin!

There's the winkie I know and love

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Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Oil fried your dinner. Ok different oil but still. Oil.

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MJBuddy: Sep 22, 2008; Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:

Also, surprise the internet is a hipster white guy.

If halfway through the ad he parked his car to get out and yell at a random woman on the street, it'd be about perfect.

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a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Suspect Bucket posted:

CONSUME PETROCHEMICAL S

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DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Grouchio posted:

Am I the only Pats fan here?

Hopefully.

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TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

as a millenial, the sharp typeface and bright colors convinced me that oil is actually cool and good. thanks big oil

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

TopHatGenius posted:

God I am soo hard for OIL right now.

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

nooneofconsequence posted:

why the hell is the halftime show not Taylor Swift?!

she's a backstabbing b1tch for one

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

will Edelman be the first white receiver to win Super Bowl MVP?

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

she got banned over in C-SPAM

ho boy that was a fiasco

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Care Bear Stairs posted:

oil seems like something you dont really need to advertise for

I mean they've made commercials for eggs and beef so :shrug:

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BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Chinatown posted:

im drinkin burbon AMA

I'm having a few Luponic Distorion #4s before I get into the scotch. I realize this isn't a question. Fight me.

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Jack Forge: Sep 27, 2012

over/under on the number of times they talk about how edleman was a qb is 6. action is hot.

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Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Pats fan here! Born in RI, living in MA.

Emotionally I'm at like a 3/10 compared to generally 10/10 in previous superbowls because supporting fascism even through inaction is objectively the worst.

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Eat This Glob posted:

Agreed. Let's get a first quarter score, pats.

Strongly agree.

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Grouchio posted:

Am I the only Pats fan here?

yes, most of us chose to be good people, instead

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Tom Tucker posted:

Pats fan here! Born in RI, living in MA.

Emotionally I'm at like a 3/10 compared to generally 10/10 in previous superbowls because supporting fascism even through inaction is objectively the worst.

ditoo born and raised in western ma

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

CapnAndy posted:

Please tell me you were born and bred in new england at least

Maine.

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bip Roberts posted:

she's a backstabbing b1tch for one

🐍🐍🐍

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incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Tom Tucker posted:

Pats fan here! Born in RI, living in MA.

Emotionally I'm at like a 3/10 compared to generally 10/10 in previous superbowls because supporting fascism even through inaction is objectively the worst.

you got tired of winning

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schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Care Bear Stairs posted:

oil seems like something you dont really need to advertise for

Speak for yourself. I'm buying a barrel tomorrow

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trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Care Bear Stairs posted:

oil seems like something you dont really need to advertise for

ridesharing/electric cars/self driving cars are gonna keep gettin bigger and bigger and receive more mainstream adoption. gotta make sure you start courting/creating the gearhead niche

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A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

It's getting chippy on the field.

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Zyla posted:

ditoo born and raised in western ma

I'm in western mass right now!

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Soothing Vapors posted:

yes, most of us chose to be good people, instead

Said by a Packers fan :confused:

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Tom Tucker posted:

Pats fan here! Born in RI, living in MA.

Emotionally I'm at like a 3/10 compared to generally 10/10 in previous superbowls because supporting fascism even through inaction is objectively the worst.

I mean either way a Boston QB gets a lombardi so

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/828393336356507648

makes ya think

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Soothing Vapors posted:

yes, most of us chose to be good people, instead

or at least raiders fans

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