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fruit on the bottom posted:If you're going to kill yourself over shellfish, you can do better than Red Lobster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMvQfhk6T9Q&t=311s
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My confession is that today while reading the thread in my usual spot two old women headed to the pub saw my skateboard but not me and said: "Someone left a skateboard! Want to take ot for a whirl?" "We'd have to go straight to the hospital" And it was the funniest thing and I would totally let them
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There was also an episode of Aqua Teen were Master Shake is caught having a shell fish addiction, despite being allergic.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 17:31 |
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Also Pam eating shellfish on the sub in archer.
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Sjs00 posted:My confession is that today while reading the thread in my usual spot two old women headed to the pub saw my skateboard but not me and said: I was in a Subway a couple years ago and two old ladies walked in. "You mean to tell me you've never had a Subway sub?" "Never have I ever!" "Well you're in for quite the treat!"
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quote:Hi thread - I'm in a healthy, stable polyamorous relationship and want to share my story. Especially since it seems like poly = bad hosed up people to a lot of posters. this next guy is a bad person and the story is super long but I read it and it was good quote:So, I did a bad thing a while back. Well, it's not really so much something I DID, but rather something I let happen.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 03:58 |
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loquacius posted:this next guy is a bad person and the story is super long but I read it and it was good An excellent 'fesh and well worth the read. The first one is a desperate "please validate my relationship there's a lot of sex because I'm a sex haver" plea and is probably that guy who used to appear after every poly disaster post in the /r/relationships with "UM ACTUALLY NOT ALL POLYS"
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:15 |
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Oh! Remember my married friends that were in the poly-amorous relationship? Well, turns out the new kid isn't the husband's. And their older daughter (she's 12) figured everything out so now they're trying to explain that to her. Which is even more difficult because the father of her new half sister just tried to kill himself (after threatening to kill his ex-girlfriend) because he's severely mentally unstable, the perfect person to open your relationship up with. Her uncle, who's my window into this whole mess, said that she was calling him to ask if her and her brother and sister can come live with him because she's scared. Now, I know it can work for some people, but that is one hosed up situation. They were a functional family a year ago.
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:I was in a Subway a couple years ago and two old ladies walked in. Holy poo poo I bet they died making GBS threads the next day
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:27 |
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Sick goon, I'm sorry to hear about your condition and I hope it will somehow improve. Still, it was a little funny that your boyfriend "tries his best" to cook a meal. He obviously fails so often that you have to resort to protein shakes or that you have to cook despite barely being able to stand. I mean how difficult is to make a meal for two? Even he started as the worst cook in the world it doesn't take much practice to be able to feed two. Especially if he has you to give him advice.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 13:29 |
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I need some diagrams.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 13:35 |
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Doctor Malaver posted:Sick goon, I'm sorry to hear about your condition and I hope it will somehow improve. He probably just doesn't know any good recipes. If anyone out there doesn't have a spouse who's obsessed with reading food blogs, I'd highly recommend getting one. quote:My 2 favorite movies are Silent Hill and The Witch, but not because of plot or anything. You know there's, like, porn, right? You don't have to watch bad horror video-game adaptations to see a naked woman quote:Oh God I don't even know where to start
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 14:26 |
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Maybe rapist goon, I'd need to hear her version of the events. Pretty hard to say just getting one side. Did she say "no" at any point? Did she seem at all into it or was she laying there in silence and not moving? You didn't get raped, if that helps.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 14:47 |
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You didn't rape her. At worst it was sexual assault.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 17:11 |
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It sounds like "my alarm woke us up" was actually "my alarm woke me up." If she wasn't awake and you hadn't talked about it beforehand, that's rape. Since she was just out of an abusive relationship, it's got to be pretty scary to wake up to someone trying to gently caress you, and it wouldn't be unusual to be too scared to fight. "I thought I'd do a sex thing" also makes it sound like trying a new/weird thing, like anal but it didn't work, hence the rubbing, but maybe that's just awkward goon wording.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 17:14 |
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There is no such thing as rape without some form of sex/penetration of something. Like the other goon said at worst it's sexual assault. You're in a no-win situation and the relationship is probably going to end. You can either stand your ground and say it wasn't rape/whatever which will just make her mad and she'll probably start spreading it around to other people, or you can be the weepy mess you are now and she'll gradually get tired of it and lose whatever respect she has for you left and leave you for someone else. Also what's a furbag? A furry I guess?
