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Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here it is on Twitter, that's a lot easier to embed:

It's never dawned on how utterly ridiculous cheerleading is. Once one group of people built a human pyramid was it all that impressive the 2nd time? Or the millionth?

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

:thejoke:+:aaa:=:doh:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That isn't schadenfreude, it's awesome.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Trebek posted:

It's never dawned on how utterly ridiculous cheerleading is. Once one group of people built a human pyramid was it all that impressive the 2nd time? Or the millionth?

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Cheerleading is mega dangerous, one of those falls at speed right on your noodle can cause traumatic brain injury.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
don't text and drive folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zXETN9lHYE

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Why oh why do people still use JPEGs for text-heavy screenshots in TYOOL 2017?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Double Punctuation posted:

Why oh why do people still use JPEGs for text-heavy screenshots in TYOOL 2017?

I believe that many internet services transcode everything into JPEG regardless of source format.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Double Punctuation posted:

Why oh why do people still use JPEGs for text-heavy screenshots in TYOOL 2017?

Imgur automatically transcodes large PNGs to JPEG.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

That was pretty risky

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Trebek posted:

It's never dawned on how utterly ridiculous cheerleading is. Once one group of people built a human pyramid was it all that impressive the 2nd time? Or the millionth?

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I would sooner see young women take up a safe and well-supervised pastime, like MMA.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

canyoneer posted:

That was pretty risky

Mind your own business.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


How the HELL do the physics of this work out?! They're going like 30 and they hit a stationary object with some give to it (the car bounces back a few feet) at a light angle and it's like their car decided to do a somersault! That's terrifying.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

food court bailiff posted:

How the HELL do the physics of this work out?! They're going like 30 and they hit a stationary object with some give to it (the car bounces back a few feet) at a light angle and it's like their car decided to do a somersault! That's terrifying.

Looks like that situation in video games when you have only one or two wheels going up a ramp instead of all four.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

C'mon, baby, just the tip :q:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Malachite_Dragon posted:

C'mon, baby, just the tip :q:

What about the "dissolves malachite" part? Did you read that?

Safer to go up the butt. All in.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

WTF is she even doing?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Who is the goddamn idiot who programmed this formatting

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Beachcomber posted:

WTF is she even doing?

Getting wrecked by an elephant.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011



This had to be a setup for some kind of clickbait, right?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

LeJackal posted:



This had to be a setup for some kind of clickbait, right?

I'm trying to find the matching r/relationships post.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Subjunctive posted:

I'm trying to find the matching r/relationships post.

Try looking in the police blotter for women thrown off bridges.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Tarantula posted:

Easily the best Dark souls troll. Don't mess with THE WALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

from a few pages back, but there is absolutely no way someone that uses this much anime in their gaming videos isn't also a white nationalist

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

ElGroucho posted:

Who is the goddamn idiot who programmed this formatting

That's tumblr's original post blockquotes. They used that for several years until... last year? I think. There was even extensions to change the vertical grey lines to rainbow / other colors so one could see whose reply was what as there is no limit to how many blockquotes could be in a single post. Then they updated it to something like facebook, with stacked horizontal comments, if that makes visual sense. However there's also extensions to return the new blockquote format to the old one seen in the screencap.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

LeJackal posted:



This had to be a setup for some kind of clickbait, right?

Girl has autism and that was her handler

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

value-brand cereal posted:

That's tumblr's original post blockquotes. They used that for several years until... last year? I think. There was even extensions to change the vertical grey lines to rainbow / other colors so one could see whose reply was what as there is no limit to how many blockquotes could be in a single post. Then they updated it to something like facebook, with stacked horizontal comments, if that makes visual sense. However there's also extensions to return the new blockquote format to the old one seen in the screencap.

One of the reasons people started protesting the change to plain horizontally stacked comments is that apparently the format they chose was really awful to people with dyslexia.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Rainier is pretty good for $5 pitcher class beer. Better than pbr or pacifico or w/e.

Not better than Oly! <:mad:>

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Schadenfreude on the meter maid who wrote this parking ticket. I also love that the judge has some sort of Ed McMahon-like sidekick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxPgia7-QRg

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

LeJackal posted:



This had to be a setup for some kind of clickbait, right?


This phone fell into the waters of Deception Pass, WA, a number one spot for suicides in my home state as far as I know.

Goodbye little phone

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Upside down and still has the presence of mind to hit his hazard lights, that is impressive at least.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
^^^^ They automatically come on after airbags deploy.

there wolf lmao posted:

This phone fell into the waters of Deception Pass, WA, a number one spot for suicides in my home state as far as I know.

Goodbye little phone

Probably the only thing of value that's ever taken that fall.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Nice! ^^^

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

Grem posted:

^^^^ They automatically come on after airbags deploy.


Probably the only thing of value that's ever taken that fall.

God drat, son.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Grem posted:

Probably the only thing of value that's ever taken that fall.

:eek:

Maybe -dial- it down a notch. Hyuck hyuck.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




That's fit for an Ig Nobel prize

http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

As for schadenfreude, VW won the 2016 Ig Nobel for chemistry.

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 09:18 on Feb 11, 2017

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

If you got a yeast infection, couldn't you use the malachite dildo to cure it?

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Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

The Lone Badger posted:

If you got a yeast infection, couldn't you use the malachite dildo to cure it?

I would imagine the scorched earth effect it has would just let the infections keep coming back since it's wiping everything out. Right?

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