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This person will learn the hard way that mayonnaise doesn't actually "bring out the best" in strawberry Nesquik.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:This person will learn the hard way that mayonnaise doesn't actually "bring out the best" in strawberry Nesquik. There is no best in strawberry Nesquik.
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![]() It's trying to escape the dish, and who could blame it.
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I saw this and I went ![]() So I sent it to a friend and got up to do another task. I sat down at another computer and saw a message from him: quote:lmao And I couldn't remember what I had sent him so I opened the link. And then I went ![]()
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Said "hey you wanna see something hideous?" and showed this to a coworker. She made the exact ![]() Debating how bad I wanna send it to everyone via employees:all email vs. how murdered I would be.
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Yawgmoth posted:This thread teaches me so many things. So are Nestle's Quik, and Nesquik the same product with different names on the different coasts, or are they still the same product just in two different containers each of which is based on your current geographical position? I am confuse.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:So are Nestle's Quik, and Nesquik the same product with different names on the different coasts, or are they still the same product just in two different containers each of which is based on your current geographical position? I am confuse. Nestle rebranded "Nestle's Quik" as "Nesquik" globally in the 1990s. https://www.nesquik.com/our-story/
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I'm just now discovering this thread. I'm in a group on Facebook and these people somehow constantly take some of the worst pictures of food I've ever seen.![]() Please add pepper. ![]() I don't know what I'm seeing. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The mattress raises a lot of questions.
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Crosspost from funny pictures.DrBouvenstein posted:Good news! Gripen5 posted:Best I could tell, someone posted it on reddit claiming he was making caramel and forgot about it. I have no idea why it would glow like that though. If it's photoshopped, it looks pretty convincing. Who the gently caress forgets they're making caramel. edit: I guess I'd buy that if you're a professional cook and have a bunch of poo poo going on, given what appears to be a professional kitchen. But still. HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 00:52 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Who the gently caress forgets they're making caramel. There are two kinds of people who make caramel: the people who know what they're doing and make really exquisite caramel, and the kind of people who read a recipe online, think "gently caress big city prices, I can make my own caramel for pennies on the dollar," and attempt to do exactly that while falling asleep drunk in front of a Mystery Diners marathon
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Pastry of the Year posted:There are two kinds of people who make caramel: the people who know what they're doing and make really exquisite caramel, and the kind of people who read a recipe online, think "gently caress big city prices, I can make my own caramel for pennies on the dollar," and attempt to do exactly that while falling asleep drunk in front of a Mystery Diners marathon How I thought caramel was made as a child: 1. Fill a saucepan with sugar 2. Set heat to medium 3. Check back in a while It didn't work out quite as I'd hoped.
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Ok, here's my theory. Someone, I am praying that it was a small child, wanted strawberry milk. So they got the Nestle's but they were out of milk. They made a logical leap that Mayonnaise was probably made of milk and maybe you could mix it with water and it'd be close enough. Then mom came in, saw the disaster, took pictures for the internet. Anything else is unconscionable and I will not consider it. DiomedesGodshill posted:
I don't know either, but it looks AMAZING!
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Crosspost from funny pictures. The only difference between carmel and carbon is 15 minutes
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https://twitter.com/DinosaurDracula/status/829799824522412037?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw I love food archeology.
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this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages
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agreed. I like how it matches the emoticon
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That's a pretty good Halloween thing tbh
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:How I thought caramel was made as a child: You're actually not to far off though, assuming you don't know it now. And that's definitely a restaurant kitchen. The hand sink with paper towels and the blue handle on the other pot are a dead giveaway of restaurant supply store pots. The molten pot's sitting on the wash sink, most likely.
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CommonShore posted:Plot twist: that plate is 5" across. ![]()
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Caramel chat- when I was a kid, my white trash Mom would make "Caramel Waffles" - Eggo's with a mix of microwaved Mrs. Buttersworth and peanut butter. It was (and still is) delicious, but until age 10, I thought that it was legit how caramel was made, and store bought just tasted different because of preservatives or some poo poo- kinda like the difference between real cookies and Chips Ahoy!
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bulletsponge13 posted:Caramel chat- when I was a kid, my white trash Mom would make "Caramel Waffles" - Eggo's with a mix of microwaved Mrs. Buttersworth and peanut butter. It was (and still is) delicious, but until age 10, I thought that it was legit how caramel was made, and store bought just tasted different because of preservatives or some poo poo- kinda like the difference between real cookies and Chips Ahoy! NoEyedSquareGuy posted:How I thought caramel was made as a child: My childhood caramel (popcorn) recipe: Find corn syrup in a dark, forgotten corner of the pantry. Melt butter and mix with equal parts corn syrup. Pour over popcorn. This was actually popular with my girlfriends, for some reason. We kept making it up through high school until we realized how gross we were.
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![]() bwahaahaahahahahaaha idiot e: looks wet Todd ![]() Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 08:29 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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I FOUND A LEAF IN MY SALAD
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Lol if you've never missed a bay leaf before serving
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I hate it when my salad has vegetation in it.
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That feeling when bae leaves baey in your baens.
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I get a bay leaf at Chipotle more often than not. I'm pretty sure they leave them in for "authenticity."
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zedprime posted:That feeling when bae leaves baey in your baens. It's the bayn of my existence.
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My Lovely Horse posted:I FOUND A LEAF IN MY SALAD MariusLecter posted:I hate it when my salad has vegetation in it. BURRITO BOWLS ARE SALADS TOO?! ![]()
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RareAcumen posted:BURRITO BOWLS ARE SALADS TOO?! theres actually zero difference between a burrito & a salad. you imbecile. you loving moron
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RareAcumen posted:BURRITO BOWLS ARE SALADS TOO?! Jesus Christ Acumen. I thought you of all people would get this. You've been here awhile. Sad!
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RareAcumen posted:BURRITO BOWLS ARE SALADS TOO?! ![]() Get with the program, RareAcumen
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No salad rules?
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I feel like whatever is going on there, olives weren't the way to improve it
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This looks like stewed beef rounds like my family makes it, braised in a pressure cooker then sliced very thin and marinated in onions, peppers and olives. If that is in fact what's happening there, would without hesitation or shame. Also no breathing until there's nothing left. The second one only reminds me of sadness. Still would though.
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Holy poo poo, just give me the donuts with fruity pebbles, that actually sounds fantastic.
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Ramos posted:Holy poo poo, just give me the donuts with fruity pebbles, that actually sounds fantastic. But... burger? *sticks beef patty and cheese in between cardboard flaps and dog poo poo* Burger.
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GrandpaPants posted:No salad rules? Ins
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A pizza is just a salad on a bread plate.
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