Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Jastiger posted:

Still think those guys in the police station are in the right

The police?

:agreed:

# ? Feb 8, 2017 05:30

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Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Nah the guys with the ski mask

# ? Feb 8, 2017 05:34

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

Nuebot posted:

Here's more it's a very fun thing to do in all the games.

I don't understand enough about the game. Who was the person dressing up as and why did that make everyone ignore them and not even test-hit them ?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 06:01

Barry Bluejorts: Jun 30, 2013; Now please touch your finger to the tip of your nose.; Pillbug

Jastiger posted:

Nah the guys with the ski mask

It's coming from inside the thread again. :laffo:

# ? Feb 8, 2017 06:06

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

Baronjutter posted:

I don't understand enough about the game. Who was the person dressing up as and why did that make everyone ignore them and not even test-hit them ?

The person killed the enemy that normally stands there, then dressed up as the enemy and stood in exactly the same place. Since enemies don't attack invaders and invaders can't attack enemies, the invaders don't look twice.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 06:09

Yeet: Nov 18, 2005; - WE.IGE -

Judge does pretty well dealing with a douchebag sovereign citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSd-E3Hb3Y

I don't know if I'd have the patience for that.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 06:15

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Yeet posted:

Judge does pretty well dealing with a douchebag sovereign citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSd-E3Hb3Y

I don't know if I'd have the patience for that.

Not every day you get someone straight up reciting magic words in a court room.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 07:03

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Somfin posted:

Not every day you get someone straight up reciting magic words in a court room.

I love it, because these incredibly dumb people have to tee off in court against someone that not only has all the power, but is also smart enough to prove why they deserve to have it over these morons.

I can watch sovcits get owned all day and night.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 07:38

Baba Yaga Fanboy: May 18, 2011

Yeet posted:

Judge does pretty well dealing with a douchebag sovereign citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSd-E3Hb3Y

I don't know if I'd have the patience for that.

Yeah, that judge handled that guy very respectfully, very tastefully. I'm baffled as to what the Sovcit thought he was going to accomplish with his fancy Word Magic. Maybe divorce himself from the "person" who had the charges against him so that the "Settler, Agent, and Individual" could walk away free?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 08:28

Nuebot: Feb 18, 2013; The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Baronjutter posted:

I don't understand enough about the game. Who was the person dressing up as and why did that make everyone ignore them and not even test-hit them ?

A lot of enemies in Dark Souls drop their own armor and weapons when you kill them. Some, like the knight enemies in that area, cover you from head to toe so you look like them when you wear it. Enemies don't attack invading players who try to kill you so they just ignore enemies. The dude in the video just put on a set of enemy armor and pretended to be one of them to gently caress with invaders.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 08:34

Tarantula: Nov 4, 2009; No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Easily the best Dark souls troll. Don't mess with THE WALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

# ? Feb 8, 2017 09:19

Yeet: Nov 18, 2005; - WE.IGE -

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

Yeah, that judge handled that guy very respectfully, very tastefully. I'm baffled as to what the Sovcit thought he was going to accomplish with his fancy Word Magic. Maybe divorce himself from the "person" who had the charges against him so that the "Settler, Agent, and Individual" could walk away free?

He'd probably think "well I called this guy sir a thousand times that means I'm respectful and deserving of hearing me out let me be overly verbose"

# ? Feb 8, 2017 09:36

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Yeet posted:

He'd probably think "well I called this guy sir a thousand times that means I'm respectful and deserving of hearing me out let me be overly verbose"

IF, THEN, ELSE seems to be their thought process.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 10:02

Hearsay: Mar 16, 2012

Jastiger posted:

Nah the guys with the ski mask

Which is the bigger turn on? Sustained low effort, low yield trolling or Heat cosplay.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-07/queensland-cop-ben-dyball-loses-bid-to-keep-gun-licence/8247366

# ? Feb 8, 2017 10:41

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Yeet posted:

Judge does pretty well dealing with a douchebag sovereign citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSd-E3Hb3Y

I don't know if I'd have the patience for that.

I've seen this video before but somehow missed the ending bit. They went to his home and tacked a made-up judgement awarding them 100 million on the door.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when they came up with that plan. You couldn't write this stuff.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 10:46

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvoJju4B11s

# ? Feb 8, 2017 11:33

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Jose posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvoJju4B11s

The biggest upset was putting McInnis against Cooper.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 11:43

ultrabindu: Jan 28, 2009

Hearsay posted:

Which is the bigger turn on? Sustained low effort, low yield trolling or Heat cosplay.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-07/queensland-cop-ben-dyball-loses-bid-to-keep-gun-licence/8247366

lol holy poo poo

# ? Feb 8, 2017 12:04

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

Tarantula posted:

Easily the best Dark souls troll. Don't mess with THE WALL.

