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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

This is the OSHA thread after all:

Always wear proper PPE around chemicals. Some jackass could have hosed up the maths and made a 10M NaOH solution instead of 2M.

Then there's our friend HF that doesn't appear damaging at exposure....

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ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Sagebrush posted:

*water bomber. Fire bombing is something else.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

JoelJoel posted:

I guess it's worth losing a ton of institutional knowledge, a bunch of customers, and pissing off a bunch of very specialised tradesmen.

As, good old business logic, "These people with decades of experience can be easily replaced with a kid right out of uni with no negative effects."

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Remember: when putting out a fire, you should always THSHGFECL!

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Volcott posted:

I think they were decontaminating people going into clean rooms or something and when they called a grandpa doctor he called them all idiots and said if they were lucky no one would go blind.

That's what they were supposed to be for. But someone said "hey these look cool!" and used them as film props.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Meant to say "I think they were for," referring to their original use. My mistake.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


zedprime posted:

You can get some pretty good instant sunburns from a mineral acid in the 5-20 wt% range. Somewhere around 20-80% mineral acids get peculiarly shy and will still burn the gently caress out of you eventually if you find yourself getting splashed or thrown into a vat but at that point its basically drying you out to get the water it needs to get its protons interested in moving somewhere else. About 95%+ is when it turns into movie acid.

Caustics are both scary and maybe more understandable because their corrosion rate very simply goes up through its water soluble range.

e. Youtube plays with acid so you don't have to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeVZQoJ5FdE&t=8s

this was a super cool video, thanks for posting it. i use these in my lab and always worry a shitload about it

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Improbable Lobster posted:

I think that was one of the Blade films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2_S3us8O4&t=20s
they really set the mood though this subway or whatever looks totally like a vampire rave. Last time this came up someone said everyone cried away their eyeball skins overnight and were feeling it in the morning.

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!

zegermans posted:

What, 2M NaOH is nothing, you can get 50% on your fingers and be fine if you rinse right away. The only thing in a normal lab that insta burns like the movies is concentrated sulphuric.

I had my witty remark all made up until I noticed you said 'in a normal lab' and stopped myself before I looked too loving retarded.

My input was going to be that the only thing I've seen burn like in the movies is pure powdered lime. You add a little water and heat that bitch up just a tiny bit, and it weel peel flesh from your body with ease. It's not as reactive as the scene in 'Fight Club' would have you believe, but you WILL have blisters that size within 3 to 4 minutes.

I used to work for a pluming company and one of our clients was a lime manufacturing plant. Sure, if you were covered in sweat and got some on you, it would give you the equivalent of a bad sunburn. And that's all I saw it as was a mild annoyance. That is unit I stepped in a hot, wet pile of the poo poo straight out of the furnace. It got in one of my work boots, and I sank when I stepped in it so I put one hand out to stop me from meeting the ground with my face. Within a couple minutes the blisters on the back of my heel and on my palm/back of hand were the size of silver dollars. That was 8 years ago and when you run a finger over the area, you can still tell I am minus some flesh in those spots.

That place was literally hell on earth. Plus it was located in Gary, IN which, if you know anything about the midwest, is just about as bad as it gets ghetto-wise.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Krinkle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2_S3us8O4&t=20s
they really set the mood though this subway or whatever looks totally like a vampire rave. Last time this came up someone said everyone cried away their eyeball skins overnight and were feeling it in the morning.

The way it was told to me second hand (someone who was told the story by the director) was that their eyes started burning near the end of the day and they thought it was a gas leak or radon or mould, etc. The two medical crew members were western and couldn't figure out what was going on. Eventually a local Czech doctor showed up and basically said "you dipshits, do you have any idea what these are? Go home and we'll see if any of you have permanent vision loss in the morning".

No one had permanent damage but it was a very OSHA moment.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

If you want a harmless looking liquid that will burn the gently caress out of organic material in nothing flat, you want piranha solution.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

I opened a tube of 2M NaOH wearing gloves, not realizing some had dried on the top of the tube. The solid NaOH landed on the edge of my glove next to my wrist without me noticing. I used my wrist to push my glasses up my nose, rubbing the solid NaOH directly on the skin under my eye. It left a pretty nice but small burn.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gorilla Salad posted:

As, good old business logic, "These people with decades of experience can be easily replaced with a kid right out of uni with no negative effects."

