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dsf posted:A few nights ago i jerked off and there was blood in my semen. I think the worst part was that it didnt hurt at all i just wiped it up and saw the tissue was all bloody and made me feel queazy and i just kinda laid in my bed in the fetal position like "what the gently caress oh god why" but since then its been ok so i dont know wtf that was about. Have you considered going to a dick doc
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tiltposter posted:not only does having your foreskin cut sound painful, but so does loving with a circumcised cock. I send my cock into any dried out cavern set among ancient crags, no helmet, minimally equipped, like a skirmisher for the Taliban
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Feb 6, 2017 16:39
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What's the best kind of dick? It's the kind of dick I have. If your dick is different then it just got owned
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Feb 6, 2017 16:41
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Hammerite posted:What's the best kind of dick? It's the kind of dick I have. If your dick is different then it just got owned Personally i think having a normal dick is good, unlike the circumcised one I have. But that's just me
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Feb 6, 2017 16:43
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i put a joint into my peehole and smoke it
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Feb 6, 2017 16:51
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Putty posted:i put a joint into my peehole and smoke it Sound the alarms
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Feb 6, 2017 16:53
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I have my foreskin and I'm happy about that but I managed to break it later. I read in (probably) the doctor board here on SA that blood in your semen isn't that serious, it's blood in the urine that's a huge red flag.
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Feb 6, 2017 16:56
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ehh its not like kidneys are that important when it comes down to it
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Feb 6, 2017 17:07
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There is nothing more dirty than an uncircumcised penis. Those who have such a thing are unclean.
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Feb 6, 2017 17:11
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tenspott posted:There is nothing more dirty than an uncircumcised penis. Those who have such a thing are unclean. anyone requiring surgery to be able to keep their dick clean is an idiot
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Feb 6, 2017 17:15
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I'm uncut, don't really get the whole "its dirty" thing i just pinch the end when i piss so it fills up like a balloon and my piss cleans all the cheese out.
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Feb 6, 2017 17:15
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quick question for babies do they do it in a church? like its part of the baptism ceremony or something? legit curious
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Feb 6, 2017 17:16
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poverty goat posted:ehh its not like kidneys are that important when it comes down to it My gran has kidney problems and the doctor says she can't have potatos. She loves potatos.
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Feb 6, 2017 17:21
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Hammerite posted:Dick argument. Angry dick words. My dick is good and your dick is bad. dicks dicks dicks!!
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Feb 6, 2017 17:25
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I have a cool good weener that I like to put in my fiancee
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Feb 6, 2017 17:27
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tiltposter posted:quick question for babies do they do it in a church? like its part of the baptism ceremony or something? legit curious American medical agencies have made up all sorts of bullshit reasons to slice into babies.
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Feb 6, 2017 17:28
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Kullik posted:I'm uncut, don't really get the whole "its dirty" thing It's only dirty if you're a total fuckin garbage person. Like dude just run some water on it sometimes haha this is just something people came up to help them cope with their mutilated jew dicks. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 6, 2017 17:30
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tiltposter posted:anyone requiring surgery to be able to keep their dick clean is an idiot uncut dicks look like an aardvark trunk
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Feb 6, 2017 17:33
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Feb 6, 2017 17:40
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Does your dick look different from mine? Then try not to be too jealous of my dick (the good kind of dick)
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Feb 6, 2017 17:42
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TheSpamalope posted:It's only dirty if you're a total fuckin garbage person. Like dude just run some water on it sometimes haha this is just something people came up to help them cope with their mutilated jew dicks. Its okay i was lying about half of that my dick is clean as a whistle.
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Feb 6, 2017 17:44
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Talk about a man handling
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Feb 6, 2017 17:54
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Tonetta posted:Talk about a man handling That's a bit of a stretch
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My dick loving stinks
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It's okay, women are all about personality and money anyway 
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Wicker Man posted:It's okay, women are all about personality and money anyway It's true, ill gently caress just about any guy who is willing to buy me four figures worth of poo poo I don't need in a night
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Feb 6, 2017 19:04
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Tonetta posted:Tell us about your downstairs mixup I've got a mangina, and I've also got the Funk.
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Feb 6, 2017 19:41
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Tonetta posted:It's true, ill gently caress just about any guy who is willing to buy me four figures worth of poo poo I don't need in a night 
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Feb 6, 2017 19:58
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tiltposter posted:quick question for babies do they do it in a church? like its part of the baptism ceremony or something? legit curious Some fundie jews do it in a disgusting basement and then the guy that does it sucks off the baby (for real), the rest of America it's a checkbox at the hospital whether you're going to leave the slobber bib on Bobby's todger or not.
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Bust Rodd posted:But I'm American so LITERALLY every single woman I've ever asked says they prefer uncircumcised. I thought Americans were all about circumcised dicks? Or is my information just based on teenagers being stupid? fwiw I'm uncircumcised, have never had an issue about it. Sheep-Goats posted:the rest of America it's a checkbox at the hospital whether you're going to leave the slobber bib on Bobby's todger or not. also they assume you're doing it and you have to actually tell them 'no, don't cut his dick please' otherwise the default is a circumcision.
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Moridin920 posted:also they assume you're doing it and you have to actually tell them 'no, don't cut his dick please' otherwise the default is a circumcision. Maybe in the 80s in 2017 most places will ask if you're so cavalier about the birth of your child that you can't be bothered to fill in a form correctly.
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tiltposter posted:quick question for babies do they do it in a church? like its part of the baptism ceremony or something? legit curious Do you honestly think they mutilate baby dicks in church. If you're honestly asking it's done in the hospital after birth.
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Feb 6, 2017 20:40
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Sheep-Goats posted:Maybe in the 80s in 2017 most places will ask if you're so cavalier about the birth of your child that you can't be bothered to fill in a form correctly. It still happens although admittedly not very often. http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2010-09-16/health/fl-circumcision-lawsuit-20100916_1_male-circumcision-social-life-survey-hospital-room quote:The hospital later apologized in a prepared statement: "The baby's circumcision was an unfortunate mistake caused by a misread consent form. As soon as the error was discovered, the doctor and nurses let the family know what had occurred. We also immediately implemented new processes to ensure this mistake will not occur again. The procedure itself was performed following appropriate surgical guidelines and the baby didn't have any complications. Nevertheless, we're all deeply sorry that this happened.
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Not a checkbox poll?? Bigot.
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bradzilla posted:uncut dicks look like an aardvark trunk picture for me if you will the ugliest girl you've ever slept with then imagine that you were gay and went down on a dude and instead of seeing his dick you saw that same uggo would you still suck that dick? bradzilla posted:Do you honestly think they mutilate baby dicks in church. If you're honestly asking it's done in the hospital after birth. isn't it supposed to be a religious thing though? i know it started with the jews and christians stole it like everything else but yeah
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d/d 8" uncut indian discreet
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tiltposter posted:ever had a headache? Who are you asking
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Isaac posted:Who are you asking i dk i guess you since you quoted me
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tiltposter posted:i dk i guess you since you quoted me The answer is "Not until a few seconds ago!!"
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