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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I've got to grind 20 champion hermit crabs, each one lives in a more badass creature's skull. The final crab, OmegadonCrab, lives in my own skull.

We're all OmegadonCrabs if you really think about it.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Bombadilillo posted:

We're all OmegadonCrabs if you really think about it.

Or if you let the crab think about it.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Clearly a Khorne Crab.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Subjunctive posted:

Or if you let the crab think about it.

Is this the ending to Herman's Head? Hermit's Head?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is this the ending to Herman's Head? Hermit's Head?

Herman's Hermits. :colbert:

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND
Picture isn't that badass without context, but couldn't resist.



http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/francis-wharton-killed-deer-dentures-teeth-1.3211739

Guy kills a deer, but has no teeth to eat it with. Makes dentures out of deer teeth. Eats deer with its own teeth.

Is almost killed by bear, makes own guns to kill bears with. Murders many bears out of revenge after one kills his pet ram. Eats bears with deer teeth.

:wtf: :catstare: :wtf:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Resourceful. Ironic. Terrifyingly crazy.

I like it :v:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
He's so proud and he should be

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I wonder if he ever regretted not eating the bears with their own teeth too.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Chard posted:

I wonder if he ever regretted not eating the bears with their own teeth too.

He is saving the bear teeth for when he feasts upon man. And he will use man's teeth for feeding upon the ultimate delicacy: god.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Stealing this from another thread.

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:



"The first prototype and first Concorde to fly, caught the exact moment it clips past the corona of an annular eclipse of the sun."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
A rather strikingly pretty picture.




"LGM-118A Peacekeeper missile system being tested at the Kwajalein Atoll in the Marshall Islands. This is a long exposure photo showing the paths of the multiple re-entry vehicles deployed by the missile. One Peacekeeper can hold up to 10 nuclear warheads, each independently targeted. Were the warheads armed with a nuclear payload, each would carry with it the explosive power of twenty-five Hiroshima-sized weapons which is equivalent to around 400 kilotons of TNT."

You can do a GIS of MIRV Reentry for related

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Well now I just want to play some Scorched Earth

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



LethalGeek posted:

Well now I just want to play some Scorched Earth

Or DEFCON

Pudding Space
Mar 19, 2014

Blog Free or Die posted:

Guy kills a deer, but has no teeth to eat it with. Makes dentures out of deer teeth. Eats deer with its own teeth.

Is almost killed by bear, makes own guns to kill bears with. Murders many bears out of revenge after one kills his pet ram. Eats bears with deer teeth.

:wtf: :catstare: :wtf:

This sounds like an intergalactic PSA on reason #1019 to avoid Earth.

PYF Bad rear end Pictures: Eats bears with deer teeth

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Mods please rename me to Deer Teeth, tia

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Creed Reunion Tour posted:

Mods please rename me to Deer Teeth, tia

Deertooth Dentures

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


Bucktooth Bear-terror

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
http://m.imgur.com/R9k6cOZ

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

I dont even like baseball.. but :swoon:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


I like how number 9 went ducking for cover but he would have been the one getting brained if the guy hadn't caught the bat.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Bud K ninja sword posted:

I dont even like baseball.. but :swoon:

same and same. Is this guy like as super good baseball player in general too? Does anyone know?
that dude in the stands booking for cover..amazing

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

ladron posted:

same and same. Is this guy like as super good baseball player in general too? Does anyone know?
that dude in the stands booking for cover..amazing

The best part ? He's only a minor league player. He's a Mets prospect.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Istari posted:

The best part ? He's only a minor league player. He's a Mets prospect.

He's good with the stick, but how about with the balls?

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Istari posted:

The best part ? He's only a minor league player. He's a Mets prospect.

He should get the call up just based on that one catch.

I mean hey, it's not like the Mets haven't made any worse decisions in their franchise history.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Minor league players are typically cool dudes. At least the ones I met were.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Soulex posted:

Minor league players are typically cool dudes. At least the ones I met were.

Don't minor league players pretty much have to be on food stamps just to support a career in the minor leagues? If so, they're certainly not doing it for the minor league money.

Magnus Manfist
Mar 10, 2013
I also don't give a poo poo about baseball but this is loving amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMujgAAyH-I

Edit: I call it "Portrait of a man definitely about to get laid"

Magnus Manfist has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Mar 4, 2017

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Also staged, sorry. http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/longoria.asp

Magnus Manfist
Mar 10, 2013
Aw, gently caress

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Come on man.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Think you're strong? Just lift this 1565 lb weight and walk with it.

Arnold Strongman Classic 2017.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJcvZIAsTfs

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Think you're strong? Just lift this 1565 lb weight and walk with it.

Arnold Strongman Classic 2017.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJcvZIAsTfs

Well, that makes me lifting my sofa over my head not feel like such an achievement.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Here's winner Brian Shaw with Arnold. At 6'8" and 440 lbs he's a pretty gigantic human being.
I wish I could find a picture of them shaking hands just to show him engulfing Arnold's hand with his.



Everyone wants a photo with Arnie (bodybuilding winner, Cedric McMillan

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Lifting a 560lb stone over a 4' bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crTLVL_L8LU

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

I love the announcer.

:allears::love: Aww shucks champ I bet you could do 610.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Unreal poo poo, what a monster.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rolo posted:

I love the announcer.

:allears::love: Aww shucks champ I bet you could do 610.

That's Bill Kazmaier, who won the world's strongest man three times in the 80s.
He's 63 now and still looks freaking huge.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


He won the 1982 title by sumo wrestling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2qCBkXrb8s

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B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




treiz01 posted:

I don't think I'd want one in a hairy situation though. How do you load the bloody thing if your hands are shaking?

Here's a quick revolver reload anyone can do easy as pie: (ignore the bullshit politics and mythbuster's level experimentation in the video. Just watch the action starting at 11:18)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Upjn5DR0o&t=678s

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