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A pox as fallen on the lab. Two people have called in sick.
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Mustached Demon posted:A pox as fallen on the lab. Two people have called in sick. maybe you shouldn't have tampered in god's domain
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Mustached Demon posted:A pox as fallen on the lab. Two people have called in sick. Im the last one in the pharmacy to get sick. It feels like one of those aliens from Alien is trying to burst out of my chest every time I cough right now. I never should have bragged about never missing a day in 3 years. 
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Feb 7, 2017 04:02
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Furnaceface posted:Im the last one in the pharmacy to get sick. It feels like one of those aliens from Alien is trying to burst out of my chest every time I cough right now. I never should have bragged about never missing a day in 3 years. You done hosed up. Apparently flus bad this year.
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Feb 7, 2017 04:05
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God only smites the wicked I am sick constantly I blame minorities I mean minors My kids
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Feb 7, 2017 04:07
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I hail Satan after washing my hands. Will that help?
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Feb 7, 2017 04:06
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Mustached Demon posted:I hail Satan after washing my hands. Will that help? dry your hands op
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Furnaceface posted:Im the last one in the pharmacy to get sick. It feels like one of those aliens from Alien is trying to burst out of my chest every time I cough right now. I never should have bragged about never missing a day in 3 years. 
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Feb 7, 2017 04:13
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germs can hear you, they got real tempted by ur hubris ff
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Feb 7, 2017 04:14
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stone cold posted:germs can hear you, they got real tempted by ur hubris ff I have no doubts this is the case. I think I have a fever now too. Great. Great.
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Feb 7, 2017 04:24
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death is inevitable
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Feb 7, 2017 04:27
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Considering everything going on I think that makes me a winner.
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Feb 7, 2017 04:27
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I am currently wrapped up in my giant comforter in front of my computer with an earl grey tea to one side and a puke bucket to the other. Death is welcome, but will not come.
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Feb 7, 2017 04:32
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puke in a toilet, jfc
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Feb 7, 2017 04:34
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Feb 7, 2017 04:37
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stone cold posted:puke in a toilet, jfc The bucket is what you hold as you run to the bathroom and is in case you cant make it in time. What are you, new?
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Feb 7, 2017 04:37
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stone cold posted:puke in a toilet, jfc who brings a comforter into a bathroom
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Feb 7, 2017 04:41
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Furnaceface posted:The bucket is what you hold as you run to the bathroom and is in case you cant make it in time. What are you, new? hang out in your bathroom jfc, i have a bucket just for puke, this is extremely sanitary
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Feb 7, 2017 04:42
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Its a clean empty bucket. You clean it if you end up needing it. Are you allergic to cleaning?
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Feb 7, 2017 04:42
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it's fine when you're sick and you puke once and then feel better the bad times are when you're stuck in the bathroom for hours because your body won't stop dry heaving
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Feb 7, 2017 04:46
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Furnaceface posted:Its a clean empty bucket. Are you allergic to modern plumbing? Do you.....do you not clean your toilet? 
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Feb 7, 2017 04:54
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You should not drink so much to cause that op
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Ff lovingly strokes puke bucket "Yeah, some windex'll clean this sucker real nice"
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buckets have many uses, sc
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Feb 7, 2017 04:56
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Cease to Hope posted:buckets have many uses, sc somehow, i manage to puke in a toilet 
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Cease to Hope posted:buckets have many uses, sc 
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imagine this please sc, you are sick, you are very nauseas and you think you may vomit sometime in the near to medium term future due to your illness you feel a lot of fatigue and rather than laying on the cold tile of your bathroom floor, you prepare to fitfully sleep in your own bed now, you worry that the urge to vomit might come upon you so suddenly that you will not be able to get out of bed and stagger to your bathroom in time, so instead of projectile vomiting all over your bed spread and carpeting, you grab a plastic bucket and put it by your bedside in case the worse should come to pass
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:imagine this please sc, I sleep in my bathtub when I feel that sick the coldness feels incredibly soothing, and the hardness is good for my back
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stone cold posted:I sleep in my bathtub when I feel that sick perhaps you should stop living in the slavic hellhole
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corn in the bible posted:perhaps you should stop living in the slavic hellhole i live in a nice place
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i'm sure that every physicians first bit of advice for a patient with a severe flu is to sleep in a cold damp place
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i'm sure that every physicians first bit of advice for a patient with a severe flu is to sleep in a cold damp place no, their first bit of advice is to effusively vomit into a bucket that you leave warming by your bedside
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Feb 7, 2017 05:10
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i'm sure that every physicians first bit of advice for a patient with a severe flu is to sleep in a cold damp place starve a cold, freeze an influenza
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Feb 7, 2017 05:12
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I haven't had a legit flu since I was 7 but that poo poo was intense I had crazy fever dreams and weird Alice-in-wonderland syndrome poo poo that made everything seem small and far away My brother caught it from me and later started screaming about seeing germs on his hands
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Feb 7, 2017 05:20
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:it's fine when you're sick and you puke once and then feel better one time i had some sort of stomach bug and i was up all night retching and trying to stay hydrated and maybe eat a little jello
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