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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

the day that nick breaks kayfabe and acts like anything but a bombed out shell of a human being that can't be hurt is the day cum town dies.

He already did on one of the premium eps and was being a sensitive sad boy

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InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

Adam talking about going Zionist to get his dick sucked was some good poo poo.

padijun posted:

The best part was him ending up as a double agent for the Palestinian students

Felix: "triple-parentheses seven"
What episode is this? I listened to a few episodes of Cum Town and it wasn't really for me but this sounds entertaining enough to listen to regardless.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

InequalityGodzilla posted:

What episode is this? I listened to a few episodes of Cum Town and it wasn't really for me but this sounds entertaining enough to listen to regardless.

It was the last primo Chapo episode that went up yesterday.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



quote:


Untitled 1990 A partially used bar of soap inlaid with a spiral of pubic hair 7.6 x 10.2 x 3.8 cm 3 x 4 x 1½"
Amber is right. This is decent.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Phobophilia posted:

pls do note that the codewords were decoded on 4chan

which has particular predilections

I'm like 65% convinced 4chan is seeded by Russian and or israeli intelligence. Yes, I've dusted off my tinfoil.

Also cum town would be 100% improved if they removed that one assholes hyena like laugh at every punch line.

Proust Malone fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Feb 10, 2017

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
Stav's laugh owns god damnit!!

yoober
Nov 21, 2010

Ron Jeremy posted:



Also cum town would be 100% improved if they removed that one assholes hyena like laugh at every punch line.

no you're wrong

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Hahahahaha Hell Yeah dude. Stav rules.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/ckilpatrick/status/830179403992817664

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Ron Jeremy posted:

I'm like 65% convinced 4chan is seeded by Russian and or israeli intelligence. Yes, I've dusted off my tinfoil.

Also cum town would be 100% improved if they removed that one assholes hyena like laugh at every punch line.

I used to feel this way but I have done a complete 180 and am now 100% cum boy

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Ron Jeremy posted:

I'm like 65% convinced 4chan is seeded by Russian and or israeli intelligence. Yes, I've dusted off my tinfoil.

If it was israel they wouldn't hate jews so much.

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?
The worst Cum Towns are the ones with just Nick and Adam. Stav is the top Cum Boy

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rumble in the bunghole posted:

If it was israel they wouldn't hate jews so much.

Israeli Jews REALLY loving hate non-zionist Jews

Torquil!
Jun 20, 2005
Dillon!

Ron Jeremy posted:


Also cum town would be 100% improved if they removed that one assholes hyena like laugh at every punch line.

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Israeli Jews REALLY loving hate non-zionist Jews

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Look at all you motherfuckers having wrong opinions up here ITT



I'll pray for you

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Insanely good anecdotage in the latest Chapo & Cum Town. In both cases probably the funniest they've been since the election.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

It was the last primo Chapo episode that went up yesterday.

Ah, I was a bit behind. That explains it.
Iron Dome had me fuckin' rolling.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Who is Seth Dickfield?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

prefect posted:

Who is Seth Dickfield?

Seth Cockfield.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

adam friedland always seems a little quiet on Cum Town but he was extremely loving funny on CTH

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

SousaphoneColossus
Feb 16, 2004

There are a million reasons to ruin things.
gotta hand it to her, that's a devastating own of jaco pastorius

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

:stoked:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/jimmyjazz1968/status/830895616897093632

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


New episode is up, little homie gayasses.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Jonas Albrecht posted:

New episode is up, little homie gayasses.
"Lil Homies Gayass", per William Safire

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Holy poo poo I forgot how bad rightwing song parodies are.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Holy poo poo I forgot how bad rightwing song parodies are.

BUSH WAS RIGHT

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Jonas Albrecht posted:

Holy poo poo I forgot how bad rightwing song parodies are.

It's actually Tim Heidecker, two episodes late. Although, to be fair, most right wing humor is indistinguishable from parody.

pospysyl fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 13, 2017

Literally
Jul 2, 2009

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Holy poo poo I forgot how bad rightwing song parodies are.

Wait are you talking about the 'I am a cuck' song? That's Tim Heidecker. If not than disregard.

Edit: Jesus Christ.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/770398124057567232

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Literally posted:

Wait are you talking about the 'I am a cuck' song? That's Tim Heidecker. If not than disregard.

Edit: Jesus Christ.

Man, I am lost.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Tim Heidecker isn't funny and it was sad hearing the chapo boys laugh EXTRA hard at all his lines and come across as desperate for validation by a famous rich man

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
huh this guy who built his entire career off of exploiting the mentally ill, elderly, homeless, etc, not paying them for their labor while he put them on tv to be ridiculed, hes so woke now lol. what a nice guy who cares about us.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
You know what the militia thing about rando losers doing the job of paid officials reminds me of? 4chan targetting russian airstrikes on Syrian militants, midway last year. People whose lives are so unfulfilled and have so little ability to exert agency on their lives, that they ally with militarized groups to ride on their coattails.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Phobophilia posted:

You know what the militia thing about rando losers doing the job of paid officials reminds me of? 4chan targetting russian airstrikes on Syrian militants, midway last year. People whose lives are so unfulfilled and have so little ability to exert agency on their lives, that they ally with militarized groups to ride on their coattails.

What?

Obstacle2
Dec 21, 2004
feels good man

Under the vegetable posted:

huh this guy who built his entire career off of exploiting the mentally ill, elderly, homeless, etc, not paying them for their labor while he put them on tv to be ridiculed, hes so woke now lol. what a nice guy who cares about us.

You seem really mad about this. Tim and Eric are great and funny.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Under the vegetable posted:

huh this guy who built his entire career off of exploiting the mentally ill, elderly, homeless, etc, not paying them for their labor while he put them on tv to be ridiculed, hes so woke now lol. what a nice guy who cares about us.

hey sam how's it going

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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Obstacle2 posted:

You seem really mad about this. Tim and Eric are great and funny.

I am generally mad when people act like caring woke liberals and then support people who have built multimillion dollar careers off of cruelty to the lowest classes of society yes

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