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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I have to mute it when cruz talks, let me know if he says anything worth hearing

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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Going to pretend this is the debate for Election II: The Do-Over.

Mmmmmm, feels good.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

nice self own, cruz

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
tbh bernie looks like he has to piss

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Did Cruz just disqualify himself for the next election?

Cirofren
Jun 13, 2005


Pillbug
I wish this was an election debate so that tomorrow I could read a long form think piece on them shuffling to and fro the podium.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

lmao ted brought an 8.5 x 11 printout

"As you can see, Obamacare extra sucks in these Republican counties where its implementation was hosed with"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

throw eggs in his face bernie

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I closed the tab in disgust, reopened it just to be sure, and the first thing I heard was "Now, Bernie likes talking about a public option -- that's another way of saying government control of your healthcare--" and I had to stop again, it's just so much meaningless bullshit argh

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

canada... socialism... BERLIN WALL COMMMUNISM MACHINE GUNS STALIN DEATH

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
lol, I would be happy to daytrip over to Canada for free healthcare but I don't think that's really an option, Ted.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Does Cruz not know that medical tourism exists?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

How is Cruz getting "hospital quality" and "who pays for your healthcare" mixed up rgh

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
Kill the poor, imo
-Ted Cruz

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The Republican obsession with "choice".

I wish Bernie could undercut this and frame it as "Those that are able to pay and those that can't".

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Those people who are medical tourisming are rich, Ted.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

wrap it up, props are out

u lost automatically

bernie is going to take a tiny suitcase from behind his podium, put on a tiny fedora, tuck a tiny umbrella under his armpt, and slink off the stage in embarassment

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'd like to apologize to Sir Tonk, I talked poo poo earlier but this is really reminding me how much I loving hate Ted Cruz

I forgot

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
"You say wasteful, I say exercising free choice!"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

loquacius posted:

I'd like to apologize to Sir Tonk, I talked poo poo earlier but this is really reminding me how much I loving hate Ted Cruz

I forgot

how could you forget lmao

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

canadian hospitals are so overwhelmed they turned away the dead

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Hows bernie doin

Kudaros
Jun 23, 2006
I like how anecdotes are facts

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

loquacius posted:

I'd like to apologize to Sir Tonk, I talked poo poo earlier but this is really reminding me how much I loving hate Ted Cruz

I forgot

its ok trump has changed our collective perception

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
This is the good poo poo bern good job

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Confounding Factor posted:

The Republican obsession with "choice".

I wish Bernie could undercut this and frame it as "Those that are able to pay and those that can't".

he kind of did this with the concept of rationing

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Hows bernie doin

He's the voice of reason while Ted throws up bullshit in his grating voice

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Bernie drop a "lyin' Ted" yet?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Kudaros posted:

I like how anecdotes are facts

Hey did you know nothing horrific ever happens in America when it comes to health care?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
bernie knows that no war but class war ftw

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Craptacular! posted:

Going to pretend this is the debate for Election II: The Do-Over.

Mmmmmm, feels good.

Trump is your president.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

my heart stopped and i waited 2 months before going to the hospital

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fullhouse posted:

he kind of did this with the concept of rationing

Yeah but now I'm more satisfied with what he said at the end there.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Relevant Tangent posted:

Everyone likes Yinlock tho?

i assure you this isn't true but thank you nonetheless

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Calibanibal posted:

my heart stopped and i waited 2 months before going to the hospital

congrats ur american

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

The Human Crouton posted:

Trump is your president.

owned

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

this debate is alright but it would be a lot better if donald trump were in it

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

my heart stopped and i waited 2 months before going to the hospital

i know a dude who had testicular torsion and didn't go to the hospital for a day because he figured he could sleep it off and now he nuts dont work

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Calibanibal posted:

my heart stopped and i waited 2 months before going to the hospital

nice

liberal terrorist pussies would call an ambulance lol

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i love bein able to choose death or debt
i love bein american

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