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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

The Glumslinger posted:

We're just gonna ban all immigrants, there, now we're not discriminating

Happy, Liberals? :shepface:

now if that happens, Trump will have succeeded at some pro tier 12th dimensiona...hahahaharoflmfao!!!

gosh dang it, stupidity is so common, but intelligence is consistently crushed into the earth with the oppressive weight of poverty

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Internet Webguy posted:

"sir, your eo is blatantly unconstitutional"

YOUR'RE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

ILL PEE YOU IN CUORT

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



blue squares posted:

a lengthy statement that is actually good

You're talking about that nonsense about good capitalism?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

As a watcher of Trump and Co for years now I'm guessing it's going to be even worse with some seriously sassy wording thrown in as a gently caress you to the courts.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

HailedUser posted:

We're going to have President Paul Ryan aren't we? Congress will probably call to impeach over Russian ties to the Trump Campaign, which means Pence won't be safe. This has probably been Ryan's plan the whole time.

there is absolutely no way they will impeach one of their own lest they face their own constituents at their doorsteps with rifles

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Die.

comingafteryouall posted:

man, the Clinton campaign using fight song is super ironic looking back. Clinton and the assholes she surrounded herself with retreat from any fight they think might be slightly difficult.

It's been ironic since she refused to face her supporters or give a concession speech.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
lana is the superior pop music star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxpHIl5Ynw

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/830172244764672001

even her face

oh ho ho ho

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

blue squares posted:

My guess is that just like the "We're capitalists" answer, she followed that up with a lengthy statement that is actually good. But you'd think after all this time in Washington she would learn to not make such bad soundbites.

It's almost like she thinks nihilism is cool and good and a winning political strategy.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The rights obsession with saying Fake News is pretty mind bending considering it was birthed after we all realized they were passing around sub-onion level actual factual prank/troll news stories and eating them up warts and all because they were ideologically aligned.

so the obvious solution is to throw them in a padded cell instead of indulging them

got it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The rights obsession with saying Fake News is pretty mind bending considering it was birthed after we all realized they were passing around sub-onion level actual factual prank/troll news stories and eating them up warts and all because they were ideologically aligned.

black is white

up is down

real news is fake news

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Tonetta posted:

Its time


Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

boethius posted:

That would explain why Ryan is laying so so low.

Ryan has to play a really tight game here; don't piss of the Trump base so bad that they primary him in 2020 while staying out of the news enough to keep his head above water and appear to the uninformed masses to be reasonable. As long as Ryan does that, he only needs to wait until the optimal moment to pull the trigger on Impeachment. Then he gets to look like a hero to the unwashed masses.

30% approval rating is the flash point.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Leviathan posted:

Reached for comment this afternoon, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said, "We continue to be disgusted by CNN's fake news reporting."
Spicer later called back and said, "This is more fake news. It is about time CNN focused on the success the President has had bringing back jobs, protecting the nation, and strengthening relationships with Japan and other nations. The President won the election because of his vision and message for the nation."

This seems like the Republicans are crossing a line they can't walk back over. A rubicon of piss. A piss rubicon.

What the gently caress are they going to do as more of that dossier gets verified? It was our government that just verified it.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Internet Webguy posted:

black is white

up is down

real news is fake news

"You can't explain that!"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

the piss tape is real and we are going to watch it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


im the 80s vhs logo

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

"You can't explain that!"

if the news is real then why do i think it's fake, checkmate lieberals

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

I (won't) SEE YOU IN COURT

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/830174089767690243

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

100 degrees Calcium posted:

You're talking about that nonsense about good capitalism?

I think we all need socialism but as far as national politics go her statement was decent

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Yinlock posted:

if the news is real then why do i think it's fake, checkmate lieberals

How can news be real when your eyes aren't real

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Al-Saqr posted:

Lol Taylor swift is an ugly flat girl with hobgoblin eyes so I guess she's perfect for the Aryan cause.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Shes a hosed up alien space chicken like Jacob and Trevor

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/830174089767690243

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
so in the piss tape was it just trump and the hookers in the room? are there any other details here

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

FAUXTON posted:

Trump likes piss so much his middle name is John

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Smythe posted:

the piss tape is real and we are going to watch it

rob ford was the prophecy.

all of this has happened before, all of this will happen again.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

so they are just going to bitch and moan about how everything is unfair and they are trying to keep us safe while they wait for a terrorist attack that they can blame on the judges

sounds like business as usual

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
like the audio recording of the piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis has to be even worse than the visual aspect of it

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008



oh my god he's going to just write it again and hope no one notices :allears:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


what does that mean

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
TRUMP: <labored breathing>

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

if the news is real then why do i think it's fake, checkmate lieberals

I own myself so that you cannot, therefore I win

Its y our own but its a circular using of the own, I'm owning myself and that means I'm owning and you're not, because I have to do everything myself obviously, you're just a moocher who wants a hand out and you're not getting this kind of handout in terms ownage buddy, that's all reserved for me. I pull my ownage by my own bootstrap, I'm a hard worker and I'm working hard at owning myself :shepface:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

you still think, any of my party's constituency, gives a gently caress about the Democratic Party after what has just occurred and continues to occur

:roflolmao: :roflolmao: :roflolmao:

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Smythe posted:

the piss tape is real and we are going to watch it

it's me, i'm running through the hallways with the piss tape like its the death star plans at the end of rouge one

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Der Meister posted:

what does that mean

Use it as a headline in a fundraising email?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

HailedUser posted:

Ryan has to play a really tight game here; don't piss of the Trump base so bad that they primary him in 2020 while staying out of the news enough to keep his head above water and appear to the uninformed masses to be reasonable. As long as Ryan does that, he only needs to wait until the optimal moment to pull the trigger on Impeachment. Then he gets to look like a hero to the unwashed masses.

30% approval rating is the flash point.

nah, repub districts are so gerrymandered that they only way they'd impeach him is if an actual tape of don giving putin a beej emerged

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Smythe posted:

the piss tape is real and we are going to watch it

gonna sit down with a big tall warm glass of apple juice and watch it twice

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

you still think, any of my party's constituency, gives a gently caress about the Democratic Party after has just occurred and continues to occur

:roflolmao: :roflolmao: :roflolmao:

When's ur next town hall big boy

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


HailedUser posted:

We're going to have President Paul Ryan aren't we? Congress will probably call to impeach over Russian ties to the Trump Campaign, which means Pence won't be safe. This has probably been Ryan's plan the whole time.

*everything rube goldbergs into place like some curb your enthusiasm plotline and paul ryan becomes president*

*camera team catches him unaware of this and tells him*

paul ryan: *looking into the camera like a deer in headlights but catches his composure* ahem. yeah. people thought i was a stupid spineless cornball rear end cowardly bitch, but i actually planned this. the whole thing. the thing, uh, which happened and made me president. *adjusts tie* that was planned by me. because i am not a stupid spineless cornball rear end cowardly bitch. can you please make sure you get that, i am not a stupid spineless cornball rear end cowardly bitch

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