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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Boinks posted:

I had no idea Twitter banned people for mocking religions. They must ban 100s a day for mocking Christianity.

heh

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Good av.

E: for unrelated reasons I've recently spent an indefensible amount of time GISing for "eel nunchucks", so yes, yes I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_d8NhNmiRs

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

aardwolf posted:

Somewhere, Khaled Mardam-Bey is getting an erection and doesn't know why.

This is a good joke and I appreciate it.

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Karate Bastard posted:

O poo poo that's kinda hot

I was gonna give you a regular old slappin but it's on now bitch



I had forgotten about the salmon cannon.

"fires fish over dam at 22mph". Trebuchets eat your hearts out :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kICS32kady4

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
At the time trebuchets were invented pneumatic and/or hydraulic technologies were at 2mph or however fast the river moves

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Beeswax posted:

This is a good joke and I appreciate it.

*boops nose*

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007



edit: it's more polite to quote it

The Chad Jihad has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Feb 12, 2017

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

always the meme thread

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What?? Someone get punched?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Dreddout posted:

Hmm, I wonder who's behind this post!





This makes me crave some nacho cheese flavored Doritos brand snack chips

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

Karate Bastard posted:

What?? Someone get punched?

He dead

http://abcnews.go.com/US/proclaimed-kkk-imperial-wizard-found-dead-riverbank/story?id=45439758

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i see no problem with dude getting banned from twitter, but i also think everybody should be banned from twitter.

the internet was a mistake.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Scarf posted:

This makes me crave some nacho cheese flavored Doritos brand snack chips

Thank you for this.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Yaaaaayyyyy :neckbeard:

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

i would eat a peepee

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

spit on my clit posted:

i would eat a peepee

call me later ;-*

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

http://i.imgur.com/1Fp0keb.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.




Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Dreddout posted:

Hmm, I wonder who's behind this post!





Wait, are those dark triangle bits on the outer edges its eyes? Or is that bit on the front flanked by the segmented prongs its entire head? Aaaaaa

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
God, Friday, 16:50: Sooooooooooo what else can I do! I got all these gnarly gristly bits... Do they fit? Sorta? Yeah! I'll put some more on here... and here... and uhh... whoops! Hehe, nevermind. Now I'll just add some soft tissue over this and-

Gabriel, slamming through door, out of breath: God! *pants* Satan made off with all the lard and skin tarps to make another PCOSBill

God: Well poo poo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures


RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

So goddamn good

cnut
May 3, 2016


And nothing of value was lost.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cnut posted:

And nothing of value was lost.

His fishing gear probably washed away.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

more

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

whoa

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

yes

cnut
May 3, 2016

PCOS Bill posted:

His fishing gear probably washed away.

hahahaha

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





















Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
I know we've discussed it recently but my god was Lasagna Cat ahead of its time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUUNslMcGh8

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Where's my purse?

I ate it. :catdrugs:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Hmm, sorta expected another punchline to the pregancy test comic, following a goggles joke.
That's the stuff!

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Metal Gear isn't political though :rolleye:

https://twitter.com/fangbreaker/status/827628936511123456

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