Almost as good as, "We've openned up 4 offices in the Phillipines, you're all fired!"

Without any notice.

gently caress Corporations.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Turtlicious posted:

Almost as good as, "We've openned up 4 offices in the Phillipines, you're all fired!"

Without any notice.

gently caress Corporations.

*2 weeks later*

Uhh.... uhh, can some of you come back! PLEASE! There may have been some unforeseen hiccups with outsourcing to a country of quasi-skilled workers unfamiliar with north american business practices. Once we've stopped the workers from trying to steal customer identities, and gotten that amphetamine lab out of the third floor, we should be good. Until then though, some of you please come back. We'll pay you almost (read: nowhere near) the same as before. Really? No ones interested? Huh....

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

My personal favourite is our safety guy getting emails from our (America) corporate overlords once a month demanding piss tests from every field employee. To which he responds with a polite, "sorry, no, that's loving illegal up here, tty next month". Think that went on for about a year after we were acquired.

And lol if they think anyone in construction in Canada isn't lighting the gently caress up after work.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

xergm posted:

General Bullshit > OSHA: Lactose intolerance leads to gassy diarrhea

I used to live in the dorms on the "International Floor" back in the 90's. The Malaysians used to freak out about milk. They considered it a dessert drink. Meanwhile, my mother drinks a quarter gallon a day and she's in her 70's. My Great Grandmother drank a gallon a week plus a full tub of sour cream. She died at 95.

Everyone is different. My dad is allergic to cows milk but not to lactose. Goat milk, etc. is just fine. I think I might be acquiring a lactose intolerance myself. It could just be that I drank a full quart of Kefir though and it didn't sit right.

For content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKLCOh_CN3s

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What's the English-language mnemonic for water first, acid second?

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Don't be a fool,
do what you ought ta'
always add
acid to water

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
H2O's before HO's.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Do as you oughta: acid to watta.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I've found that you only need to do it once the wrong way and you'll never forget again.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jabor posted:

Don't be a fool,
do what you ought ta'
always add
acid to water

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

H2O's before HO's.

Weembles posted:

Do as you oughta: acid to watta.

Too long, terrible, good. Thanks.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

*2 weeks later*

Uhh.... uhh, can some of you come back! PLEASE! There may have been some unforeseen hiccups with outsourcing to a country of quasi-skilled workers unfamiliar with north american business practices. Once we've stopped the workers from trying to steal customer identities, and gotten that amphetamine lab out of the third floor, we should be good. Until then though, some of you please come back. We'll pay you almost (read: nowhere near) the same as before. Really? No ones interested? Huh....
My company has an office in Makati and they are all very highly skilled. I work with filipino coworkers all the time. I work for one of the largest software companies in the world and we have offices everywhere, and our manilla guys are equally important and competent.

What is your basis for this opinion?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

When attempting to utilize foreign workforces cost reduction is a bad driver and corner cutting's a bad implementation method. Bad management and bad workers exist everywhere.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

SLOSifl posted:

My company has an office in Makati and they are all very highly skilled. I work with filipino coworkers all the time. I work for one of the largest software companies in the world and we have offices everywhere, and our manilla guys are equally important and competent.

What is your basis for this opinion?

Does your company hire your Manilla guys on the basis of their competence and pay them a commensurate wage?

Or does it hire the cheapest people it can that barely scrape though the hiring process and expect a 30% annual staffing turnover?

It''s nothing to do with the nationality of the employees and everything to do with the companies that hire them.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
It is, however, nothing to do with identity theft and meth labs.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

spog posted:

Does your company hire your Manilla guys on the basis of their competence and pay them a commensurate wage?

Or does it hire the cheapest people it can that barely scrape though the hiring process and expect a 30% annual staffing turnover?

It''s nothing to do with the nationality of the employees and everything to do with the companies that hire them.

My company fired people for being late/absent at our manila office.
Zero tolerance.
Even during floods apparently.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Right, it's about bad management - unpreparedness or inflexibility. It's not because people in whichever country can't work like true americans and are "quasi-skilled", but because people who run companies can make bad decisions with questionable motivation anywhere.

