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Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/alexiskmorgan/status/829516391950741504

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Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
Danny Green has the highest RPM of any SG. Harden is a point guard. I can't get over how much I love that guy and how little credit he gets for being as good as he is.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Special K just compared Julius Randle to former NBA rebounding champion Michael Cage

http://www.nba.com/media/act_michael_cage.jpg

And of you old timers have any memories of that guy? I don't believe I've ever heard of him

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Bashez posted:

Danny Green has the highest RPM of any SG. Harden is a point guard. I can't get over how much I love that guy and how little credit he gets for being as good as he is.
his BPM is 2.9

e: which is like the same as his RPM it's just that all the good wings are technically SFs

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Feb 9, 2017

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
gently caress Michael Cage he is such an awful announcer

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


man thats not right at all

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/829516714471735296

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Bashez posted:

Danny Green has the highest RPM of any SG. Harden is a point guard. I can't get over how much I love that guy and how little credit he gets for being as good as he is.

uh I claimed him as my son back when we were doing that but I haven't kept the gimmick going very strong to be fair

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Dexo posted:


That was quick as fuuuuck

That last line is a bitch move.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Dejan Bimble posted:

Special K just compared Julius Randle to former NBA rebounding champion Michael Cage

http://www.nba.com/media/act_michael_cage.jpg

And of you old timers have any memories of that guy? I don't believe I've ever heard of him

Great rebounder ("Windex" was his nickname) and had an impressive jheri curl for a while iirc.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dejan Bimble posted:

Special K just compared Julius Randle to former NBA rebounding champion Michael Cage

http://www.nba.com/media/act_michael_cage.jpg

And of you old timers have any memories of that guy? I don't believe I've ever heard of him

I haven't but this is not the first time I've heard that comparison.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Oakman fuckin rules

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols/status/829529666138419201

https://twitter.com/RyanFieldABC/status/829529707389534209

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
One Dozen. 12. Eggscellent.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

#freetyus

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


The Raptors are a trash team and I'm a trash poster

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829531529881714688

:agreed:

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

James Johnson should win 6th man of the year imo

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Cops are such loving dicks these days they don't even let local legends off the hook with a warning.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I can't wait until the jury proudly reads out "In the case of the state of New York vs. Charles Oakley, we find that James Dolan is a bitch'

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Niwrad posted:

That last line is a bitch move.

If you knew absolutely nothing else about James Dolan, that line in that statement makes it so you'd know he deserved to get his rear end beat.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Charles Oakley did nothing wrong

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829514210078052353

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829512893955764224


Oakley is a hero.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I hope former players/celebs fighting people at Knick games becomes a thing.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


http://streamable.com/9b9rb

stones

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Dejan Bimble posted:

Special K just compared Julius Randle to former NBA rebounding champion Michael Cage

http://www.nba.com/media/act_michael_cage.jpg

And of you old timers have any memories of that guy? I don't believe I've ever heard of him

Bery, bery vaguely.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I can't get over how loving lovely it is to kick a guy out of a game because he yelled at you about how much you suck and then release a statement that tries to make it sound like the dude has a drug problem. That is one of the most bitch moves I can think of.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Jota posted:

I can't get over how loving lovely it is to kick a guy out of a game because he yelled at you about how much you loving suck and then release a statement that tries to make it sound like the dude has a drug problem. That is one of the most bitch moves I can think of.

James. Dolan.

Charles Oakley rules. Dolan's a total bitch.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

EMC posted:

James Johnson should win 6th man of the year imo

and MVP

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

is that an extra navicular or are you just happy to see me

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

James Dolan vs. Oakley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ2brmllzIA


except Oak would have turned the gently caress up

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

also you should lose half your net worth in order to press charges on a dome poke. dome poking is fundamental to democracy

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Knochenfuß

dphi
Jul 9, 2001

Jota posted:

If you knew absolutely nothing else about James Dolan, that line in that statement makes it so you'd know he deserved to get his rear end beat.

As someone who doesn't follow basketball enough and knows nothing about Dolan, I can definitely confirm that that statement came off rear end a transparent gently caress you to Oakley and Dolan should probably have more security with him in the future.

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
I hope Oakley does a tour of all his old teams to mess with the owner.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


dokmo posted:

I hope Oakley does a tour of all his old teams to mess with the owner.

he's more than welcome to come to chicago and headbutt all of the bulls' executives

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

oakley in the cell right now like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVQFilmqa7k

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
You know Dolan said something to MJ after MJ made his comment about Dolan and MJ let the dog out

straight up brolic posted:

is that an extra navicular or are you just happy to see me

HHAHA

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
https://twitter.com/JakeLFischer/status/829542633798303745

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
I feel like this Charles Oakley situation is one day going to be in a Knicks documentary and called a "new low" for the franchise.

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