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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl LI GDT: Patriots vs Falcons
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

succ posted:

If Pats win I kill myself.

Toxx

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Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
Trick play paid off.

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007

N00ba the Hutt posted:

We have a game again.

It is quite far from that just yet

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
 Man I hope the dirty birds manage to choke this away.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
lmao nice direct snap to a running back not named Blount

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

A.o.D. posted:

Nintendo doesn't understand why anyone is interested in Metroid. They've said as much.

Metroid M was literally what they thought the world wanted from a Metroid game

just sit back and let that soak in

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 y'all got that tingling feeling in your balls?

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

 Falcons folding come on folks

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 fffffffffffffffffffff

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 Hooky wooly :(

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lol sure

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
OK, that owned

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

 HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
I believe

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007

A.o.D. posted:

Man I hope the dirty birds manage to choke this away.

It would be pretty funny

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

SmellsLikeToast posted:

He has like a million game winning drives under his belt. But also like half a million last minute game losing fuckups sooooooooo

no he has like a million 30 yard, 4 minute drives to set up a 50 yard game winning field goal.

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Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
 my stream broke and i cant fix and the pats scored

i wanna die

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
what is happening

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Gj Falcons, you gave it your best shot.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 This is the darkest timeline

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Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Is this Nintendo's fault? Is this what the Switch does?

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

A.o.D. posted:

Nintendo doesn't understand why anyone is interested in Metroid. They've said as much.

You're right. It is really weird though that they don't get it.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
suddenly I'm not sure what I want more -- I hate the Patriots like all right-thinking freemen, but it might actually be much funnier to watch the entire city of Atlanta get its hearts broken at once on live TV, Ralph Wiggum style

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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
atl gettin emotional

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

It would be pretty funny

it would own so hard.

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 everything is awful

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
come on falcons if you choke after I shamed myself rooting for you this is just all for naught

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 1 score game


holy poo poo

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

 I never doubted my hero Touchdown Tom Brady

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 https://twitter.com/verizon/status/828425999121530882

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Atlanta... don't do this to America.... :cripes:

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Fonda sold out :boo:

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
poo poo

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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
lol this is starting to look like the election night threads where the inevitability of a trump victory slowly dawns on the morons

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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



 https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/828427463428538368

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

Metroid M was literally what they thought the world wanted from a Metroid game

just sit back and let that soak in

Federation Force (While still not a very good game), was absolutely better than Other M.

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Why do teams keeps passing on the Pats in the Superbowl when they need one loving yard?

Jesus christ you're averaging like 4 or 5 yards a carry

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Chokes McGee posted:

Metroid M was literally what they thought the world wanted from a Metroid game

just sit back and let that soak in

i'm not here to contribute or even further the conservation. I am only here to say that Other M was absolutely loving trash, and Yoshio Sakamoto is the japanese George Lucas.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Gross Mercedes commercial

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