The point itself may be valid but using it to question foreign workers' unfamiliarity with "north american business practices" and inferring meth labs are not actually a north american problem is sort of loving retarded.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Jabor posted:

Don't be a fool,
do what you ought ta'
always add
acid to water

We even have that in German:

"Niemals Wasser zu der Saeure, sonst geschieht das Ungeheure."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Duzzy Funlop posted:

We even have that in German:

"Niemals Wasser zu der Saeure, sonst geschieht das Ungeheure."

The really big problem with that as a mnemonic is that it's really easy to forget the first word and then you start guessing like "oh immer fits".

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

fist4jesus posted:

My company fired people for being late/absent at our manila office.
Zero tolerance.
Even during floods apparently.

Phillippine labor law doesn't allow for dismissals without a 3 month PiP first

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

Efexeye posted:

Phillippine labor law doesn't allow for dismissals without a 3 month PiP first

Dunno. Could have been casuals? Contract staff? On trial? On warning already or some poo poo.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

fist4jesus posted:

Dunno. Could have been casuals? Contract staff? On trial? On warning already or some poo poo.

the filipinos i work with are not that bright but are super eager to please and have crazy work ethics. last time there was a horrible tsunami or whatever and their internet in the office (and lights, and water, and everything else) went out they all took their laptops to McDonald's and kept working

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Efexeye posted:

the filipinos i work with are not that bright but are super eager to please and have crazy work ethics. last time there was a horrible tsunami or whatever and their internet in the office (and lights, and water, and everything else) went out they all took their laptops to McDonald's and kept working
That doesn't sound like western business practices at all, this.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Compounded by the fact that it's a 30 - 40 year old airplane. The DC-10 was around when my parents were children. The STOPPED making them when I was 2. That was almost 30 years ago.

Aren't most firefighting aircraft donated, out of maintenance, 40+ year old pieces of poo poo?

There's a reason firefighting C-130s eventually snap a wing spar and go in.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

Efexeye posted:

the filipinos i work with are not that bright but are super eager to please and have crazy work ethics. last time there was a horrible tsunami or whatever and their internet in the office (and lights, and water, and everything else) went out they all took their laptops to McDonald's and kept working

Are you paying yours about 4$ a hour?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Jerry Cotton posted:

The really big problem with that as a mnemonic is that it's really easy to forget the first word and then you start guessing like "oh immer fits".

If someone accidentally subs in "Immer" instead of "Niemals", and that sentence still makes perfect sense to them, they probably should pour water into acid.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Engineers Assess Spillway Problem at Oroville Dam

An extensive section of concrete on the spillway, which is used to manage the level of Lake Oroville, has peeled away or collapsed.

At the time the problem was spotted at midday Tuesday, water managers were in the process of ramping up the volume of water being dumped down the spillway into the Feather River. That was necessary to make room for high flows coming into the reservoir, the state’s second largest, from a series of storms that have dumped very heavy rain over the Feather River watershed.

Releases were reduced from about 60,000 cubic feet per second to just 5,000 CFS — the amount being routed through the dam’s hydroelectric generating facility.

The immediate result of curtailing the releases while huge amounts of runoff stream into the reservoir has been a very rapid rise in the lake’s level. In the 20 hours after releases were reduced at midday Tuesday, Lake Oroville has risen 10 feet and added 150,000 acre-feet.

If current release and flow rates persisted — and that’s not a sure thing by any means — the reservoir would reach its 3.5 million acre-foot capacity in the next three or four days.

If that happens, Thomas said, the dam’s emergency spillway — which has not been used since the dam was finished in the late 1960s — would channel floodwaters down a hillside into the river.

https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2017/02/07/engineers-assess-spillway-problem-at-oroville-dam/

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Weembles posted:

Do as you oughta: acid to watta.

My chem classroom had a big picture of a cute otter with "Do as you otter, add acid to water". 30 years later I can barely remember what h2o represents, but I still remember that poster clearly. Working as intended, science guy.

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

fist4jesus posted:

Are you paying yours about 4$ a hour?

I think the top guy makes about $1200 USD a month and he's extremely happy to get it. They also get 13 months of pay for working 12, and have about 60 national holidays

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