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Phanatic posted:NWS, NMS, but topical: Thats loving hilarious and impressive
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That guy must have been really hungry!
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:24 |
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Astrobastard posted:Thats loving hilarious and impressive 100% there are people getting off of having uber large dildoes explanted
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 19:25 |
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That surgery video should be played in any sex toy shop before sale of anything without a flared base, and all produce sections of grocery stores while we're at it. Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Well, pee is still supposed to be sterile so he's still ok on that front. Urine is not sterile, but that's not the point. Just because I wouldn't get a golden shower doesn't mean I don't want to see prostitutes getting a golden shower. I mean, who wouldn't if it were a gift from an old pal Putin? I'm not that rude.
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Phanatic posted:NWS, NMS, but topical: Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one.
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I remember reading someone's account of dildoing themselves in the shower and getting it stuck, soemthing about how it opened their belly button(?) and got lodged against some cluster of nerves, paralyzing them from the waist down, and having their wife haul them to the car on a skateboard in front of their children and neighbors, and now he's permanently incontinent and everything.
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A Moose posted:I remember reading someone's account of dildoing themselves in the shower and getting it stuck, soemthing about how it opened their belly button(?) and got lodged against some cluster of nerves, paralyzing them from the waist down, and having their wife haul them to the car on a skateboard in front of their children and neighbors, and now he's permanently incontinent and everything. That's nothing compared to the goon that hosed his rear end so raw and rough with a dildo that pieces of him sloughed out in the shower.
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's nothing compared to the goon that hosed his rear end so raw and rough with a dildo that pieces of him sloughed out in the shower. It is very concerning, and it seems to reinforce that the documentary,'Night of the Creeps' is even more real. Sloober has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's nothing compared to the goon that hosed his rear end so raw and rough with a dildo that pieces of him sloughed out in the shower.
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Bobby Digital posted:This is my hole, it was made for me Dzzzt Dzzzt Dzzzt
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 21:48 |
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I both do and don't wish I had more information about these stories.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Dzzzt Dzzzt Dzzzt *throws carving stone* VERY GOOD
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MrYenko posted:I both do and don't wish I had more information about these stories. Hello friend, i have received your request and process the appropriate paper work to requisition the records. GE Cafe posted:I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.
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Lime Tonics posted:Australia is cooked. Yeah having just lived through that with no AC lemme just say that it wasn't great.
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MrYenko posted:I both do and don't wish I had more information about these stories. Hey how about another thing! You know how the chemical process of cement drying is exothermic? I've heard tell of people who use that as a reason to cram a whole bunch of it up their butt and enjoy the sensation as it cures. Then when it's done you just squeeze and presto, concrete turd for your trophy shelf / wall of shame. Except there was this one guy who put a bit too much in, and it went around the corner
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 22:47 |
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Wouldn't that burn a lot?
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 22:50 |
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Data Graham posted:Hey how about another thing! Doesn't the process also absorb water? That seems like an excellent way to dry out then cut the poo poo out of your large intestine.
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I'm not saying I heard many further details or, you know, sought them.
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Data Graham posted:I'm not saying I heard many further details or, you know, sought them. That seems more like one of those "Did you know you can charge your phone by putting it in the microwave?!" fake posts to get people to try stupid poo poo
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Concrete is caustic, y’all.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Gigantic black dildo begins slowly moving forward, cross country. Unerringly triangulating on your position, it won't stop, it can't stop. It Furrows
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That looked more like a high end pepper grinder than dildo in that gif and so thats what im going to remain convinced it is. Jesus christ.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 23:10 |
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Phanatic posted:NWS, NMS, but topical: I have so very many questions
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I have so very many questions
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Malachite_Dragon posted:There's a reason the healthcare thread chants "Wide, Flared Bases" like a cult prayer. Yeah if Hillary taught us anything it's the importance of not losing your wide base.
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Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html links to two pictures at the bottom of the page quote:the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care. Rectal Impaction With Epoxy Resin: A Case Report http://www.emse.fr/~zimmermann/RAFT/RAFTpapers/Examples/nocomment.pdf --- Links to a PDF Includes two pictures quote:A 27-year-old unemployed young man presented
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Also don't cram that malachite dildo in you anywhere even with a condom because malachite is pretty prone to shattering if you put any pressure on it so you'll end up with sharp shards of rock all up in whichever business you applied it to.
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Biscuit Joiner posted:Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix Sounds like basic construction technology courses should be mandated for all adults so they can learn the basics of why this kind of stuff is not a very good idea.
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Biscuit Joiner posted:Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix back to the buttpage
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 23:30 |
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I'd appreciate a good solid poo poo from time to time but I'll think I shall pass on that
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If I found my colon filled with quick set concrete I'd poo poo bricks.
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Biscuit Joiner posted:Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix Thanks man
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Biscuit Joiner posted:Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix I like how both patients were recommended a psychiatric consultation, and both declined.
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Biscuit Joiner posted:Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix The guy already had a loving ping-pong ball up his rear end and he wanted more? Ffffuuuuuck
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 00:21 |
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Any ER doctor or nurse will be happy to regale you with tales of things morons shoved up their butts.
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Is going through medical colleges and becoming a doctor and having people of lower intellect shove things up their asses some sort of sex industry doctors get into that I don't know about?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ZVE9Ydkb0
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Mierenneuker posted:I'd appreciate a good solid poo poo from time to time but I'll think I shall pass on that Haha yeah I got it
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