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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Post the Jay Leno buttHOOLE? one

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

beep by grandpa posted:

Post the Jay Leno buttHOOLE? one

[Pic of goatse]

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I have just learned that my post lacks essential context.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuybUwN0Xzs

Speaking as a porn expert (:colbert:), Jonah has to be the dumpiest looking guy to have such an endowment.

EDIT: Guy looks like Star Wars kid, all grown up.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
A part of me kind of enjoys the fact that the guy with the biggest penis in the world is a weirdo shut-in video game nerd.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuybUwN0Xzs

Speaking as a porn expert (:colbert:), Jonah has to be the dumpiest looking guy to have such an endowment.

EDIT: Guy looks like Star Wars kid, all grown up.

Wait do you work in porn?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BobbyK posted:

Wait do you work in porn?

Look into your own heart; don't we all work in porn?

Eh?

EDIT: Ehhhhh?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

BobbyK posted:

Wait do you work in porn?

Rupert performs under the name Kenny Curvecock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmPG0qqlRIw

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Rupert Buttermilk posted:



Eh?

EDIT: Ehhhhh?

now look here mutherfucker.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Speaking as a porn expert (:colbert:), Jonah has to be the dumpiest looking guy to have such an endowment.

EDIT: Guy looks like Star Wars kid, all grown up.

It's the same situation with Medicated Pete. What a waste that he has a "beautiful big cock" or whatever Robin called it. I should have that :mad:



Actually it's probably a waste on me too :(

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Former Human posted:

It's the same situation with Medicated Pete. What a waste that he has a "beautiful big cock" or whatever Robin called it. I should have that :mad:



Actually it's probably a waste on me too :(

I hadn't heard this. When did Robin see Pete's peter?

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

kylej posted:

A part of me kind of enjoys the fact that the guy with the biggest penis in the world is a weirdo shut-in video game nerd.

He was on an afternoon talk show here in the UK talking about his pecker.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1105917/Archive-This-Morning-measures-size-Jonah-Falcons-penis.html

I've seen the whole segment online before and the female co-host looks like she is about to burst out laughing throughout the whole thing.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Those Noah prank calls are loving hilarious. I don't really enjoy prank calls in general but drat, he gets so upset it's amazing.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuybUwN0Xzs

Speaking as a porn expert (:colbert:), Jonah has to be the dumpiest looking guy to have such an endowment.

EDIT: Guy looks like Star Wars kid, all grown up.

I love George but hearing him whisper, "can I touch it" is the creepiest thing I've never heard.

Didn't he have to do a big apology to Brad the next morning?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Actually i like to touch

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Bonzo posted:

I love George but hearing him whisper, "can I touch it" is the creepiest thing I've never heard.

Didn't he have to do a big apology to Brad the next morning?

George is a creepy dude. His whole masturbation routine story was bizarre.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BobbyK posted:

George is a creepy dude. His whole masturbation routine story was bizarre.

Link? I don't think I've heard it.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Hey Boner!

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Link? I don't think I've heard it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq0Q4HMGGCU

Think this is it.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

BobbyK posted:

George is a creepy dude. His whole masturbation routine story was bizarre.

I remember him telling a story about being on the UK version of "Help! I'm a Celebrity! Get Me Out of Here!" and that he would masturbate in those old porta potties/outhouses you see in old camp grounds. Artie said something like, "How can you whack off when there is that stench? Don't you have any restraint?" George said something about how he was used to it because of how often he'd go to bathhouses back in the day.


In George's documentary, Brad comes off as being very bossy, almost motherly. It was kinda sweet but I can see how you'd have to keep George on a bit of a leash.

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I hadn't heard this. When did Robin see Pete's peter?

May of last year. He wanted an honest opinion on the size. Jason measured it 5" flaccid.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Guess who has a book coming out this year?

(insert calliope music here)

https://www.amazon.com/Joke-Man-Bow-Stern/dp/1682613895/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486573164&sr=1-3

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

"Bow to Stern"...Wow, that's almost clever. It's just SO Jackie...

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I love that the promo material lists immediately that he was the "head writer" of the Howard Stern Show, a title that he demanded he get as part of a contract negotiation that occurred when the only credited writers were him and Fred...

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Squashy Nipples posted:

"Bow to Stern"...Wow, that's almost clever. It's just SO Jackie...

Get it!!? Hot dogs and doughnuts!! Aaaaaa HEEE heee

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bonzo posted:

Get it!!? Hot dogs and doughnuts!! Aaaaaa HEEE heee

OOOOOHHHH oh oh!

