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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Paul Zuvella posted:

LaMelo Ball (Lonzo Ball's younger brother) scored 92 points in a high school game.

Same kid that was originally made famous by this legendary move

https://youtu.be/PCM5qxwBorw

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paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Jah, you really score well in the post. You're a rare offensive talent and you're still so young. The way you can palm that ball! You're going to make some lucky team out there so happy. I've really enjoyed our time together. #stillsingletho

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Chairchucker posted:

In my head canon he is actually just a really good friend and has no intentions beyond that.

He takes his bro's horseback riding too. He really likes horses and understands people need some guidance.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Lockback posted:

He takes his bro's horseback riding too. He really likes horses and understands people need some guidance.

Motherfucker needs some guidance on how to dress like an adult.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Redgrendel2001 posted:

Motherfucker needs some guidance on how to dress like an adult.

His mother should've given him some clothing tips instead of having sex with him, oh well, parenting is hard.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Time posted:

Same kid that was originally made famous by this legendary move

https://youtu.be/PCM5qxwBorw

loving lol, that poor little white kid is terrified of guarding him.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

straight up brolic posted:

apropros of nothing, the replies on this tweet have given me life

https://twitter.com/ImNotaPlayerTho/status/829161462522331137

showed this to my coworker who said a guy he knows wanted to make it clear to a girl the trip they were on wasn't a date and gave her an invoice at the end of it. that's what this goon should do now that it's clear it's a friend date, itemize that poo poo

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

mastershakeman posted:

showed this to my coworker who said a guy he knows wanted to make it clear to a girl the trip they were on wasn't a date and gave her an invoice at the end of it. that's what this goon should do now that it's clear it's a friend date, itemize that poo poo

Is it tax-deductible?

Andrevian
Mar 2, 2010

pubic works project posted:

Is it tax-deductible?

Still counts as a personal expense, so absolutely not.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Andrevian posted:

Still counts as a personal expense, so absolutely not.

IRS-account spotted.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Has Jah been traded yet?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Andrevian posted:

Still counts as a personal expense, so absolutely not.

Client development ?

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Community outreach.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4

e: light years ahead.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
What if the girl is a registered 501c3 charity case?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lmao I was just coming here to post that.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


WhyteRyce posted:

Back in the old days you could buy a home despite having a blue collar job. Why should they be forced to move from their modest home because tech bros ruin things.

Yeah it's easy to forget that pre 1980s, you didn't need a mortgage for twice the real value of the house to own a home, people regularly saved the majority or entire cost of their homes while working as unionized industrial workers or other working class jobs. The modern all credit, no savings, no wage increase model of funding life is pretty new.


Play the game and take your beating like a man, smh running the clock out so the box score is less embarrassing to you.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You could buy a house on one income but people still needed mortgages.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


LaMelo Ball is the greatest basketball name of all time.

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Feb 8, 2017

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

so the Ball brothers are going to be an NBA thing for a while huh

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Paperback Writer posted:

so the Ball brothers are going to be an NBA thing for a while huh

Plumlee... Zeller...

...Ball.


R.D. Mangles posted:

LaMelo Ball is the greatest basketball name of all time.

If it were LeMelo it would be infinity better.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Paperback Writer posted:

so the Ball brothers are going to be an NBA thing for a while huh

How soon we all forget Dajuan Wagner.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Paul Zuvella posted:

Plumlee... Zeller...

...Ball.


If it were LeMelo it would be infinity better.

He's actually named after lamarcus Aldridge and melonia trump so it makes sense

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Top Golf, Dinner, Horeback Riding is like a 6 hour date...and you got ice cream somewhere in there? What a fantastic day

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

R.D. Mangles posted:

LaMelo Ball is the greatest basketball name of all time.

I feel like you could do better with the last name Ball.

Shammgod Ball
World B. Ball
Hiro Ball
Magic Ball

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I wonder if at Top Golf he did the "let me show you how to swing a club" thing, it's classy, intimate and women love being taught a skill......

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

I feel like you could do better with the last name Ball.

Shammgod Ball
World B. Ball
Hiro Ball
Magic Ball

Shammgod was his last name

e: upon further research it appears that he changed his name in college and that Shammgod was in fact his first name

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Feb 8, 2017

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

IcePhoenix posted:

Shammgod was his last name

Shammgod Shammgod

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

IcePhoenix posted:

Shammgod was his last name

Yeah I know, but he wanted to go by Shammgod and I thought God Ball sounded too weird

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

IcePhoenix posted:

Shammgod was his last name

e: upon further research it appears that he changed his name in college and that Shammgod was in fact his first name

After some exhaustive research (wikipedia and one other article) it appears that he was born God Shammgod, but went by Shammgod Wells as an alias until college when he was told he had to register under his real name.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Time posted:

Same kid that was originally made famous by this legendary move

https://youtu.be/PCM5qxwBorw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRAM06AGyeM

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/Dcorrigan50/status/829376496879955969

https://twitter.com/BobCooney76/status/829366809270841344

https://twitter.com/BobCooney76/status/829371859527417857

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Embiid is too good for this world

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Bring back the goggles.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

They are just holding him out to tank and showcase Noel and okafor.

It's impressive .

EmotionlessThug
Feb 14, 2012

the only thing stopping him from being completely messianic is not being named world b. ball

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
n: Embiid is out tonight against the Spurs and will not travel to Orlando for Thursday's game.
v: getting tired of waiting for the NBA season to start up again.



sidenote: I just noticed that before the injury Embiid passed DeRozan and Harden for the #4 spot on the per36 scoring list.

unless you count Josh Huestis at #1 whose total of 7 minutes played is closer to Embiid's total minutes than anyone else in the top 10

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Don't forget Chinese-American Mob Boss turned NBA player Don Lei Ball, or as he appears in the box score





Ball, Don Lei

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

aBagorn posted:

Has Jah been traded yet?

He ain't goin' nowhere, c'mon

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Cool Buff Man posted:

If you think that stupid motherfucker doesn't need to be blasted in the face with the fact that he has no chance you haven't seen girls deal with "nice guys" before. She's a hero

Oh I misread this as a legit date she turned into that if it's the other way then yeah

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