Easily?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 12:19

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

watch til the end

https://i.imgur.com/LP2ouxu.mp4

# ? Feb 8, 2017 12:53

MiddleOne: Feb 17, 2011

Jose posted:

watch til the end

https://i.imgur.com/LP2ouxu.mp4

# ? Feb 8, 2017 12:58

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

That kind of looks like Ho Chi Minh city, I think they have taxis like that. Which is lucky, because if it was somewhere like Brazil the taxi driver would have just shot it to "put it out of its misery" on the way past, without coming to a complete stop.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 13:00

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Memento posted:

That kind of looks like Ho Chi Minh city, I think they have taxis like that. Which is lucky, because if it was somewhere like Brazil the taxi driver would have just shot it to "put it out of its misery" on the way past, without coming to a complete stop.

It's Thailand and the dogs there enjoy a pretty free life.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 13:29

RNG: Jul 9, 2009

Some double-decker schadenfreude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Z4LQO6B58

A guy takes a hostage and shoots a cop and mouths off to the judge during sentencing. It goes over as well as you'd think.

Then the judge is voted out of office and is now charged with DUI.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 15:00

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

The schadenfreude is on America
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/829182411045011456

# ? Feb 8, 2017 15:02

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

legit douche chills

# ? Feb 8, 2017 15:04

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/axe-wielding-killer-clown-who-12575495

quote:

An axe-wielding teenager who donned a �killer clown� mask has been locked up for six months for scaring a pregnant woman in a �Halloween prank�.

Michael March, 18, was inspired by the craze which swept the nation after he himself was chased by pranksters in Gateshead. Wearing a mask and armed with a foot-long metal axe, the teen terrified a couple walking past by banging the weapon several times on the ground the night before Halloween. The woman, who was 22 weeks pregnant at the time, was so scared she hurled a brick at him in self defence.

March was sentenced at Newcastle Crown Court on Wednesday having pleaded guilty to possession of a bladed article.

Recorder Jamie Hill said: �In your immature mind you were carrying out some kind of Halloween prank which bizarrely seems to have come about after you yourself were chased by people dressed in a similar way. Carrying a real axe in public and threatening people in the street goes well beyond anything that�s acceptable at Halloween or any time of year. I do accept you didn�t intend to hurt anyone but going out into the street with an axe is downright dangerous.�

It was on October 30 last year, when March, then 17, banged the axe on the ground in front of the couple on Sea Road in South Shields. Police received a report of the incident shortly after 9pm, and used CCTV evidence to track the teenager down along with another youth to a nearby pub car park. March was found with the axe, and a clown mask was discovered following a search of his backpack. The court heard the first words March told police officers at the scene were �I was not going to hurt anyone�.

Vic Laffey, mitigating, described the incident as a �Halloween prank which had gone horribly wrong�, and March accepted his actions were �foolish and reckless�.
He added: �He committed the offence at the time the �killer clown� craze was at its height, which has disappeared as quickly as it appeared thankfully. Ultimately, he should not go to jail.�

But Mr Recorder Hill said the seriousness of the offence meant he was forced to issue a custodial sentence. March, of Hopedene, Leam Lane Estate, Gateshead, was handed a six-month sentence to be served at a young offenders institution.

i am disappointed that he didn't use the phrase 'it's a prank!'

# ? Feb 8, 2017 16:02

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Nice that she threw a brick at the little poo poo.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 16:44

xjohnson: Sep 7, 2006; Johnson?; Young Orc

what's the difference between an axe and something that looks exactly like an axe?

if it were actually made of foam would this be a thing?

fake edit: I meant minecraft axe guys, calm down.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:30

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

Yeet posted:

Judge does pretty well dealing with a douchebag sovereign citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSd-E3Hb3Y

I don't know if I'd have the patience for that.

"..I choose to recognize my own oath, yes."

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:30

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

xjohnson posted:

what's the difference between an axe and something that looks exactly like an axe?

if it were actually made of foam would this be a thing?

If you "prank" someone by "attacking" him with a fake axe, that's still assault.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 18:35

AzureSkys: Apr 27, 2003

It's fine if you paint the tip of the axe orange. Then everyone knows it's a toy!

# ? Feb 8, 2017 19:24

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Oh no, I'm all out of orange.

Hmmm...red is pretty close.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:58

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

http://abc7.com/business/new-burbank-ikea-draws-large-crowd-at-grand-opening/1743767/

A new Ikea in Burbank, CA is opening, and people started waiting in line at noon on Tuesday for the opening, as Ikea was giving away furniture to the first dozen or so in line.

There was some sort of argument / disturbance at the front of the line, so Ikea changed it from a giveaway to a raffle. The linked article doesn't report that, but it was discussed on the ABC7 tv news program at about noon pacific time.

:lol: