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"Only my genius could have located the Sentry so quickly" says giant space-man who asked confused patrons at a roadside diner the previous day where to find it, before being attacked by the husband of the woman who found it by looking it up on Google 10 minutes earlier. And that is why I love Newspaper Spider-Man
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he had a device that led him right to it, but he felt the need to make excuses for getting his burg on
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Feb 8, 2017 06:50
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Give Ronan SOME credit, he landed on the right part of the planet at least.
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Feb 8, 2017 06:52
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:he had a device that led him right to it, but he felt the need to make excuses for getting his burg on Great supervillains know you need to have rests during a roadtrip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20
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Feb 8, 2017 07:11
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Bring back Magneto's car.
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Feb 8, 2017 07:23
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Lobsterman posted:Give Ronan SOME credit, he landed on the right part of the planet at least. THIS time, how do we know there aren't destroyed diners all over the planet till he finally landed in the right general vicinity?
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Feb 8, 2017 08:27
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RandallODim posted:Great supervillains know you need to have rests during a roadtrip. Wow Magneto, chill the gently caress out. Every time someone doubts your car it's this 5 minute spiel of tearing their world down. Dick.
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Feb 8, 2017 09:03
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Jerusalem posted:THIS time, how do we know there aren't destroyed diners all over the planet till he finally landed in the right general vicinity? You make a drat good point.
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Feb 8, 2017 09:10
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They should have told Ronan it was on Neptune. It worked for Steven Universe.
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Feb 8, 2017 09:45
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:cherry venus  And appreciated it!
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Feb 8, 2017 14:59
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Jerusalem posted:"Only my genius could have located the Sentry so quickly" says giant space-man who asked confused patrons at a roadside diner the previous day where to find it, before being attacked by the husband of the woman who found it by looking it up on Google 10 minutes earlier. Not that It's hard, but MJ is the most competent character in the strip.
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Feb 8, 2017 15:40
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Say Nothing posted:They should have told Ronan it was on Neptune. Yeah, but they came right back after discovering they had been tricked.
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Feb 8, 2017 21:01
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smashpro1 posted:Yeah, but they came right back after discovering they had been tricked. They're going to leave Ronan floating endlessly in the infinite void of space and MJ will feel kind of bad about it.
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Feb 8, 2017 22:59
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 RIP Spider-Man's dignity.
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Feb 9, 2017 06:15
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That's some serious condescension there. A+ would chuckle ruefully again!
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Feb 9, 2017 06:17
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You weren't in costume when you guys last "fought" spidey, take it easy. And Rocket does look more threatening than you.
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Feb 9, 2017 06:19
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I love that he actually sticks up for Rocket there. "What? No, dude, I've fought Rocket a bunch. I mean you, rear end in a top hat."
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Feb 9, 2017 06:39
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All that's missing is the "nooooooo" thought bubble instead of Spidey's "!"
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Feb 9, 2017 07:38
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But would Ronan recognize Rocket without his costume?
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Feb 9, 2017 07:49
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Would Ronan assume a random raccoon is a naked Rocket? Will this encounter end with MJ robing a zoo to convince Ronan that his dangerous foe has multiple clones?
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Feb 9, 2017 10:37
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Mover posted:All that's missing is the "nooooooo" thought bubble instead of Spidey's "!" I dunno, I think the punchline could be improved by Rocket having a line. Some variation of "you are really full of yourself, aren't you webby?"
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Feb 9, 2017 10:56
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Mover posted:All that's missing is the "nooooooo" thought bubble instead of Spidey's "!"
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Feb 9, 2017 13:07
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Rocket has a gun. Why hasn't he just shot Ronan already? SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
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Feb 9, 2017 13:32
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Payndz posted:Rocket has a gun. Why hasn't he just shot Ronan already? Normally, I'd agree, but that armour's obscenely tough, as is Ronan himself, and Rocket knows this, having fought him before.
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Feb 9, 2017 13:54
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There's also like a 60% chance the shot will just bounce off and hit Peter. So what I'm saying is he should take the shot.
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Feb 9, 2017 13:56
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Payndz posted:Rocket has a gun. Why hasn't he just shot Ronan already? This might not be the comic for you.
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Feb 9, 2017 14:08
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Bloodly posted:Normally, I'd agree, but that armour's obscenely tough, as is Ronan himself, and Rocket knows this, having fought him before. The Hadron Enforcer(?), thing could blow up a Ravager mothership, barely scratched him with a direct shot to the chest.
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Feb 9, 2017 14:59
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So he just brought the gun along to look cool? Makes sense.
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Feb 9, 2017 16:49
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MariusLecter posted:The Hadron Enforcer(?), thing could blow up a Ravager mothership, barely scratched him with a direct shot to the chest. To be fair he had an Infinity Stone at that point.
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Feb 9, 2017 16:54
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Elfface posted:Would Ronan assume a random raccoon is a naked Rocket? Please let the writers see this. Please let this end up being the actual resolution.
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Feb 9, 2017 17:08
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Elfface posted:Would Ronan assume a random raccoon is a naked Rocket? Next: Begun, the clone wars have!
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Feb 9, 2017 17:13
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Elfface posted:Would Ronan assume a random raccoon is a naked Rocket?
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Feb 10, 2017 02:13
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CannonFodder posted:Well Rocket was talking in the previous comic, so he knows Rocket's voice. A random not-walking-on-hind-legs raccoon won't work. Just another excuse for Rocket to get naked then. So, the plan still works 
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Feb 10, 2017 02:47
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:cherry venus bruce cracktackle
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Feb 10, 2017 02:56
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 Bonk bonk
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Feb 10, 2017 06:30
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That is the most halfassed throw and I love it. 
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Feb 10, 2017 06:45
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He also does some amazing juggling tricks with his hammer and key between panels.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:50
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You know what? The art is wonky sometimes but those are three legit, effective newspaper panels that perfectly convey setup, action, and Ronan's arrogant, dismissive nature.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:52
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Synthbuttrange posted:He also does some amazing juggling tricks with his hammer and key between panels. The key is levitating, but it's gone in the last panel. Obviously MJ ran in and grabbed it while Ronan was busy completely wrecking her husband.
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techknight posted:You know what? The art is wonky sometimes but those are three legit, effective newspaper panels that perfectly convey setup, action, and Ronan's arrogant, dismissive nature. yea we make fun but those last 2 panels did 100% sell 'Ronan literally could not care less about his opponents and is brushing them off like bugs'
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