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Sloober posted:
Like how the hell did it evolve to replace tongues?
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Dreddout posted:Idgi what's the goal here? No longer has to look for food, safer in mouth of larger creature Look the point is we should all have tongue isopods that definitely don't tap into your brain and control you, it'll be for the betterment of the human species.
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Feb 11, 2017 22:26
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Sloober posted:No longer has to look for food, safer in mouth of larger creature I wonder if they taste good.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I wonder if they taste good. No you aren't supposed to eat them, they help you by having little arms, haven't you always wanted a tongue that has little arms? it can get food out from between your teeth, 5 out of 5 dentists think tongue isopods are simply the best
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Hyperlynx posted:No, you fool, that's the genius of it! It's Trump loving up the rhyme, because he's an idiot. That's why it works so well. Picture a spontaneous musical number, where all the characters are magically singing in tune, in time and rhyming, and there's one fucko who keeps screwing it up. It's genius. "The monorail is really—D'OH" E: WTF, am I completely misremembering a scene or something Data Graham has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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E: fffuuuuu
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Sloober posted:No you aren't supposed to eat them, they help you by having little arms, haven't you always wanted a tongue that has little arms? it can get food out from between your teeth, 5 out of 5 dentists think tongue isopods are simply the best You don't taste things you've eaten, you taste things that are currently in your mouth. That louse lives in your mouth. "Does it taste good" is a pertinent question.
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Jerry Cotton posted:You don't taste things you've eaten, you taste things that are currently in your mouth. That louse lives in your mouth. "Does it taste good" is a pertinent question. But your taste organ has been replaced by a different, better taste organ
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Feb 11, 2017 22:38
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Jerry Cotton posted:You don't taste things you've eaten, you taste things that are currently in your mouth. That louse lives in your mouth. "Does it taste good" is a pertinent question. Eh, after enough exposure i stopped noticing your mom's taste and smell
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Data Graham posted:"The monorail is really—D'OH" "The Kwik-E-Mart is real—D'OH" gently caress I thought I was going insane for a second there
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Sloober posted:But your taste organ has been replaced by a different, better taste organ Well, uhh... "does it taste good" is an even more pertinent question then! e: Saved by ambiguity.
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Feb 11, 2017 22:43
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Jerry Cotton posted:Well, uhh... "does it taste good" is an even more pertinent question then! It tastes well.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Well, uhh... "does it taste good" is an even more pertinent question then! Really good Like the best taste you've ever had in your life, times 100
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Isopods in the crevice of your pussah... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtPqp53ISbE waffles beyond waffles has a new favorite as of 01:30 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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Leftists are the real Nazis so it's okay to punch them
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Its true, keep going ideologically left until stack overflow wraps you back around to pcos bill
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Sloober posted:Its true, keep going ideologically left until stack overflow wraps you back around to pcos bill  
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If anyone doesn't know about this, it's literally what happened in Civilization 1. Gandhi had his aggression set to the lowest possible value. A civilization discovering the necessary technology for nuclear weapons would decrease their aggression rating, to try to simulate the concept that nuclear armed nations don't want to start wars with each other, to avoid mutually assured destruction. So if you decrease what's already the lowest rating, you get integer underflow and suddenly Gandhi becomes a brutal warlord.
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Sloober posted:No longer has to look for food, safer in mouth of larger creature  Hyperlynx posted:If anyone doesn't know about this, it's literally what happened in Civilization 1. Gandhi had his aggression set to the lowest possible value. A civilization discovering the necessary technology for nuclear weapons would decrease their aggression rating, to try to simulate the concept that nuclear armed nations don't want to start wars with each other, to avoid mutually assured destruction. So if you decrease what's already the lowest rating, you get integer underflow and suddenly Gandhi becomes a brutal warlord. Yeah dude I've taken a history class I know who Gandhi is! 
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Hyperlynx posted:If anyone doesn't know about this, it's literally what happened in Civilization 1. Gandhi had his aggression set to the lowest possible value. A civilization discovering the necessary technology for nuclear weapons would decrease their aggression rating, to try to simulate the concept that nuclear armed nations don't want to start wars with each other, to avoid mutually assured destruction. So if you decrease what's already the lowest rating, you get integer underflow and suddenly Gandhi becomes a brutal warlord. Almost. That was the basic idea but it wasn't nukes that caused it. Gandhi was a total peacenik in the game and those leaders tended to go for democracy. Any civilization that picks democracy has its aggression turned down. That was around the point that nukes started to show up so it wasn't long after Gandhi went democracy that he just declared war on everybody. The aggression number also influenced how the AI would behave in wars. Nukes were to be avoided as they seriously damaged the cities you used them on (better to take them in good condition) and cranked up world pollution, which would cause global warming and gently caress up the terrain. Each value of AI personality was a byte whose value could be 0 to 255. Generally speaking leaders only had personality ratings between 1 and 10. Gandhi's aggression was 1. Basically he'd only fight people that attacked him and mostly just sat back and kept to himself. However, democracy has a -2 modifier to aggression which then made his aggression wrap around to 255. Even the most aggressive leaders didn't nuke everything in sight. Gandhi's aggression got cranked up so far he turned into a nuke-it-until-it-glows psychopath. It then became a running gag in Civilization. This hasn't been a technical issue in later games and his AI is generally set to be peaceful but the devs deliberately cranked his "likelihood to use nukes if he gets in a war" AI value absurdly high. So now he's generally pretty peaceful but does, in fact, back his words with nuclear weapons. Lots of them. Connected to a button he'll push at the slightest provocation. Moral of the story: don't piss off Gandhi.
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You must be the nukes you wish to drop on the world. The weak can never nuke. Nuking is the attribute of the strong. Belligerence is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in dischord. A nuke for a rock only ends up making the whole world your servant. Live as if you were to die tomorrow; drop nukes as if you were to live forever. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you nuke 'em. You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few nukes in the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become radioactive. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the nuking of others. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from ballistic MIRV's. A man is but the product of his thoughts; what he thinks, and who he nukes. -- Gandhi
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Almost. Ah, my mistake. Democracy turns Gandhi into a psycho, not nukes.
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 the guy that drew this got banned from twitter, because of the comic.
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spit on my clit posted:
I looked this up because that seemed ridiculously bland to get banned over and apparently it was THIS comic that did it? 
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Jesus christ that is a lot of double negatives. I honestly have no idea which side this person is on. 
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Code Jockey posted:I looked this up because that seemed ridiculously bland to get banned over and apparently it was THIS comic that did it? lmao
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kill all men, im(male)o
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:
I feel like he got banned because the people on Twitter couldn't tell either, and they reported him just to be sure.
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Dreddout posted:Hmm, I wonder who's behind this post! Ha ha, i see you there, nice to meet you fellow something awfuls poster what are you up to i have a nice gift for you if you have a minute to talk about things
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That's not a coffee table!
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Half the world is already infected with the cat poop parasite, do we really need more guys taking up residence in our bodies?
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Jesus christ that is a lot of double negatives. I honestly have no idea which side this person is on.  , reading that comic makes me feel like I'm having a stroke for some reason. I just can't seem to figure out what loving point it's trying to make at all.
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DontMockMySmock posted:
I'm glad it's not just me. I thought maybe my sleepiness was overcoming me.
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DontMockMySmock posted:
I think that's the joke.
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Good av. E: for unrelated reasons I've recently spent an indefensible amount of time GISing for "eel nunchucks", so yes, yes I do. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:14 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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