Tom Brady is the best football guy of all time

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

digging our ever-rotating thread title

fyodor posted:

lol if you think this is going to happen and i dont even like him, coach bridge troll or the whole of that region of the country.

I dunno I have hope v :shobon:

Mister Fister posted:

Hates the Patriots, Hates America, Hates FREEDOM

I mean, you're not wrong,

# ? Jan 26, 2017 19:13

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# ? May 31, 2024 09:35

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

OMGVBFLOL posted:

why is the title about a bombing but the op is about football

The Oklahoma City Bombings are the hottest new team to hit the scene since the Chicago Fire.

# ? Jan 27, 2017 00:28

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I was going to say RIP Chicago Fire and Miami Fusion, but I guess the Fire are still a team?!?

# ? Jan 27, 2017 00:30

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

Timothy McVeigh's only mistake was not bombing Cowboys Stadium when they were playing the Patriots.

# ? Jan 27, 2017 00:57

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Schweinhund posted:

Timothy McVeigh's only mistake was not bombing Cowboys Stadium when they were playing the Patriots.

# ? Jan 27, 2017 01:34

The Merkinman: Apr 22, 2007; I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Oklahoma should ban anyone from New York or Michigan.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alright well, game day is tomorrow

# ? Feb 5, 2017 00:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Anyone else think there's gonna be a terrorist attack on the superbowl?

Because I do.

What's the Vegas over/under on that?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 00:44

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'm expecting false flag attacks to be the norm soon. I travel regularly so I'm playing roulette with my life by doing so.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:16

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The Bananana posted:

Alright well, game day is tomorrow

go falcons !!

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

So is Lady Gaga going to poo poo on a Trump effigy or what?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:27

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I sure do hope the New England Patriots get chopped and screwed in Houstontown.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:55

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

So is Lady Gaga going to poo poo on a Trump effigy or what?

god I can see trump's tweets tomorrow now

"Good luck to my friend Tom Brady! REAL Patriots won the 2016 election, they'll win the Super Bowl too. Proud!"

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:03

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

I hope the patriots win

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:04

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

falcons gonna win one for the true patriots of the USA

gently caress tom brady and his make america great again hat

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:05

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Falcons gonna win easy, I am from the future so you can believe me.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:03

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

About what time will the Lady Gaga concert start? I don't want to miss any good bits.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:50

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

tom brady, tomorrow: gg ez

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:54

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

tom brady, tomorrow: ;_;

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:06

Xtra Innings Lovin: Nov 11, 2016

OctoberBlues posted:

Falcons gonna win easy, I am from the future so you can believe me.

PM me powerball numbers pls. Tia

# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kickoff in two hours. Everyone got their snax and poo poo?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:37

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

The Oklahoma City Bombings are the hottest new team to hit the scene since the Chicago Fire.

I'm a fan of The Bowling Green Massacres

# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:41

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I'm a fan of The Bowling Green Massacres

Mods please rename this thread to reflect this non-tragedy, thanks

E: :laffo:

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Feb 5, 2017

# ? Feb 5, 2017 23:51

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# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:31

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oh hey the elder bushes are still alive

# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:33

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Code Jockey posted:

oh hey the elder bushes are still alive

Barely

# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Code Jockey posted:

oh hey the elder bushes are still alive

The sailor pushing Bush onto the field looked high as gently caress!

# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:40

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

It's finally over guys, the cowboys suck and the Patriots are the best.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:27

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

You loving people disgust me.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:29

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Suck it, another monster-of-the-week team slaughtered by football's protagonist.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:31

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Bernie would've won

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:34

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

500 bad things posted:

Bernie would've won

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:35

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Tonight was certainly a massacre.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

BURN THIS loving poo poo TO THE GROUND

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:40

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Mega64 posted:

BURN THIS loving poo poo TO THE GROUND

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:40

Nill: Aug 24, 2003

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mega64 posted:

BURN THIS loving poo poo TO THE GROUND

The Bananana fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Feb 6, 2017

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:45

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Mega64 posted:

BURN THIS loving poo poo TO THE GROUND

# ? Feb 6, 2017 05:05

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

sports teaches us many valuable lessons about life, such as "sometimes the cheater dirtbag who belongs in the trash comes from behind to win in overtime and cement his place in history among the greatest to ever play the game"

# ? Feb 6, 2017 08:08

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The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Mr. Brady is the best, and I want his dilz

# ? Feb 6, 2017 14:05

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