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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



listen the republicans should just admit their health insurance replacement plan is actually just a wikipedia link to the prisoner's dilemma

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Concerned Citizen posted:

"a lot of young people supported my campaign" -a liar, ted cruz

http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-maintains-solid-hold-on-youth-that-already-loo-36778

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Sir Tonk posted:

Keith Ellison should run against Trump for maximum trump meltdown

If there's anything america needs right now, it's a bonafide revolutionary Black Muslim Socialist becoming president.

HailHorrorHail
Jun 9, 2015


This guy is pitting bad but I don't blame considering he has to ask a question to known serial killer Ted Cruz

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

senator cruz, we'd all be dying without obamacare

cruz: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

senator sanders i can't hire more people without giving them all healthcare

sanders: give them healthcare

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

don't forget giving it all to a military that cannot actually spend it fast enough

well ya that goes without saying pretty much on the whole prioritizing the budget thing~ :hai:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

this hipster looks like he was eating my poopy butthole and the poop got stuck in his moustache and dripped down his beard staining the grey hair to brown

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:

r u ted cruz

im just sayin that guy was irresponsible havin a sick baby
he shoulda thought about that

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there's a reason why there's a lot of hurdles for a drug to clear in order to be considered fit for human usage:

people could loving die from a drug that doesn't work right, cruz, you loving slime.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

don't forget giving it all to a military that cannot actually spend it fast enough
nah they're actually underfunded as heck

you know where all that bonus money goes? MIC execs.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fidel Castronaut posted:

ted, you wish all the queers would have died of aids, which was a punishment from god, you piece of poo poo.

excuse me but he prayed really hard to ward off storms, and the storms ended, qed

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Al-Saqr posted:

If there's anything america needs right now, it's a bonafide revolutionary Black Muslim Socialist becoming president.

:yeah:

Kudaros
Jun 23, 2006
Person: What about my daughter's extraordinarily expensive prescriptions?

Serial killer: Hey have you seen this movie?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Concerned Citizen posted:

this is extremely frustrating. i feel like cruz is peddling extreme distortions about what the aca is and offering extreme solutions, and sanders isn't doing a great job at explaining it. i mean what cruz is offering is straight up snake oil, but right now he looks like a guy offering a civil alternative

the ACA is like treating your cancer with painkillers

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Just cure cancer. Problem solved! Duh.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

kaleedity posted:

listen the republicans should just admit their health insurance replacement plan is actually just a wikipedia link to the prisoner's dilemma

lol its true

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

AIDS lol. let me gut the fda

im ted cruz, famous lawyer and politician

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Just cure cancer. Problem solved! Duh.

heart decease

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Al-Saqr posted:

lol yes there is a shitload of money hanging in the top 1% them giving up just a teeny percent of that insane wealth towards healthcare would finance a single person system for decades.

Like, I dont think you understand just how much money those guys have.

The 8 richest men in the world have as much wealth as the bottom 50% of all humans in the world.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
The FDA won't let us cure cancer :qq:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

kaleedity posted:

listen the republicans should just admit their health insurance replacement plan is actually just a wikipedia link to the prisoner's dilemma

ted gnawed off the "ally" button

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
like how the gently caress does he invoke dallas buyer's club, a movie which strongly features a trans character in a sympathetic portrayal as a "good movie"? nevermind, i just got it. he's never seen the movie but knows what it's about, vaguely.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Just cure cancer. Problem solved! Duh.

Pharmabro Lobbyist Bystander: No wait.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's like how railroad workers say that safety regulations are written in blood: some dumb fucker saw that the rules said they couldn't do something, they did that something, and people loving died from it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

jfc these tangents

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
TWO THINGS

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ted crus wants to gently caress incapacitated children

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

im ted cruz and i brought a bunch of papers to this debate

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

a drug called dom perignon

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i did not know that dom perignon had medicinal properties

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im ted cruz and will never answer a question ever

also barf

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lol at defending fucken billionaires

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

bump_fn posted:

ted crus wants to gently caress incapacitated children
nah that's more a mcconnell joint

the zodiac killer wants to eat them.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


bernie: DROPS GIANT FUCKIN TRUTH BOMBS
cruz: b-b-but bernie

shut up ted

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Did cruz say that kids prescription was Dom Perignon?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Holy poo poo Teds really squirming with his slime to try and escape Bernies grasp.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ted cruz lives to suck billionaire dicks lol

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



anime was right posted:

i actually think if ellison sharpened up his speaking he'd do a loving ace job on the presidential trail

he would lose because he is muslim and this country is full of shitbag morons

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
http://www.strawpoll.me/12292906/r Be sure to vote for Freeshit and make /pol/ mad.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im bored when do i get to see bernie's dick

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