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 17:25 |
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I would imagine that she meant she was half asleep but the way it was written sounded like she was just tired and decided to let the rape continue so she wouldn't have to get out of bed.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 17:38 |
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"I was too tired to say the word 'stop'" sounds pretty reasonable. Imagine if the house caught fire? She'd be dead, no matter how badly she wanted to escape.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 17:40 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:You didn't get raped, if that helps. if he got coerced into having sex he didn't want to have, yeah, he got raped sounds like that relationship was just one giant mess and you need to move to another state and change your name
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 17:44 |
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Splitting hairs over whether it was rape or not is not productive, if she decides to press charges that's up to the court to determine, and if she isn't it doesn't matter - the only thing that does is an assault of some form happened that she isn't happy about and will always remember it. Really if you feel like you were raped/assaulted in a relationship, just break it off immediately, there's no coming back from that.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 17:52 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:if he got coerced into having sex he didn't want to have, yeah, he got raped Persuading your partner to have sex when they are not that much into it is not rape.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 18:01 |
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Doctor Malaver posted:Persuading your partner to have sex when they are not that much into it is not rape. Lol that confession was a strong troll
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 18:04 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:if he got coerced into having sex he didn't want to have, yeah, he got raped Which liberal arts university do you go to?
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 18:18 |
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Yeah I think it's time to move onquote:Hey, I have the exact same issue as sex anxiety goon. I can't explain it either. I've seen therapists. They try, but I don't think they really know what to make of it. My best guess is that it's a thought loop: I'm anxious that I'm going to be anxious. Or I'm anxious because I'm anxious. No, I can't really explain it better than that. I'm a very anxious person in general. Anxiety is definitely a self-fulfilling prophecy yeah Just focus on your breathing, I guess. Mindfulness and relaxation exercises are your only real options, I think. quote:hello thread, Dude, you def need therapy. I don't think dropping out of your field will actually help -- not only would a minimum-wage job be less fulfilling in and of itself, but you'll keep making yourself feel like a failure every morning when you show up to it. You're putting a whole lot of pressure on yourself and you need to try to explore that.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 18:22 |
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Keep freelancing and just find a bartending job somewhere. It's simple, mindless work (once you get good at it) and you'll make decent money. You could easily find a place where you can work two, three nights a week.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 18:26 |
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Rolling over your live-in partner and humping them is not rape. It's called living together.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 18:28 |
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If your partner is on board, it's great. If your partner is unconscious and it's early in your relationship and you haven't talked about it and her last relationship was abusive, why would you think it was a good idea
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 18:51 |
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Anxiety sex goons next time you're about to have sex think about how youll struggle to get it up
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:12 |
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If your girlfriend who you live and are regularly intimate with doesn't sign a 5 page affidavit prior to every time you touch her then it's rape sorry
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:17 |
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Jose posted:Anxiety sex goons next time you're about to have sex think about how youll struggle to get it up This is still the meanest thing on the entire forum. I love it. alpaca diseases posted:If your girlfriend who you live and are regularly intimate with doesn't sign a 5 page affidavit prior to every time you touch her then it's rape sorry Also, I agree with this. I saw a guy in public kiss his wife on the cheek and she wiped it away and looked flustered. I called the police, but they got there too late to capture him. I'm still going to therapy for having witnessed it. It haunts my dreams....
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:21 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Which liberal arts university do you go to? webster's
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:22 |
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alpaca diseases posted:If your girlfriend who you live and are regularly intimate with doesn't sign a 5 page affidavit prior to every time you touch her then it's rape sorry Just you asking my her to sign it is rape
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:23 |
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Definition of rape : an Old World herb (Brassica napus) of the mustard family grown as a forage crop and for its seeds which yield rapeseed oil and are a bird food — compare canola i believe this settles the matter
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 20:11 |
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I don't know if I've ever used rapeseed oil for anything, but being a member of the patriarchy I have certainly planted several generations of rape seeds.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 20:41 |
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alpaca diseases posted:If your girlfriend who you live and are regularly intimate with doesn't sign a 5 page affidavit prior to every time you touch her then it's rape sorry Well actually, the case and really it should be notarized so that it's truly informed consent and it's shown that it's not done under duress. All terms of the touching should be agreed upon prior to sexual contact and all toys with model and serial numbers should be listed.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 20:41 |
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Ok, goons. We get it. Rape is funny. But this line of discussion is turning a little seedy.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 20:53 |
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Beige posted:Ok, goons. We get it. Rape is funny. But this line of discussion is turning a little seedy.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 21:00 |
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Beige posted:Ok, goons. We get it. Rape is funny. But this line of discussion is turning a little seedy.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 21:15 |
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rape is crap!!! if you rape your just a dumbass
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 21:35 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 13:44 |
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Non-anonymous confession: my first proper girlfriend was into being slapped during sex. I am also slightly stupid. So after we split up, I'm in bed with my new girlfriend, and I thought "man, she'll loving love it if I give her a gentle slap as we're loving" She didn't. Because she hadn't told me about her previous abusive boyfriend. That ended up not being a great evening.
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