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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
OK so anyone who actually wants to do us harm will just make a fake profile gj fuckwits.

poo poo is hilarious

:synpa:

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gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Anybody without facebook is too old or un-tech-savvy or nerdy to be allowed in.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The US can already spy whatever the gently caress they want, what's the point

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

unpacked robinhood posted:

The US can already spy whatever the gently caress they want, what's the point

I don't think the White House realizes they have the NSA/CIA yet.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm still lolling at Trump making that Nordstrom tweet and commanding whatever underling is in charge of the @potus account to retweet it. If he ever actually got impeached for his constant refusal to divest himself of conflicts of interest I hope they blow up that tweet on a big posterboard for the proceedings. At least on his personal account he can pretend he's not saying it as the President

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Moridin920 posted:

I don't think the White House realizes they have the NSA/CIA yet.

he started a fight with them lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I'm still lolling at Trump making that Nordstrom tweet and commanding whatever underling is in charge of the @potus account to retweet it. If he ever actually got impeached for his constant refusal to divest himself of conflicts of interest I hope they blow up that tweet on a big posterboard for the proceedings. At least on his personal account he can pretend he's not saying it as the President

its a presidential record now whatever that means

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Jose posted:

its a presidential record now whatever that means

I didn't even know about that

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-deleted-tweets-violate-presidential-records-act-article-1.2952416

That's another lol right here

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol this dude is gonna get so sued

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

I don't think the White House realizes they have the NSA/CIA yet.

They don't even know how to turn on the lights in the actual white house.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Minimalist Program posted:

They don't even know how to turn on the lights in the actual white house.

loool, i loled

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I laughed because I thought that was a funny joke but now I just googled it and I am loling all over again.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Clown prince of the most powerful banana republic in the world lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/KilloughCNN/status/829441593610493952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
trump please just slow down for a little bit, i can't hold all these lols

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

lmao, Gorsuch, the voice of reason in defense of the judiciary. Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I just can't stop laughing. I mean, ya we're all gonna die and have no healthcare, but it's going to be loving funny all the way to the dystopian grave.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

TotalLossBrain posted:

lmao, Gorsuch, the voice of reason in defense of the judiciary. Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

It's a powerful lol.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

‘Bring the YUGE-ness’: Adult sex site wants Trump porn star with small hands for parody (VIDEO)

https://www.rt.com/viral/376642-trump-porn-parody-casting/

might be :nws:

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Minimalist Program posted:

It's a powerful lol.

lollerful

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TotalLossBrain posted:

lmao, Gorsuch, the voice of reason in defense of the judiciary. Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

he's a judge of course he's upset by it lol

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol he talks like grandpa simpson

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
lmao

https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/829440394798718976

Please don't sign this, I enjoy his rants.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

lol

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
"Trump-Style Travel Ban" lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/829446266111287305

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



reminder that he puts on a houserobe and probably an old-timey ebeneezer scrooge sleeping cap to retire upstairs at 6pm to watch his stories.

good thing no president stuff ever happens after 6. i guess to be fair he's up and tweaking early to tweet about tv ratings and beauty pagents or w/e so it does make for a long day.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

reminder that he puts on a houserobe and probably an old-timey ebeneezer scrooge sleeping cap to retire upstairs at 6pm to watch his stories.

good thing no president stuff ever happens after 6. i guess to be fair he's up and tweaking early to tweet about tv ratings and beauty pagents or w/e so it does make for a long day.

eh, he tweeted his daughter's Nordstrom bullshit 20 minutes into the intelligence briefing. WTF difference does it make whether he's not paying attention in person or is actually absent?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Will his tweets be archived in the Library of Congress? LOL

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

fake news calling my ban a ban...... SAD!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



"mister president, are you certain you wish to launch?"
"yeah these are very nasty people, bad people. very bad."
"very well mister president. in your nuclear control case is an envelope. you just need to break the seal and input the 16-digit alphanumeric access code for final launch authority."
*sweats profusely, squinting as the word-noise shapes and numbers dance around on the slip of paper in front of him.*

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"mister president, are you certain you wish to launch?"
"yeah these are very nasty people, bad people. very bad."
"very well mister president. in your nuclear control case is an envelope. you just need to break the seal and input the 16-digit alphanumeric access code for final launch authority."
*sweats profusely, squinting as the word-noise shapes and numbers dance around on the slip of paper in front of him.*

lol

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"mister president, are you certain you wish to launch?"
"yeah these are very nasty people, bad people. very bad."
"very well mister president. in your nuclear control case is an envelope. you just need to break the seal and input the 16-digit alphanumeric access code for final launch authority."
*sweats profusely, squinting as the word-noise shapes and numbers dance around on the slip of paper in front of him.*

lol


"I mean, you want me to try to read them out loud?"
*Shrugs
*Squints


unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
he's feverishly daydreaming about piss slaves and Russia, in Trainsputin

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

TotalLossBrain posted:

Will his tweets be archived in the Library of Congress? LOL

It will be terrible if the live feed of the fall of America was lost due to some stupid power outage at Amazon

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

reminder that he puts on a houserobe and probably an old-timey ebeneezer scrooge sleeping cap to retire upstairs at 6pm to watch his stories.

good thing no president stuff ever happens after 6. i guess to be fair he's up and tweaking early to tweet about tv ratings and beauty pagents or w/e so it does make for a long day.

HAha he freaking loves twitter so much.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



TotalLossBrain posted:

Will his tweets be archived in the Library of Congress? LOL

lol you just reminded me that after he serves out his term he'll be obliged to open a presidential library. it'll probably be some gilded atrocity co-located in one of his Atlantic city hotel-casinos. probably have like animatronic characters and a gift shop where you can get MAGA hats

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lol they cant find anyone qualified for supreme court or any judge for that matter that would ever agree with the bullshit trump is saying about the federal judiciary just lol

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

lol you just reminded me that after he serves out his term he'll be obliged to open a presidential library. it'll probably be some gilded atrocity co-located in one of his Atlantic city hotel-casinos. probably have like animatronic characters and a gift shop where you can get MAGA hats

"So mister president, have you been thinking about setting up your own presidential library after leaving office?"
"Li-library? Uh I'm sorry I uh forgot my glasses" *looks around room nervously while tugging at his collar*

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"mister president, are you certain you wish to launch?"
"yeah these are very nasty people, bad people. very bad."
"very well mister president. in your nuclear control case is an envelope. you just need to break the seal and input the 16-digit alphanumeric access code for final launch authority."
*sweats profusely, squinting as the word-noise shapes and numbers dance around on the slip of paper in front of him.*

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May 27, 2004



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