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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KoRMaK posted:

doesn't look like anything to me

She's on the bang couch, if he listens long enough they gon' bang.

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Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


KoRMaK posted:

doesn't look like anything to me

Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Turtlicious posted:

She's on the bang couch, if he listens long enough they gon' bang.

What makes it a bang couch? I have a similar couch in my room, and let me tell you, no banging is going on there.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


...I have yet to find a bad combo here. Whoever put this site together is good.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

What makes it a bang couch? I have a similar couch in my room, and let me tell you, no banging is going on there.

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/620912-the-casting-couch

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

There is nothing in the image to indicate it's one of those.
Do you think every van is a bang bus?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

There is nothing in the image to indicate it's one of those.
Do you think every van is a bang bus?

I want to pretend you're playing dumb but I doubt it's an act.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now that's what I'm talking about, da man is back in business.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A couch can only be considered a bang couch in those scenarios:
a) Banging is currently happening on the couch. If not,
b) The couch is used exclusively or at least primarily for banging

Now try and prove that the picture satisfies b), lmao.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

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Paladinus posted:

A couch can only be considered a bang couch in those scenarios:
a) Banging is currently happening on the couch. If not,
b) The couch is used exclusively or at least primarily for banging

Now try and prove that the picture satisfies b), lmao.

It may or may not actually be a bang couch.

But if you were to come up with the Platonic ideal of "a bang couch" it would be that couch.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Paladinus posted:

What makes it a bang couch? I have a similar couch in my room, and let me tell you, no banging is going on there.

Didn't need to tell us that :coolfish:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Somfin posted:

It may or may not actually be a bang couch.

But if you were to come up with the Platonic ideal of "a bang couch" it would be that couch.

The platonic ideal of a bang couch would have the platonic ideal of banging happening on it constantly.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Paladinus posted:

A couch can only be considered a bang couch in those scenarios:
a) Banging is currently happening on the couch. If not,
b) The couch is used exclusively or at least primarily for banging

Now try and prove that the picture satisfies b), lmao.

Is this just a tedious and roundabout method of getting us to find the porn it's from? To save you any further trouble: it's one of the first results if you GIS "Backroom Casting Couch" like it says on the KYM page.

This couch is definitively gently caress-related.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Turpitude II posted:

Is this just a tedious and roundabout method of getting us to find the porn it's from? To save you any further trouble: it's one of the first results if you GIS "Backroom Casting Couch" like it says on the KYM page.

This couch is definitively gently caress-related.

Casting may or may not involve banging. The evidence is really slim at this point.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Paladinus posted:

Casting may or may not involve banging. The evidence is really slim at this point.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/411px6J.png:nws:

The blind, the wall and the couch are all the same and I'm the idiot for replying to you now stop being so obtuse.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Memento posted:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/411px6J.png:nws:

The blind, the wall and the couch are all the same and I'm the idiot for replying to you now stop being so obtuse.

Look, all I'm saying is that it's important to examine critically what the internet tells you. If people did this more, we wouldn't have the whole fake news problem.

The couch in your pic looks similar, but the girl is different from the one in the meme. It's a good start, but still not a definitive proof.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




This looks like a cool game. Is it like the Guild?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Paladinus posted:

Look, all I'm saying is that it's important to examine critically what the internet tells you. If people did this more, we wouldn't have the whole fake news problem.

The couch in your pic looks similar, but the girl is different from the one in the meme. It's a good start, but still not a definitive proof.

:nws:https://backroomcastingcouch.com/free/girl/541/brcc-video-Amber:nws:

I'm still the idiot here, don't worry, I didn't win this exchange.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Memento posted:

:nws:https://backroomcastingcouch.com/free/girl/541/brcc-video-Amber:nws:

I'm still the idiot here, don't worry, I didn't win this exchange.

Thank you for your service. :911:

HelixFox
Dec 20, 2004

Heed the words of this ancient spirit.

Memento posted:

:nws:https://backroomcastingcouch.com/free/girl/541/brcc-video-Amber:nws:

I'm still the idiot here, don't worry, I didn't win this exchange.

Looks like someone has photoshopped pictures of this poor girl and this poor couch to make it look like they've been in porn. Sad.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Is a corndog a sandwich, though

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



HelixFox posted:

Looks like someone has photoshopped pictures of this poor girl and this poor couch to make it look like they've been in porn. Sad.

This meme has gone too far. Does this poor girl know she's been the victim of malicious slander?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Memento posted:

:nws:https://backroomcastingcouch.com/free/girl/541/brcc-video-Amber:nws:

I'm still the idiot here, don't worry, I didn't win this exchange.

Alright. If you look at your own link, the girl is also being hosed over the desk. Is this a bang desk then? I would say that this particular desk is used for banging more often than any regular desk, but essentially it's still a regular desk. Similarly, the couch is not necessarily a bang couch.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Paladinus posted:

Alright. If you look at your own link, the girl is also being hosed over the desk. Is this a bang desk then? I would say that this particular desk is used for banging more often than any regular desk, but essentially it's still a regular desk. Similarly, the couch is not necessarily a bang couch.

Once you gently caress on an object, it is Foreverially a Bang Object.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
If anything, the link posted clearly shows that it is a backroom casting couch and not a bang couch. The bang couch line is becoming untenable in the face of actual facts.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Paladinus posted:

Alright. If you look at your own link, the girl is also being hosed over the desk. Is this a bang desk then? I would say that this particular desk is used for banging more often than any regular desk, but essentially it's still a regular desk. Similarly, the couch is not necessarily a bang couch.

Abstract concepts are fluid and negotiated via discourse, which is in turn embedded in social relations. If it is a couch that is used disproportionately for banging, and people generally consider it to be a bang couch, why should it not be a bang couch?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Phlegmish posted:

Abstract concepts are fluid and negotiated via discourse, which is in turn embedded in social relations. If it is a couch that is used disproportionately for banging, and people generally consider it to be a bang couch, why should it not be a bang couch?

In nazi Germany discourse dictated many things that we now consider not just morally wrong, but plain bogus.

If anything, I am ready to concede that the meme makes sense (because it's a reference to a specific video), but calling the couch a bang couch is still incorrect, since banging is only secondary to its main function of conducting auditions.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Once you gently caress on an object, it is Foreverially a Bang Object.

Like, this is completely flawed logic, and it should be addressed. As you don't become gay if someone puts a penis in your arse, in the same way an object doesn't change its intrinsic properties just because someone performs an action not even directed at it. If someone bangs a couch, literally has sex with a couch, then the couch is, indeed, forever changed in that it is no longer a virgin couch. But banging is not directed toward the couch and does not change it.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

PCOS Bill posted:

I want to pretend you're playing dumb but I doubt it's an act.

There's layers of irony in this post.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Am I supposed to know who these people are

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Paladinus posted:

In nazi Germany discourse dictated many things that we now consider not just morally wrong, but plain bogus.

If anything, I am ready to concede that the meme makes sense (because it's a reference to a specific video), but calling the couch a bang couch is still incorrect, since banging is only secondary to its main function of conducting auditions.


Like, this is completely flawed logic, and it should be addressed. As you don't become gay if someone puts a penis in your arse, in the same way an object doesn't change its intrinsic properties just because someone performs an action not even directed at it. If someone bangs a couch, literally has sex with a couch, then the couch is, indeed, forever changed in that it is no longer a virgin couch. But banging is not directed toward the couch and does not change it.

Banging is the main function of the couch, since the audition is in fact, banging. All couches main purpose is banging, so if you are not doing so on your couch, you are the exception to the rule.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Am I supposed to know who these people are
The guy is a depressed homosexual with osteoporosis. That's why he is famous.

Sloober posted:

Banging is the main function of the couch, since the audition is in fact, banging. All couches main purpose is banging, so if you are not doing so on your couch, you are the exception to the rule.

If that were the case, there wouldn't be a difference between a bang couch and just a couch. The term bang couch simply wouldn't exist.

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

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Jan 4, 2012

I think this is surprising educational

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