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

I bet it's just more rear end-kissing of Howard. Jackie isn't going to write a nasty tell-all book about the Stern show. He left the show on his own terms, and with lots of dough. His money problems are all of his own doing.

If anyone was going to write a book that shits on Howard, it would Stuttering John or Artie.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Who would you want guys WANT to see heel turn immediately after the show and surprise everyone with a tell all gently caress Howard book out of no where?

Gary for me. He'd have the most ammo and can get extremely angry at stuff so it'd be a good read. I'd trust it too.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

beep by grandpa posted:

Who would you want guys WANT to see heel turn immediately after the show and surprise everyone with a tell all gently caress Howard book out of no where?

Gary for me. He'd have the most ammo and can get extremely angry at stuff so it'd be a good read. I'd trust it too.

Robin would be the most shocking, but after years of mockery Gary lashing back would be the most entertaining.

Fred's revenge would be quiet. No podcast interviews, books, or page 6 articles. You would just hear that Howard died peacefully in his bed one night.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
God I hope someone does write a tell all book. I'd read that in a heartbeat. As to who, I think Gary is a good one. Jason or Will seems the most likely to me.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Jason's way too much of a fan. Will would be way more likely than Jason but I still don't see it.

I feel like Sal will try but it'll go nowhere and nobody will want it. I'd also only want to read Sal's book of lies and exaggerations if he wrote the entire thing. I couldn't imagine how dumb that book would be.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
This thread will never not have content. Nothing interesting has come out of the show in at least a few years, but it's always on the top of my bookmarked list.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Crotch Bat posted:

Jason's way too much of a fan. Will would be way more likely than Jason but I still don't see it.

I feel like Sal will try but it'll go nowhere and nobody will want it. I'd also only want to read Sal's book of lies and exaggerations if he wrote the entire thing. I couldn't imagine how dumb that book would be.

Title of the book is "Hi, This is Sal Governale."

Chapter 6: The Day I Got Traction.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

UltraRed posted:

This thread will never not have content. Nothing interesting has come out of the show in at least a few years, but it's always on the top of my bookmarked list.

I literally have not listened to a single show since 2010 but I read this thread every single day

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BobbyK posted:

God I hope someone does write a tell all book. I'd read that in a heartbeat. As to who, I think Gary is a good one. Jason or Will seems the most likely to me.

It's going to be Sal. First of all the second Howard ends the show he will never, ever come within 500 miles of Sal, which will drive Sal insane. He'll start thinking " gently caress that guy, I gave him art for 10 years and now he's abandoning me". Then Christine will divorce him because he won't be making money like he was. ( Actually if she's smart and evil she'll divorce him before the show ends so that spousal support will be calculated on his current salary). The Killers of Comedy tours interest will fade, his podcast or radio show will bomb and he'll be desperate for money.

Either that or he'll murder suicide his wife while dressed as Beth for one last attempt to get Daddy Howard's attention.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Beth...

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Your Gay Uncle posted:

It's going to be Sal. First of all the second Howard ends the show he will never, ever come within 500 miles of Sal, which will drive Sal insane. He'll start thinking " gently caress that guy, I gave him art for 10 years and now he's abandoning me". Then Christine will divorce him because he won't be making money like he was. ( Actually if she's smart and evil she'll divorce him before the show ends so that spousal support will be calculated on his current salary). The Killers of Comedy tours interest will fade, his podcast or radio show will bomb and he'll be desperate for money.

Either that or he'll murder suicide his wife while dressed as Beth for one last attempt to get Daddy Howard's attention.

I agree, I think it would be Sal but it'd be a waste because I wouldn't trust it.

But Take a look at Sal from about 10:20 in this video. Artie the junkie was probably annoying to be around and work with but dude's got a lot of anger and seems pretty bitter about stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PknXFF0n6Q

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
I'll bet there isn't one tell all book when the show is over. I wouldn't be surprised if they have to sign NDAs at this point.

Also, Stern Show's Instagram has disabled comments on Lena Dunam and Nick Canon's posts. Too many people saying they suck.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

UltraRed posted:

This thread will never not have content. Nothing interesting has come out of the show in at least a few years, but it's always on the top of my bookmarked list.

I think it's been the first thread I click on for ten years or so now.


Post-divorce? Take all my money, if so. That would be amazing.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

If Howard retired and Beth shortly divorced him a year or two later do we see him trying to get a radio show again?

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