Super Bowl LI GDT: Patriots vs Falcons

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Get off of Twitter, random lady

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Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

katie

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wa27: Jan 15, 2007

Everything was worse than prince in 2007.

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Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/DukeOfZamunda/status/828415133592514560

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Hi Dad

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

NFL: The surviving members of The Mentors have just been booked for next year.

El Duce killed Kurt Cobain for $300.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Codependent Poster posted:

Next year should be Weird Al

as lady gaga

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Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

If the Patriots were winning I'd be going on and on about how cheating is the only way to prosper in Trump's America.

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

GrimGypsy posted:

I'm glad we spent the money on this mediocre halftime show and not science, education, or health care

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/828415338886942721

...did he negotiate a handjob instead?

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Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Oh, those lights at the beginning were drones?

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chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Cavauro posted:

that half time show was so bad that im probably some kind of a bad rear end big boy. hell, im going to throw up and poo poo on myself if i hear a pop song from after 1996

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MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/828415338886942721

I miss Joe

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

lol I just got a commercial for B&G's Tarp Warehouse, a 1 room shack on a highway I've never heard of in northern Michigan

how the gently caress did he afford that

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Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

The gently caress is this poo poo?! Thanks for the twitter update NFL.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

^ a way for the cool and good katie nolan to make more money

the first game at the new falcons stadium will be a thursday night banner rasing

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Kirios posted:

??? Who the gently caress cares about that, give me a more entertaining halftime show.

i do because transphobic poo poo is Bad

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Yug posted:

She looks loving disgusting, like an overweight man with saggy manboobs.

want me to take my shirt off?

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Katie Nolan is cool and good. Shame about our patriots lol

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Oh Jesus, we're breaking the Tweet barrier! The Internet was never meant to Tweet this hard! Brace for impact!

# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:32

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Codependent Poster posted:

Next year should be Weird Al

We say this every year but :smith:

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

why did they go to a person to talk about tweets

what is this, cnn

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Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Super Bowl baby ads are gross as poo poo

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Good thing Katy Nolan is used for tweet stats.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Did PFTCommenter have a kid

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Rabid Snake: Aug 6, 2004

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/828415338886942721

Biden is a national treasure

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Katie Nolan is better than this.

is she

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I laughed at Von Miller Baby

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

We can talk about Brady's interception, but what stand out to me is the play in the first quarter where Edelman was streaking down the sideline and had to stop entirely to catch Brady's pass. If he catches it in stride, that's a touchdown. Whether that's inaccuracy or just Brady getting hit as he was throwing it, that kinda typifies how tonight just hasn't been our night.

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

is she

Yes

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JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

The Super Bowl babies commercial is always a weird commercial to me

"HEY, PEOPLE ARE GONNA gently caress AFTER THIS

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW"

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

holy gently caress someone unironically using what is love

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Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/828415338886942721

Biden bragging about boning Gaga?

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

is she

YES

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

How the gently caress does switchmate afford a Superbowl commercial?

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

this is the shittiest Chicago song, play a hit by varese

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Fruit Soup Riot posted:

Super Bowl baby ads are gross as poo poo

Yes, cut that poo poo out, NFL

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Oh my god baby dikta

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

next year the super bowl is in minny

hologram prince?

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol I just got a commercial for B&G's Tarp Warehouse, a 1 room shack on a highway I've never heard of in northern Michigan

how the gently caress did he afford that

local ad buys are cheap

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