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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


i hope this is like one of those old nickelodeon shows, and bernie presses a button and slime gets dumped on cruz the slime man but it's actually not just slime it's also maple syrup. And then they release DeVos's grizzly bears and bernie pushes devos into the slime/syrup/bear pit along with cruz

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This dude is evil

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Ted Cruz trying to be empathetic.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

SyRauk posted:

Ted Cruz trying to be empathetic.

serial killers gotta pretend to be human

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
Oh you have Cancer? well ya look great! oh wait that's not what I meant lol
my mom had cancer

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha youre a fuckin liar ted cruz

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
ted cruz's compassionate voice is my super soldier rage activation code

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


This woman is me right now.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Get ur fuckin hands outta ur pockets

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bernie: I'm gonna take care of you because black lives matter *punched Ted*

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
We are going OFF PODIUM, GENTLEMEN!

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i bet ted cruz's slime contains anti-cancer proteins

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Al! posted:

beginnin gto think all canadians are terrible except for grimes ofc

hey there's that one canadian who listens to right-wing radio so we don't have to

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

haha bernie sees right through cruz's bs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
oh god ted cruz's voice

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
sanders is letting cruz get away with murder here

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

SyRauk posted:

We are going OFF PODIUM, GENTLEMEN!

What's even the point of podiums! We're just going to walk off the stage.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

you're a good parasite, you wear that skin well senator cruz

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
im gay for bernie sanders

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I can't watch this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bernie says cancer and cancel pretty much the same

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
im so glad he isn't president

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Ted Crooze.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

bernie restraining his finger

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bernie's hands are outta control!!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

bernie says cancer and cancel pretty much the same

Cancer has been canceled forever, goodbye!

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:

im so glad he isn't president

whoa pro-trump statement :eyepop:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



Ted crews (are needed to clean up the the ooze)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
lol at the GOP complaining that the Dems are raising healthcare rates

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

how do they put cruz in a suit such that he doesnt ooze out of his pants bottoms all over the floor

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

why isn't there a way to watch this without youtube comments streaming in on the side

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
cruzin for an oozin

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

loquacius posted:

whoa pro-trump statement :eyepop:

ted cruz sucks so loving much

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

Cancer has been canceled forever, goodbye!

its another bernie sanders miracle!!!!!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

loquacius posted:

why isn't there a way to watch this without youtube comments streaming in on the side

http://go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn%3Fsr

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

loquacius posted:

why isn't there a way to watch this without youtube comments streaming in on the side

there is a hide chat function :milk:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
im literally angry that he leaves a couple of miles from me and I might run into him around town

Kraps
Sep 9, 2011

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

loquacius posted:

why isn't there a way to watch this without youtube comments streaming in on the side

pres butan

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

loquacius posted:

why isn't there a way to watch this without youtube comments streaming in on the side

you can scroll down and close it lol

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