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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Good news!
Some guys over at The Olive Garden got this fusion thing figured out:


Looks like that steak is almost done.

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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Subterranean rockman souffle looks good. a Deep, Deep south culinary delight.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
Is that a very small nuclear reaction inside a saucepan?

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Trebek posted:

Is that a very small nuclear reaction inside a saucepan?

I think that might be the fabled volcano bakemeat.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Trebek posted:

Is that a very small nuclear reaction inside a saucepan?

It is not. But you can home build a fusion device almost that small!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DrBouvenstein posted:

Good news!
Some guys over at The Olive Garden got this fusion thing figured out:


RIP, Quatto, Quaid succeeded!

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Good news!
Some guys over at The Olive Garden got this fusion thing figured out:


So do we have any clues as to what it actually was? Because I mean you should at least try it before passing judgement.

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

Stretch Marx posted:

So do we have any clues as to what it actually was? Because I mean you should at least try it before passing judgement.

Best I could tell, someone posted it on reddit claiming he was making caramel and forgot about it. I have no idea why it would glow like that though. If it's photoshopped, it looks pretty convincing.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Stretch Marx posted:

So do we have any clues as to what it actually was? Because I mean you should at least try it before passing judgement.

Steak cooked to president Trumps specification.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gripen5 posted:

Best I could tell, someone posted it on reddit claiming he was making caramel and forgot about it. I have no idea why it would glow like that though. If it's photoshopped, it looks pretty convincing.

Have you never seen coals glow?

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

PCOS Bill posted:

Have you never seen coals glow?

Have you ever cooked anything in a kitchen?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Gripen5 posted:

Best I could tell, someone posted it on reddit claiming he was making caramel and forgot about it. I have no idea why it would glow like that though. If it's photoshopped, it looks pretty convincing.

Yeah, it looks like molten sugar that caught fire. The fire has mostly burned itself out but it's still glowing from the heat and some combustion at the bottom.

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Jan 2, 2015






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Sep 7, 2014

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

At least her costume is probably 100% game-accurate :v:.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Neddy Seagoon posted:

At least her costume is probably 100% game-accurate :v:.

I hope they recreate that rain scene.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I can't wait to see Snake get in the box.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

DrBouvenstein posted:

Good news!
Some guys over at The Olive Garden got this fusion thing figured out:


NO EAT I.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Neddy Seagoon posted:

At least her costume is probably 100% game-accurate :v:.
If FF15 porn parody is any indication, it's probably a bit more sensible and modest.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Forgall posted:

FF15 porn parody

This is just an hour-long 4-way dude gangbang, right?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

DrBouvenstein posted:

Good news!
Some guys over at The Olive Garden got this fusion thing figured out:


We are the Mycon. We are part of Juffo-Wup.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento posted:

This is just an hour-long 4-way dude gangbang, right?

He asks, hopeful

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!


:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

If you want to know what the gently caress happens in it. (it's literally porn so yeah)

:nws:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


E: beaten off

Jim sterling had reviewed both on his YouTube channel (censored genitalia of course).
FF15 only has one guy. My immersion!:bahgawd:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Man when are they going to make a porn parody of Frog Fractions 2?

Oh poo poo maybe they already did and we just haven't found it yet. Maybe you've got to get laid for a bit first and then go down when stuff starts getting weird.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I don't know who Jim Sterling is but he seems like someone who should be actively ignored if not downright censored.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Trig Discipline posted:

Man when are they going to make a porn parody of Frog Fractions 2?

Oh poo poo maybe they already did and we just haven't found it yet. Maybe you've got to get laid for a bit first and then go down when stuff starts getting weird.

It's actually an h-game but first you have to learn a language in order to direct a frog to float the nude scenes over to you

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Shrapnig posted:

I don't know who Jim Sterling is but he seems like someone who should be actively ignored if not downright censored.

He's an rear end in a top hat who has mostly correct opinions on poo poo but I wouldn't cry into my pillow if his pompous rear end gets Gawkered in court over being sued for libel because he made fun of a stupid developer

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Shrapnig posted:

I don't know who Jim Sterling is but he seems like someone who should be actively ignored if not downright censored.

He's a massive dork who talks about videos game on 20minute-ish long YouTube clips and gets paid 10k a month to do so.

I like him.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
He's an ex-clickbait troll who turned into a surprisingly good video game journalist hiding behind a thick veneer of ironic goofy arrogance.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

He sucks at live or running commentary though but hey guess if you have to keep making daily filler content if your a youtube star

cnut
May 3, 2016

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Can't really tell if funny or frightening

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Can't really tell if funny or frightening



Conviently forgots "massacres children."

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

MizPiz posted:

Conviently forgots "massacres children."

There's no column for Planned Parenthood.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Lichtenstein posted:

He's an ex-clickbait troll who turned into a surprisingly good video game journalist hiding behind a thick veneer of ironic goofy arrogance.

One thing that gets me about Jim Sterling is how he flips over anything cute. For example, his Nioh review has him talking about Kodama for a solid four minutes, and ends with a slow camera pan over the shrine. He did something similar with DOOM and the Doom Guy's body language.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

See also; boglins

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Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

J.A.B.C. posted:

One thing that gets me about Jim Sterling is how he flips over anything cute. For example, his Nioh review has him talking about Kodama for a solid four minutes, and ends with a slow camera pan over the shrine. He did something similar with DOOM and the Doom Guy's body language.

In fairness on the Doom front, that was pretty much the best portrayal of a functional mute in a game I've ever seen. You really could tell alot about the char from his "I dont give one solitary poo poo about this" body language.

e: however, that didn't need a 5min diatribe to explain

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